Rajneeti ki bhains ke liye daulat ki lathi ki zaroorat hoti hai

Zindagi ke kisi bhi modh par, kisi bhi halaat mein ... tum mera saath nibhaogi

Agar tumne chalaki karne ki koshish ki, yah police ko khabar ki ... toh main tumhari beti ke chhote chhote tukde karke ... tumhe chey mahine tak installment ki soorat mein bhejta rahoonga

Pyar ki shuruvat hi gaaliyon se hoti hai

Opposition agar janta ko bhashan deti hai ... toh hum janta ko ration denge

Kabhi kisi se aaisa mazaak mat karna ... jisse uski duniya ujhad jaye ya uski jaan chali jaye

Shart ke maidan ka tu sabse bada khiladi hai

Kya garmi hai inke pyar mein ... undon mein se bachche nikal aaye