Hai aaj mere yaar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... hai kisi ke pyar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... maine roka usse, toka usse samjhaya bhi ... deke vaasta apni yaari ka manaya bhi ... uski rah ka patthar bana aur kaanta bhi ... phool banke uske samne murjhaya bhi ... le karke chal diya hai woh baharen dahej mein ... hai gul-e-gulzar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... hai aaj mere yaar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon ... hai kisi ke pyar ki shaadi magar main khush nahi hoon

Today is my friends wedding but I'm not happy ... today is someone's love's wedding but I'm not happy ... I tried to stop him, question him and make him understand ... I even tried to persuade using the concern of our friendship ... I even became the stone and the thorn of his path ... I even withered as a flower in front of him ... but he walked taking the blossom of spring as dowry ... it's my best friends wedding but I'm not happy ... today is my friends wedding but I'm not happy ... today is someone's love's wedding but I'm not happy

Shaadi ke bagair mohabbat gunaah hai

Love without marriage is a crime

Karun toh kya karun ... software mein salary soft hai ... hardware bahut hard hai ... real estate mein real gunde bhare hai ... construction mein salary kam hai ... faltu naukri karoonga toh ghar waale shaadi karayenge

What should I do ... the salary in software is soft ... hardware is very hard ... there are real goons in real estate ... the salary is less in construction ... and if I do a useless job then my family will get me married

Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur raand ki shaadi ki aarzoo ... kabhi na kabhi sar uthayegi hi

A prisoner's desire to be free and a prostitute's desire to get married ... will definitely surface at sometime or the other

Ruk jhao ... yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti

Stop ... this marriage cannot happen

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Why is it that in marriages and weddings we burst crackers, play the music ... and announce in the whole city that I am going to having sex today?

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Marriage is the end of love

Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi ... varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo

I will get married only if I get to wear the designer skirt that Kareena wore ... or else say bye-bye to the groom

Sher Khan ne shaadi nahi ki toh kya hua ... lekin baaraatein bahut dekhi hai

So what if Sher Khan is not married ... he has seen a lot of processions

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Neither there is a wedding nor is it night, but it still looks like a scene of the nuptial night ... believe it or not, every dog has its day

Is ghulam Hindustan mein agar meri shaadi hui ... toh sirf maut se hogi ... aur mere baraati honge is watan ki aan mein kurbaan hone waale shaheed

If I get married in this enslaved India ... then I will get married only to death ... and the martyrs who have sacrificed their life for the pride of this country will be in my wedding procession

Bachpan se hi naa ... mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god

Since childhood ... I have been crazy about getting married, swear on god

Sochkar kaun shaadi karta hai?

Who thinks and gets married?

Yeh joh sagai aur shaadi ke beech ka waqt hota hai na ... bahut adhbut hota hai

The time between engagement and wedding ... is very surreal

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

I have opened a mobile marriage bureau ... press 1 for engagement ... press 2 for marriage ... and to get remarried press the neck of your first wife

Main nakaamyab hoon yeh sach hai .... par jaanti ho, is ghar mein mujhse bhi nakaamyab kya hai? ... hamara rishta ... hamari shaadi

It is true, I am unsuccessful ... but do you know, what is more unsuccessful in this house? ... our relationship ... our marriage

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Uncle aunty's wedding ... it sounds so odd

Dhongi shaadi ka tumne rachaya fisool ... na kiya na karoongi yeh rishta kabool

You guys unnecessarily fixed this marriage ... because neither have I and nor will I accept this relation

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

You make a list ... of all the crazy things you want to do ... I swear on my mother we will kill them all before you get married

Hum woh pandit hain ... joh shaadi bhi karate hain, aur shraadh bhi

I am that pandit ... who conducts a marriage, and also death anniversary rituals