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# 2201

Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh samajhke na joh samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... teri samajh hi samajh nahi hai, samajh parayi ko bhi toh samajho ... samajh parayi ko joh na samajhe ... meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai


After thinking and understanding try to understand the thought ... even thinking and understanding is a thought ... the one who doesn't understand even after thinking and understanding is silly in my opinion ... your thought is not the only thought, try to understand someone else's thought as well ... the one who doesn't understand someone else's thought ... is silly in my opinion

# 2202

Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi


I've taken in fresh air of the village and not the smoke from a cigarette ... my body is made from steel and it's not a cage of bones

# 2203

Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi


So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

# 2204

(Main tera sar phod doongi) ... Arre phod de chahe gaud mein rakh ... ab toh mundi bhi tumhari hai aur munda bhi tumhara


(I'll break your head) ... You may break it or keep it in your lap ... now the head is yours and also the boy

# 2205

Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?


Are you Salman Khan that you have commitment issues?

# 2206

Woh maut bhi kitni haseen hogi ... apne janaze ke paas dus barah kudiyan namkeen hogi


How beautiful will that death be ... when there will be 10 to 12 beautiful girls at my funeral

# 2207

Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai


Your heart is roaming around ... because every part of your body is your heart

# 2208

99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end


99% stories end on "I Love You" ... you know why? ... because it's the beginning of the end

# 2209

Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi


If I keep this bomb on your head then what will blast first ... this bomb or your head? ... (you tell what will blast) ... first you'll blast with fear

# 2210

Chote mote gunaah karoge toh aaise hi kanoon se darte rahoge ... bade gunaah karoge toh bade bade logon ke saath naam judh jayega, TV par interview honge aur badi badi magazino ke cover page par aaoge ... press tumhe hero bana degi


If you commit small crimes then you'll always fear the law ... but if you commit big crimes then your name will connect with big people, your interview will come on the TV and you'll be on the cover page of big magazines ... the press will make you a hero

# 2211

Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota ... toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta


Even if it was Laxman Prasad instead of me ... he would have crossed the limits with this Rekha

# 2212

Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho


You're a thief, scoundrel, rascal, fugitive of top quality ... you're a disgrace in the name of youth of this country ... you're a bite of a poisonous snake

# 2213

Tumhe dekhte hi mere dil ka diwala aaisa nikal gaya hai jaise kisi satodiya ka nikal jaata hai ... aur mere jeevan ka karobar poora beh gaya hai ... yeh tabhi chalega jab tum apne prem ka finance mujhe dogi


The moment I saw you my heart became bankrupt just like a gambler becomes one ... and the business of my life has been washed away ... now it will only work when you'll give me the finance of your love

# 2214

Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai


Coffee is not a trustworthy thing ... it looks at the person who is going to drink it ... and based on that it prepares itself

# 2215

Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega


Put the cap of peace on your bottle of anger ... or else you'll blow up like a fire cracker

# 2216

Signal pe rukne waale har ek aadmi ke bheje mein ek-hich tension rehta hai ... ki kab yeh signal apna rang badle aur kab woh idhar se nikal jaye ... idhar bitayele dus se pandra second bhi, saale ko ghante ke maafit lagte hai


Every person that stops on a signal has only one tension in his mind ... that when will this signal change its colour so that he can move ahead ... even the 10 to 15 seconds that he spends here, feels like an hour to him

# 2217

Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee


My son is like the daily TV soap ... he guarantees sorrow, pain and distress everyday

# 2218

Pitaji ka naam, mataji ki shaan ... aur dono ke ishq mein phas gaya yeh gareeb insaan


My father's name and my mother's pride ... and in between the love of these two, this poor person was born

# 2219

Ekdum zehar ho tum


You are totally poisonous

# 2220

Yeh ladkiyan bhi na yaar sab samajhti hai ... par pata nahi hum ladkon ko kya samajhti hai


These girls understand everything ... but I don't know what do they think, what we boys are

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