Dimaag apan ka hai jaise kismis ... chota par meetha ... zyada chalayega toh ghis jayega

Naag devta mera physics bacha lena ... roz ek liter doodh bhijwaonga

Zarooraton ne par kaat diye hai ... roti paon ki zanjeer ban gayi hai

Chakli, chivda, gud papdi, samose ... mera toh sab ram bharose

Arre wah laddoo... tere pyar ki tarah meethe aur mere dil ki tarah naram

Pehle usne ras kaha, phir gul kaha, phir le kaha ... is tarah zaalim ne rasgulle ke tukde tukde kar diye

Paneer to beta, kuch dinno mein itti itti thailiyo mein sonaar ki dukaan pe bikega

Yeh Ramgarh waale apni betiyon ko kaun chakki ka pisa aata khilate hai re?

I drink only on two occasions ... when I'm in love and when I'm not

Dhood ka jaala Burnol bhi phook phook ke lagata hai

Ramgarh waalo ne pagal kutton ke samne roti dalna band kar diya hai

Barf padh rahi hai aur haath mein koi jaam nahi ... pilaye jao hum mein ... hum mein koi kaam nahi

Bhenchod eklauti aaisi gaali hai joh hamare desh ke har language mein, har culture mein is tarah gul-mili hai ... jaise whiskey mein soda

(Chai ki daru?) ... Daru, chai ke glass mein

Yeh kya badi badi aankhan leke tukur tukur dekhri ... teri gardan chicken ke jaise kaatko, chicken biryani mein daalti

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai

Koi kaam aadmi achcha kare toh saale ke liye champagne kholo ... bura toh uski khopdi

Lagda hai teri ragon mein khoon nahi ... rabri daud di hai rabri

Ameeron se gareebon ki haddiyan toh chabayi ja sakti hai ... unke ghar ki roti nahi