Nadi, nadi nahin jismein pani na ho ... hawa, hawa nahi jismein ravani na ho ... woh shaadi, shaadi nahi jismein prem kahani na ho

Shaadi ke bagair mohabbat gunaah hai

Karun toh kya karun ... software mein salary soft hai ... hardware bahut hard hai ... real estate mein real gunde bhare hai ... construction mein salary kam hai ... faltu naukri karoonga toh ghar waale shaadi karayenge

Qaidi ki aazadi ki aarzoo aur raand ki shaadi ki aarzoo ... kabhi na kabhi sar uthayegi hi

Shaadi byah mein pataka phodke band baja bajake ... kahe poore shehar ko bataya jaata hai ki aaj I am having sex?

Ruk jhao ... yeh shaadi nahin ho sakti

Main shaadi karoongi toh Kareena waala designer lehenga pehenke karoongi ... varna dulhe ko tata bye-bye kardo

Shaadi pyar ka the end hai

Sher Khan ne shaadi nahi ki toh kya hua ... lekin baaraatein bahut dekhi hai

Na suhaag hai na raat hai, phir bhi suhaagraat ka scene nazar aata hai ... believe it or not, har kutte ka din aata hai

Is ghulam Hindustan mein agar meri shaadi hui ... toh sirf maut se hogi ... aur mere baraati honge is watan ki aan mein kurbaan hone waale shaheed

Bachpan se hi naa ... mujhe shaadi karne ka bahut craze hai, by god

Sochkar kaun shaadi karta hai?

Maine mobile shaadi ka bureau khola hai ... engagement ke liye ek dabao ... shaadi ke liye do dabao ... aur doobara shaadi karne ke liye apna pehla biwi ka gala dabao

Yeh joh sagai aur shaadi ke beech ka waqt hota hai na ... bahut adhbut hota hai

Main nakaamyab hoon yeh sach hai .... par jaanti ho, is ghar mein mujhse bhi nakaamyab kya hai? ... hamara rishta ... hamari shaadi

Tu list bana ... jitne bhi yeh teere keede hai na, un sab ki list ... maa kasam shaadi se pehle saare maar dalenge

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Aashiq ki tab nahi phatti jab mehbooba ki shaadi ho jaaye ... uski tab phatti hai jab apni hone lage

Hum woh pandit hain ... joh shaadi bhi karate hain, aur shraadh bhi