Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon

Kutte aur aadmi ki nasal kaan kheench kar hi pata chalti hai

Ghodi jab race mein daudti hai na toh beech raaste mein nahi rukti ... manzil tak daudti hai ... chahe phir woh race jeete ya hare

Ab tak tum is vardi ki ahmiyat ko samajh nahi paye ho ... kyun ki tum ek aaise dimak ho jisne is police station ki deewaron ko itna khokla kar diya hai ... ki koi mamuli sa ladka isse todh sakta hai

Pakad ke aaisi jagah pe maroonga na ... saale khane ko kutte bhi nahi aayenge

Yeh sher ki maa hai ... maine bakri ka nahi, sherni ka dhood piya hai

Jahan sher ki hukumat chalti hai ... wahan chote mote janwaro ka aana jaana mana hai

Aaj hum tumhare andhar chupe hue tamaam kaale kutte bahar nikalkar ... tumhara ghost nochne ke liye tum hi pe chhod denge

Zameen par rhengne waala saanp toh insaano ko kabhi kabhi chhod deta hai ... lekin tum aasteen mein palne waale woh saanp ho ... jisne kisiko nahi bhaksha

Mera sarvanash karne woh parinda uthke aaya tha ... mujhe pakadne ke liye usne abhinay chakra chalaya tha ... parinde ko laga tha ki main is chakra mein mar jaaunga ... usse yeh nahi pata ki main yeh ghosla tabah kar jaaunga

Aadmi ke vikaas ke charan teen ... bandar, aadmi aur machine

Hindustani nariyan joh hoti hai chikni machliyon ki tarah hoti hai ... haath se phisal jaati hai

Iss tarah aanchalon se ulajhne ke shaukh ya kaanton ko hota hai ya mardon ko ... sheron ko nahi

Humse dushmani modh lekar tumne zehareelay bichhoo ka dank apne shareer mein gaadh liya hai ... aur bichhoo ke dank se aadmi marta nahi hai ... zindagi bhar tadapta aur sisakta rehta hai ... tum bhi jab tak jeeoge tadapte aur sisakte hi rahoge

Sher ke kharrate bhaukte hue kutte se zyada khatarnak hote hai

Agar naali ke keeday ko duniya bhar ka sabun ikattha karke bhi saaf kiya jaye, usko dhoya jaye ... toh bhi woh gande ka ganda hi rahega

Ram banaye jodi ... gadhe ko mil gayi ghodi

Duniya mein sabse buri aag badle ki aag hoti hai ... chahe woh kisi insaan mein ho ya janwar mein

Tu aaisa khatarnak keeda hai joh aurat ki kismat khata hai ... tumhe maarna toh gunah nahi sawab hoga