Aurat ke inhi hoton ne lakhon ghar barbaad kiye hai ... aabad kiye hai toh sirf veerane, maikhane, qaid khane aur pagal khane

Ghar mein jis pati ki dhaak nahi chalti ... bahar uski aankh chalti hai ... samajh lijiye jab wife bhadki toh apne aap khul jaati hai nazar ki khidki

Kali dekhi thi, ab gulzar hai tu ... churi dekhi thi, ab talwar hai tu

Aksar desi aankhon par videshi chasma lagane se ... dimaag mein charbi chad jaati hai

Is chor bazaar mein aake apne ho gaye vare nyare ... apun akhiyon se goli maare

Zindagi bhar zillat ke tukdon par palte palte hamari haalat us apahij ki tarah ho gayi hai ... jiske paas chalne ke liye baisakhi toh hai ... par usse pakadne ke liye haath nahi

Hum toh yeh samajhkar aapke paas aaye the, ki hum apni samajh ko aapki samajh ke charano mein rakh denge ... aur aap is nasamajh ki bina samajhayi hui samajh ko, apni samajhdari se samajhake sabko yeh samajha denge ki hum samajh gaye ... lekin aap samajhenge nahi ... samajh gaye na?

Teda itna hai na ... ki agar yeh keel khayega na, toh screw hagega

Jab meri chalti hai toh tumhari kyun jalti hai?

Is aurat ke mann mein chupa hai paap ... bachche ka woh padosi hai baap

Ab ishq waalon ki duniya hogi tehas-nehas ... jab ghar ghar pahunchega yeh MMS

Majnu aur Romeo ko agar naukri doondni padti na ... toh pata chalta ki pyar karna bada aasaan hai ... naukri doondna bahut mushkil

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

Meri chaati par aakar toh saanp bhi rassi ban jaata hai

Cycle ka teen kilo weight kam ho gaya hai ... lekin tera ek gram bhi kam nahi hua

Zindagi ka koi bharosa nahi hai ... lekin ek baat ka bharosa hai ... life insurance ka

Kuch din pehle hum ek doosre ko jaante tak nahi the ... aur kuch hi dino mein do se ek ho gaye ... aur ab kuch hi dino mein teen

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Meri toh juein bhi nahi nachi aaj tak

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge