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# 2221
Yeh ladkiyan bhi na yaar sab samajhti hai ... par pata nahi hum ladkon ko kya samajhti hai
These girls understand everything ... but I don't know what do they think, what we boys are

Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain

Govinda

Women•Men•Comedy
8
# 2222
Aurat ke inhi hoton ne lakhon ghar barbaad kiye hai ... aabad kiye hai toh sirf veerane, maikhane, qaid khane aur pagal khane
The lips of women have destroyed millions of homes ... if they have flourished anything, then that is ruins, bars, jails and mental asylums

Prem Aggan

Satish Shah

Women•House•Comedy
8
# 2223
Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki
A husband who has no say in the house ... his eyes move outside ... basically understand that, when the wife gets angry then automatically the window of the husband's eyes opens up

Prem Kaa Game

Salman Khan

Husband & Wife•House•Comedy
8
# 2224
Kali dekhi thi, ab gulzar hai tu ... churi dekhi thi, ab talwar hai tu
I saw you as a flower bud, but now you're a flower garden .. I saw you as a knife, but now you're a sword

Victoria No. 203

Ashok Kumar

Shayari•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
8
# 2225
Aksar desi aankhon par videshi chasma lagane se ... dimaag mein charbi chad jaati hai
Often when you put imported sunglasses on a native face ... then the mind goes crazy

Ghar Sansar

Jeetendra

Comedy
Play Video
8
# 2226
Is chor bazaar mein aake apne ho gaye vare nyare ... apun akhiyon se goli maare
By coming to this thief market I've become rich ... and I shoot bullets from my eyes

Akhiyon Se Goli Maare

Govinda

Comedy
8
# 2227
Zindagi bhar zillat ke tukdon par palte palte hamari haalat us apahij ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas chalne ke liye baisakhi toh hai ... par usse pakadne ke liye haath nahi
After living our entire life on the pieces of humiliation our condition has become like that of a handicap person ... who has the crutches to walk ... but he doesn't have the hands to hold them

Jaan

Vishwajeet Pradhan

Comedy
8
# 2228
Hum toh yeh samajhkar aapke paas aaye the, ki hum apni samajh ko aapki samajh ke charano mein rakh denge ... aur aap is nasamajh ki bina samajhayi hui samajh ko, apni samajhdari se samajhake sabko yeh samajha denge ki hum samajh gaye ... lekin aap samajhenge nahi ... samajh gaye na?
I came to you thinking that, I'll keep my thinking under the feet of your thinking ... and that with your sensible thinking you'll make everyone understand that, the foolish thinking of this silly person now understands ... but you won't understand that ... do you understand?

Jaadugar

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
8
# 2229
Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega
He is so twisted ... that if he eats a nail, then he will shit a screw

Mickey Virus

Unknown

Comedy
8
# 2230
Jab meri chalti hai toh tumhari kyun jalti hai?
Why are you jealous when I do good?

The Xpose

Unknown

Comedy
8
# 2231
Is aurat ke mann mein chupa hai paap ... bachche ka woh padosi hai baap
There is evil hiding in this woman's heart ... the father of her child is the neighbour

Justice Chowdhary

Arun Bakshi

Shayari•Comedy•Parents
8
# 2232
Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS
Now the world of lovers will get destroyed ... when this MMS (video message) will reach every house

Shaadi Se Pehle

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•House•Comedy
8
# 2233
Majnu aur Romeo ko agar naukri doondni padti na ... toh pata chalta ki pyar karna bada aasaan hai ... naukri doondna bahut mushkil
If Majnu and Romeo had to find a job ... then they would have realized that loving is more easy ... and finding a job is very difficult

Shaadi Se Pehle

Akshaye Khanna

Job & Career•Comedy
8
# 2234
Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai
When a person is disappointed by humans ... he then starts to love dogs and cats

Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Om Prakash

Animals & Birds•Comedy
8
# 2235
Meri chaati par aakar toh saanp bhi rassi ban jaata hai
Even a snake becomes a rope when it comes on my body

Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Lalita Pawar

Animals & Birds•Comedy
8
# 2236
Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua
The cycle has lost three kilos weight ... but you haven't lost even one gram

Chillar Party

Unknown

Comedy
8
# 2237
Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi hai ... lekin ek baat ka bharosa hai ... life insurance ka
Life can't be trusted ... but there is one thing that can be trusted ... that is life insurance

Darna Zaroori Hai

Rajpal Yadav

Life•Comedy
8
# 2238
X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega
Whether it is X square or X cube ... we will have to mug it up

Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey

Unknown

Education•Comedy
8
# 2239
Meri toh juein bhi nahi nachi aaj tak
Not even my louses have danced to date

Aaja Nachle

Konkona Sen Sharma

Dance•Comedy
8
# 2240
Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge
I will make so many holes in your body ... that bloody even after dying you will play like a flute

Baazi

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Music
8
Songs - Comedy
Dukki Pe Dukki Ho
Satte Pe Satta
Baatein Hawa Hai
Cheeni Kum
 Bum Bum Bole
Bum Bum Bole
Taare Zameen Par
 Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Chor Machaaye Shor
 Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Chaalbaaz
 Tu Kaun Hai Tera Naam Kya
Tu Kaun Hai Tera Naam Kya
Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi
 Meri Pant Bhi Sexy
Meri Pant Bhi Sexy
Dulaara
Anjan Ki Siti
Maa
 Jaaneman Aah
Jaaneman Aah
Dishoom
 Pag Ghungroo Baandh
Pag Ghungroo Baandh
Namak Halaal

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