Daulat insaan ki zaroorat hoti hai ... lekin agar woh kamzori ban jaye, toh phir musibat ban jaati hai

Doosro ki daulat ke pankh logon ko gharon se dur le jaate hai ... aur yeh pankh jinhe lag jaate hai ... woh wapis ghar lautkar kabhi nahi aate

Pyar paise se nahi khareeda ja sakta ... usse paane ke liye toh puja karni padti hai

Pati ek bank balance hota hai, ek tijori hota hai ... jis mein se paise nikaal nikaalkar gehne banwao, sareeyan khareedo, mauj karo mauj ... lekin unka dil rakhne ke liye kabhi unka sar dabao, kabhi unke pair dabao ... haala ki dil toh karta hai ki unka gala dabao, taaki jhanjhat hi khatam

Desh do hi log chalate hai ... mahatma aur Gandhi ... mahatma woh jinke gunahon ka koi saboot na ho

Paise kamane ke do tareeke hai ... ek toh zabardast mehnat, lekin uske liye bahut samay ka intezar karna padta hai ... aur doosra bagair mehnat ke insaan amir ban sakta hai, lekin uske liye hausle ki zaroorat hai

Zindagi mein jis cheez ki tamanna ho usse logon mein baant do ... dhan chahiye dhan do, sukh chahiye sukh do, pyar chahiye pyar do ... sirf do aur dete raho ... kabhi kisi se kuch maango mat bas aankh bandh karke diye jao, diye jao

Tujhe main itne dino tak bandh rakhunga saale ... jab tak tu chakki pees-peeskar sarkar ke liye itna paisa kama le ... ki sarkar ka jail banane ka karcha vasool ho jaye

Kiya aaj maine akalmandi ka kaam ... ticket lottery ka liya aur paya inaam ... sunke tum log hoge khushi se naach ... inaam mein mile mujhe rupai paanch

Duniya mein har aurat ek bikau maal hai ... woh chahe toh ghar mein bikke, chahe bazar mein ... kabhi woh paise ke liye bikti hai, kabhi ghar grahasti ke liye ... kahin woh khud bikti hai apni marzi se, kahin woh bech dali jaati hai

Har daulat ke peeche ek jurm hota hai

America phone karke dollaran manga letu ... dollaran, dollaran, dollaran

Hum hai police ki naak ke baal, insaaf ki dhaal, havaldar Bankelal ... chal do rupai nikaal

Mehengi sirf cheezein hi nahi hoti balki uske saath sab kuch mehenga ho jaata hai ... rishta bhi, naata bhi, pyar bhi, hasi bhi

Stall ka pachees, balcony ka pachaas ... ek ticket bacha hai, baki sab khallas

Hamari asli jaidaat, hamari asli daulat toh hamare yeh rishtey hi hote hai ... joh hum mein virasat mein milte hai

Zindagi sirf pyar par nahi palti ... zindagi chalane ke liye paisa chahiye, aaram chahiye, rutba chahiye

Tum insaan nahin balki ek chalti phirti tijori ho ... tumhare seene mein dil ki jagah noton ka bundle rakha hua hai

Jahan lakshya hona chahiye tha khabarein ... aur maadhayam hona chahiye tha paisa ... wahan aaj paisa ban gaya hai lakshya ... aur khabarein keval maadhayam

Main ladies log ke saath shopping nahi karta hai, pata hai kyun? ... bhav tol bahut karte hai