Agar naali ke keeday ko duniya bhar ka sabun ikattha karke bhi saaf kiya jaye, usko dhoya jaye ... toh bhi woh gande ka ganda hi rahega

Hamara rasta kaatne waali koi bhi billi ... zinda nahi rehti

Haathi chale bazar ... kutte bhaunke hazar

Insaan jab aadmiyon se mayoos ho jaata hai ... toh phir kutte aur billiyon se pyar karne lagta hai

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach

All men are dogs ... but some of us are well trained dogs

Kauva oonchai par bahetne se kabootar nahi ban jata

Maarkar lashein aaisi gandi jagah pehkoonga ... jahan janwar bhi marna pasand nahi karte

Saabit kar diya tune aaj ... ki mujh jaisi nagin ki kokh se ... tujh jaisa sapola hi paida ho sakta hai

Is dharti par aisa koi ghoda paida nahi hua ... jiski savari main nahi kar sakta

Bina murga bane vidhya nahi aati

Main sher ke mooh me haath dalkar uske pet se antariyan nikal leta hoon

Sher aur bakri ek ghat par paani nahi pee sakat hai

Hum jaise middle class ladke na date pe nahi, bhandaaron pe jaate hai ... aur wahan bheed itni hoti hai ki late pahuncho na, toh gaiy ke mooh se puri cheenke khani padti hai ... upar se chappal chori ho jaati hai woh alag

Shaadi vagaira na bahut mushkil cheez hoti hai ... vegetarian sherni ke gufa mein rehne jaisi mushkil ... woh tumhe khayegi nahi kyun ki woh vegetarian hai ... lekin darati rehegi dahaadein maar maar ke ... oow, oow

(Teacher kya hai tumhare liye?) - Joh doosron ko murga banata hai aur khud anda deta hai

Saalon se tayaar kiye gaye ghode daud nahi paate ... aur kabhi kabhi langde ghode bhi race jeet jaate hai

Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

Aap agar Shanaya hai toh main mooli hoon ... aap agar patang hai toh main aapka solar cell hoon ... aap agar saand hai toh main aapki ghanti ki bell hoon