Kutte ko darwaaze ke bahar hi baithna chahiye ... aur aadmi ko ghar ke andar hi

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

Rishtey toh parindon ki tarah hote hai ... kab udh jaye, kya bharosa

Agar aapne adam khor sher nahin dekha ... khoon peene wala bhediya nahin dekha ... toh isse dekhiye, isse

Sher ke shikaar ki tamanna uman har shikari karta hai ... magar har shikari ki yeh tamanna puri nahi hoti

(Chuhoon aur Hindustaniyon mein farak kya hai?) - Sirf ek border ka

Sheeshay ke gharon mein rehne wale, chataano ko chunautiyan nahi diya karte ... nishaana chahe kitna bhi pakka kyun na ho, gulel se baaz kabhi mara nahi karte

Hamare beech wahi rishta hai ... joh jugnu ka roshni se hai ... phoolon ka os se hai ... hiran ka kasturi se hai ... aur atma ka atma se hai

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

Tere is haramipan ki aaisi sazaa doonga ... ki cheel kauve bhi teri laash ko nahi nochenge

Aye meri sundar aankhon waali mehbooba ... apni lambi kaali zulfein mat bikhra ... kyun ki in mein hazaron kaale naag bandhe hai ... in zulfon ke jaal mein mujhko mat uljha

Zameen pe rhengne waala keeda kitna bhi bada kyun na ho ... usse masalne ke liye pair ka ek angootha hi kaafi hai

Kiski nass mein kitna khoon hai ... yeh khooni bhediya achchi tarah jaanta hai

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Kauva agar Kashi bhi ho aaye toh bhi "kav-kav" hi karega ... "Ram-Ram" nahi

Katega bhunega toh alu ... isse main khaon ya bhalu

Tohe neend kaise aave hai re moore neend ki dushman ... yahan toh har raat kaali nagin bankar aave hai, dasse hai, jaan mein zehar gholke chali jaave hai

Main tera khoon karoonga aur tera ghost apni gali ke kutton ko khilaonga

Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto

Sipahi shaheed ki maut marta hai aur gunda kutte ki maut