Dekh raha hai parmeshwar ... raj karega Rajeshwar

Babban se darna jayaz ... ladna najayaz

Babban ke qahar se khud Babban bhi tumhe nahi bacha sakta

Adalat se jab kisi ko saza-e-maut milti hai ... toh Rashtrapati ke paas mercy appeal karke maut se bach sakta hai ... lekin Dada Thakur jab kisi ko maut ki sazaa sunata hai ... toh uske liye zindagi ke sare raste band ho jaate hai

Maana maine Ali Bhai ka kehna, maana tune Ali Bhai ka kehna ... lekin us budhe ki baat tu seriously mat lena, aur hamesha Mussa se bachke rehna

Main ek baar kehta hoon ... sau baar samajh lena

Apun Anna ... chaubees ghante chaukana!

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile

Tum bahut khush kismat ho ... joh aaj tumne Shaka ki sirf muskurahat dekhi hai ... maathe pe padhe huye woh bal nahi dekhe ... joh zindagi ke khet mein maut ke hal chala dete hai

Yeh bhailogy hai bhailogy ... bahut bhari subject hai aur apun iska master

Agar subah tak unka pata nahi lagaya ... toh tum lapata ho jaoge

Hamare line mein reham nahi hai

Pehle bada upar jaata hai ... phir chota bada ban jaata hai ... simple

Yahan joh bhi aata hai ... hamari marzi ki bagair bahar nahin jaata hai

Saale teri aankhen bahut bolti hai ... gaali de rahi hai

Wrong ho ya right ... meri marzi hi meri marzi hai

Mere gusse par mera full control hai ... lekin is harkat ki wajah se gusse ne mujhpar full control le liya hai

Maarenge kaan mein, giroge Japan mein

Jab apno par baat aati hai ... tab apan ki hatt jaati hai

(Abhe kaun hai be tu?) ... Sachon ke saath sacha hoon, achon ke saath acha hoon ... aur kanoon ki woh maa jiski aankhon pe patti bandi hai, us hi ka aankhon wala bacha hoon