Grapes are green, bananas are yellow ... tell the whole world, that Leela is for Ram

I cannot guarantee that I can feed you food earned with dignity ... but I will definitely give you dignity along with food

It was a big dilemma, should be help our friend or wipe his mom's tears ... then we thought forget all man, let's concentrate on mattar paneer

When I eat scrambled eggs and flour bread ... then the happiness that I feel, I'm getting that feeling now ... you know like, the stomach of the heart is full

These hands are like a hammer ... if it falls on your face ... then your teeth will come out like popcorn

Those who eat grams ... their fart is not of almonds

I don't know about lentil soup ... but you will have to follow this custom

From gulab jamun I remember ... Mr. Tiwari weren't you suppose to undergo an operation for hernia?

Seeing ice cream in the house ... there is Niagara Falls flowing in my mouth

It may be a crime for others ... but when I drink I become young ... and after you squeeze 100 sorrows ... you get one drop of alcohol

Saw a movie together, ate samosas, held hands ... after that kiss comes right?

A for apple, B for be quiet ... or else it will be C for clout

Let me sit in God's house and drink alcohol ... or else show me a place where God doesn't exist

A common man is like a mango ... some get sucked and some get cut

You are turning from a bitter gourd from Kerala into a dessert from Bareilly

She is red chilly, spicy spicy ... touch it and it will burn the hand ... eat it and it will burn the mouth ... love it and it will burn the heart

Sugarcane from the farms and romantic movies hero Rajesh Khanna ... are never forgotton

To follow the procedure one has to add clarified butter to the homa (ritual) ... but with that same fire one can burn the house down also

Go and wag your tail in front of him ... and lick his boots ... he will throw bones at you, bones!

When did I expect that a sugar ball like me will get a dessert like you