Tum ek number ke chor, luchche, lafangey, bhagode ho ... desh ke jawano ke naam pe kalank ho ... zeherilay saanp ka dank ho

Kutte ke aage haddi aur gareeb ke aage paisa ... jab daal diya jaata hai toh woh dumm hilane lagta hai

Kroadh woh zehareela saanp hai joh dasta zaroor kisi doosre ko hai ... lekin zehar khud ki zindagi mein ghol deta hai

Kaali billi bhi agar mera rasta kaat jaye toh mujhe kuch nahi hoga ... balki woh mar jayegi

Ameeron ke joh kutte hote hai na, woh kabhi bhaukte nahi hai ... aur jab woh bhaukna shuru karde toh samjho ki unko time khatam ho gaya

Hamara rasta kaatne waali koi bhi billi ... zinda nahi rehti

Haathi chale bazar ... kutte bhaunke hazar

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

Meri chaati par aakar toh saanp bhi rassi ban jaata hai

Jaise daur badalte hai, mausam badalte hai ... vaise hi har kutte ke din badalte hai

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

Maarkar lashein aaisi gandi jagah pehkoonga ... jahan janwar bhi marna pasand nahi karte

Saabit kar diya tune aaj ... ki mujh jaisi nagin ki kokh se ... tujh jaisa sapola hi paida ho sakta hai

Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

Main sher ke mooh me haath dalkar uske pet se antariyan nikal leta hoon

Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

Politics mein itna keechad hai ki us mein kamal nahi khilte ... sirf keede rhengte hai

Aadmi aur bandar, kitne bhi budha jaaye ... gulati maarna nahi bhoolte