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# 2201
Jabse dekha hai maine is daas ko ... na Shakespeare ko padha hai na Kalidas ko
Since I've seen this sad person ... I haven't read poems by Shakespeare and neither Kalidas

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Poem•Comedy
8
# 2202
Janam tera is duniya mein kabhi nahi hoga ... main shaadi nahi karoonga, tu paida kaise hoga?
You will never be born in this world ... because I won't get married, so how will you be born?

Maqsad

Amjad Khan

Shayari•Comedy•Marriage & Wedding
8
# 2203
Samajh samajhke samajh ko samajho ... samajh samajhna bhi ek samajh hai ... samajh samajhke na joh samajhe meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai ... teri samajh hi samajh nahi hai, samajh parayi ko bhi toh samajho ... samajh parayi ko joh na samajhe ... meri samajh mein woh nasamajh hai
After thinking and understanding try to understand the thought ... even thinking and understanding is a thought ... the one who doesn't understand even after thinking and understanding is silly in my opinion ... your thought is not the only thought, try to understand someone else's thought as well ... the one who doesn't understand someone else's thought ... is silly in my opinion

Deewana Mujh Sa Nahin

Satyendra Kapoor

Comedy•Poem
8
# 2204
Gaon ki shudh hawa khai hai maine, cigarette ha dhuan nahi ... faulad ka seena hai mera, haddiyon ka pinjra nahi
I've taken in fresh air of the village and not the smoke from a cigarette ... my body is made from steel and it's not a cage of bones

Jis Desh Mein Ganga Rehta Hai

Govinda

Shayari•Village•Comedy
8
# 2205
Saale pichwaade pe itni goliyan padegi na ... roti bhi pet ke bal letke khani padegi
So many bullets will get fired in your ass ... that you'll even have to eat food lying on your stomach

Guddu Rangeela

Arshad Warsi

Comedy•Action•Food & Drinks
Play Video
8
# 2206
(Main tera sar phod doongi) ... Arre phod de chahe gaud mein rakh ... ab toh mundi bhi tumhari hai aur munda bhi tumhara
(I'll break your head) ... You may break it or keep it in your lap ... now the head is yours and also the boy

Second Hand Husband

Unknown

Comedy•Men
8
# 2207
Are you Salman Khan joh commitment issues chal rahe hai?
Are you Salman Khan that you have commitment issues?

Tanu Weds Manu Returns

Deepak Dobriyal

Comedy
8
# 2208
Woh maut bhi kitni haseen hogi ... apne janaze ke paas dus barah kudiyan namkeen hogi
How beautiful will that death be ... when there will be 10 to 12 beautiful girls at my funeral

Mr Ya Miss

Aftab Shivdasani

Shayari•Death•Comedy
8
# 2209
Tumhara dil roaming hai ... kyun ki tumhara roam roam tumhara dil hai
Your heart is roaming around ... because every part of your body is your heart

Dil Ne Jise Apna Kahaa

Salman Khan

Comedy•Romance
8
# 2210
99% kahaniyan "I Love You" pe khatam ho jaati hai ... pata hai kyun? ... it's the beginning of the end
99% stories end on "I Love You" ... you know why? ... because it's the beginning of the end

Happy Ending

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy•Romance
8
# 2211
Agar main yeh bomb tere sar pe rakhoonga toh pehle kya phatega ... yeh bomb ya tera sar ... (tu bata kya phatega) ... sabse pehle teri phategi
If I keep this bomb on your head then what will blast first ... this bomb or your head? ... (you tell what will blast) ... first you'll blast with fear

Kaante

Sanjay Dutt

Comedy
8
# 2212
Chote mote gunaah karoge toh aaise hi kanoon se darte rahoge ... bade gunaah karoge toh bade bade logon ke saath naam judh jayega, TV par interview honge aur badi badi magazino ke cover page par aaoge ... press tumhe hero bana degi
If you commit small crimes then you'll always fear the law ... but if you commit big crimes then your name will connect with big people, your interview will come on the TV and you'll be on the cover page of big magazines ... the press will make you a hero

Tejasvini

Amrish Puri

Crime•Comedy
8
# 2213
Agar meri jagah koi Laxman Prasad bhi hota ... toh is Rekha ke saath laxman rekha paar kar deta
Even if it was Laxman Prasad instead of me ... he would have crossed the limits with this Rekha

Shaadi No. 1

Fardeen Khan

Comedy
8
# 2214
Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho
You're a thief, scoundrel, rascal, fugitive of top quality ... you're a disgrace in the name of youth of this country ... you're a bite of a poisonous snake

Fun2shh: Dudes in the 10th Century

Kader Khan

Thief & Criminal•Animals & Birds•Comedy
8
# 2215
Coffee bhi baimaan cheez hai ... woh dekhti hai usse peene waala kaun hai ... us hisaab se banti hai
Coffee is not a trustworthy thing ... it looks at the person who is going to drink it ... and based on that it prepares itself

Dus Kahaniyaan

Aftab Shivdasani

Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2216
Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega
Put the cap of peace on your bottle of anger ... or else you'll blow up like a fire cracker

Haqeeqat (1995)

Johnny Lever

Comedy
8
# 2217
Signal pe rukne waale har ek aadmi ke bheje mein ek-hich tension rehta hai ... ki kab yeh signal apna rang badle aur kab woh idhar se nikal jaye ... idhar bitayele dus se pandra second bhi, saale ko ghante ke maafit lagte hai
Every person that stops on a signal has only one tension in his mind ... that when will this signal change its colour so that he can move ahead ... even the 10 to 15 seconds that he spends here, feels like an hour to him

Traffic Signal

Kunal Khemu

Time•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2218
Mera beta TV ke daily soap ki tarah hai ... har din dukh, dard aur taqleef ki guarantee
My son is like the daily TV soap ... he guarantees sorrow, pain and distress everyday

C Kkompany

Anupam Kher

Sadness•Comedy
8
# 2219
Pitaji ka naam, mataji ki shaan ... aur dono ke ishq mein phas gaya yeh gareeb insaan
My father's name and my mother's pride ... and in between the love of these two, this poor person was born

Kuchh Meetha Ho Jaye

Jaspal Bhatti

Parents•Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2220
Ekdum zehar ho tum
You are totally poisonous

Tamanchey

Nikhil Dwivedi

Comedy
Play Video
8
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Love Is A Waste Of Time
Love Is A Waste Of Time
PK
 Dekha Na Haaye Re
Dekha Na Haaye Re
Bombay To Goa
 Chikni Soorat Tu Kahan Tha
Chikni Soorat Tu Kahan Tha
Hum Hain Rahi Pyar Ke
 Khatoon Ki Khidmat Mein
Khatoon Ki Khidmat Mein
Desh Premee
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Chal Mere Bhai
Chal Mere Bhai
Naseeb (1981)
 Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Bholi Surat Dil Ke Khote
Albela (1951)
 Ande Ka Funda
Ande Ka Funda
Jodi No. 1
Dukki Pe Dukki Ho
Satte Pe Satta
 Hungama
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