Chahe suraj thanda ho jaye ... chahe murgi anda ho jaye ... chahe sarkari karamchari rishwat khake mooh khol de ... chahe bhagwan khud is office mein aake kyun na bol de ... hum Mussaddilal ko zinda nahi manenge

Yeh aurat jaat hi aaisi hoti hai ... baat ka batangar bana deti hai, rai ka pahaad aur bedh ka sava-ser

Zeherilay saanp zyada din zinda nahi rehte ... ek na ek din kisi ki laathi uska sar kuchalkar rakh deti hai

Khemgadh ka cheetah hoon ... shikaar par hi jeeta hoon

Pyar mein khud pe barchiyan chale toh koi gham nahi ... magar pyar ko koi gaali de toh uska taitwa nikaal ke junglee kutton ko daal do

Tum asteen ke woh saanp nikle jiska kaata pani tak nahi maangta

Do hazar crore ka malik ho yah sadak par bhaukne waala kutta ... marne se pehle dono ki aankhon mein khauff ek sa hi nazar aata hai

Saanp ka zeher sirf uske daanton mein hi nahi ... balke uski phook mein bhi hota hai

Woh kutte ki maut marega

Saand, seedi, sanyasi ... jinse bacho toh bhogo Kaashi

Apne aadmiyon se kaho ke bandookein phenk de ... nahi toh goli chalegi Naagraj ... aur teri khopdi mein itna bada suraag ban jayega ... jiske andar naag apna bil banayega

Vishvas mat karna ispe, naqli hai iska jhanda ... kabhi kutte ke pet se nikla hai murgi ka unda?

Kutte ki pooch aur mard ki mooch mein koi farak nahi hota

Mard ki zaat par hamesha lagaam kaskar rakhni chahiye ... zara dheeli chhod do toh awara behl ho jaate hai

Ghayal sher aur taqatwar dushman ka shikaar karne mein bahut mazaa aata hai

Langoor ki dumm par angoor ki bail ... patni ko dekh ke engine ho gaya mera fail

Wahan itni thand hoti hai, itni thand hoti hai ... ki gaye na doodh nahi, seedha ice cream de deti hai

Bechain ho rahe hai woh sheron ke dhahadon se ... gira diye jaoge tum in pahadon se

Agar hum in kutton ke haath lag gaye ... toh yeh kutte hum mein kutte ki maut maar dalenge

Jab tak machli khud ba khud kaante ki nazdeek na aaye ... kaanta machli toh kya, ek machchar bhi nahi maar sakta