Climax ke pehle hi meri love story ka end ho gaya hai

Wife dil hai toh husband dhadkan ... wife diya hai toh husband Diwali ... wife zubaan hai toh husband gaali

Main haare hue logon se haath nahi milati

Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya par jata hai ... tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai

Nasha gala banda karta hai ... par aundha effect poori family te hota hai

Abhe aye Zandu Balm ke dhakan

Phere hone ke baad beti baap ke ghar nahi ... pati ke ghar jati hai

Badhon se baat badhe hi kiya karte hai

Partnership sirf profit mein hi nahi ... loss mein bhi hoti hai

Aurat ke liye mard woh hota hai joh jaanta hai ki woh mard hai ... woh nahi jisse apni chaddi ke andar ki cheez par vishvas kam ho ... aur usse cheek cheekar duniya ko batana pade ... ki main mard hoon, main mard hoon, main mard hoon

Dukaan khuli nahi toh saala curfew lag gaya

You should never say never

Shaadi apne liye kar rahe hai ya in logon ke liye ... haldi, mehndi, chivda, daal ... what the f*ck is happening yaar

Jab husband wife chup chap khana kha rahe ho ... toh samjho there is trouble

Jinke table pe churi kaante ki awaaz kam aur hasne baatein karne ki awaaz zyada ho ... woh log sukhi hote hai

Yahan Melbourne mein kisi ke pass kaam ke liye time ho ya na ho ... lekin pyar ke liye yahan sabke pass time hai

Na hai shikwa kisi ko kisi se yahan, na hai kisi pe kisi ka zor ... jinko apna samajhte hai hum aksar, wahi nikalte hai koi aur

Diwali mein chaar motichoor ke laddu nahi milne wale hai ... tu yahan bonus ke khwaab dekh rahi hai

Suraj ko andha kar doon, de doon chaand ko chashme ... ladki hoon par mujhe pasand nahi duniya ki koi rasme ... kayi dilon ka mujhse hai ajab ghazab connection ... Pooja ka yahi toh hai yahi toh hai tashan

Kisi ek insaan ki jaan lena ... matlab puri insaaniyat ko maar dalna hai