(Chuhoon aur Hindustaniyon mein farak kya hai?) - Sirf ek border ka

Hamare beech wahi rishta hai ... joh jugnu ka roshni se hai ... phoolon ka os se hai ... hiran ka kasturi se hai ... aur atma ka atma se hai

Jaise ek ajeeb sa caterpillar beautiful butterfly ban jaata hai ... biwiyon ka ulta hai ... woh butterfly se caterpillar ban jaati hai

Sher ki poonch pe pair aur Azaad ki moonch pe haath nahi rakhte ... sher gusse se dahaadta hai ... Azaad phaadta hai

Khud ka shakal bulldog jaisa hai, humko dog bula raha hai

Arre sharam hai toh yaad kar apne vaade ... kutte, kamine, sovar ke pyaade

Tere is haramipan ki aaisi sazaa doonga ... ki cheel kauve bhi teri laash ko nahi nochenge

Aye meri sundar aankhon waali mehbooba ... apni lambi kaali zulfein mat bikhra ... kyun ki in mein hazaron kaale naag bandhe hai ... in zulfon ke jaal mein mujhko mat uljha

Zameen pe rhengne waala keeda kitna bhi bada kyun na ho ... usse masalne ke liye pair ka ek angootha hi kaafi hai

Kiski nass mein kitna khoon hai ... yeh khooni bhediya achchi tarah jaanta hai

Aag petrol ko nahi chhodti ... nevla saanp ko nahi chhodta ... aur jab main paison ka hisaab jodhta hoon toh main apne baap ko nahi chhodta

Kauva agar Kashi bhi ho aaye toh bhi "kav-kav" hi karega ... "Ram-Ram" nahi

Keechri uttare huye zeharilay saanp ko dekhkar reham khana ... aur paschatap ka dhong rachane waale zalim ko maaf karna jurm hai

Katega bhunega toh alu ... isse main khaon ya bhalu

Tohe neend kaise aave hai re moore neend ki dushman ... yahan toh har raat kaali nagin bankar aave hai, dasse hai, jaan mein zehar gholke chali jaave hai

Girte hain sher savaar hi maidan-e-jung mein ... woh tiflya kya girega joh ghutno ke bal chale

Kutte ki pooch aur mard ki mooch mein koi farak nahi hota

Murghe jaisi taange inki, bandar jaisa chehra ... yeh joh mere ghar aayenge baandke sar pe sehra?

Main tera khoon karoonga aur tera ghost apni gali ke kutton ko khilaonga

Jai Maa Durga, pakad ke laya hoon murga ... jaldi se isko kaato aur maal apas mein baanto