Yeh Ramgarh waale apni betiyon ko kaun chakki ka pisa aata khilate hai re?

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Zarooraton ne par kaat diye hai ... roti paon ki zanjeer ban gayi hai

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Ramgarh waalo ne pagal kutton ke samne roti dalna band kar diya hai

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

(Chai ki daru?) ... Daru, chai ke glass mein

Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai

Jisne pee nahi whiskey ... kismat phoot gayi uski

Mera maatha garam hai, doodh ki tarah ubal jaata hoon ... aaj ubloonga nahi ... phatoonga