Vela hona na ... bahut bada kaam hai

Aap hasti hai ... toh ghungroo bajhte hai

Jodhenge todhenge, ladenge ladwaenge, dal banayenge bhigadenge ... par ek roz hi kursi par bahetke dikhayenge

Khopadiya kaat kar football nahi khela toh mera naam Kalicharan nahi

Do tarah ke Indians hote hai ... ek jinpe tum bharaso nahi kar sakte ... aur doosre jinhe tum bardaasht nahi kar sakte

Apun ko apna shakal aur kirdaar mein koi confusion nahi hai ... apun jaisa kamina dikhta hai ... waisa hich hai

Aye sangdil sanam, sahenge hum tera har sitam ... sanam teri kasam, hum dil de chuke sanam

Woh roj raat ko naye ghat ka pani peeti hai

Aaj pehli baar pata chala ki ... sabhi goron ka dil kaala nahi hota

Yeh aap log taaliyan baja rahe hai ... yah rummy ke patte baant rahe hai

Logon ke paas tann dhakne ko kapda nahi ... aur inhe tann dhakne ka shaunk nahi

Der se uthna sehat ke liye buri baat hoti hai

Ek toh waise teri shakal kharab hai, upar se royega aur manhus lagega

Chhodna mat ... pakadke rakh!

Pehle mooh toh kadva karo

Zabaan agar meethi ho toh apno ka bhi kaam ho jata hai ... aur doosron ka bhi

Hormones dimag mein gus jaate hai ... aur dimag sadh jaata hai

Paiso ki kami nahi hai mujhe ... kissi se bhi udhaar le loonga

You mind your own business, I'll mind mine ... you kiss your own sweetheart, I'll kiss mine

Pyar ke baad sex roohani ... sex ke baad pyar baimaani