Green hai angoor, kele ka rang peela hai ... kehdo saari duniya se, Ram ki Leela hai

Tujhe izzat ki roti khilaonga uski koi guarantee nahi de sakta ... lekin roti ke saath izzat zaroor dilaonga

Badi duvidha thi, dost ko sambhalte ki dost ki maa ke aasoon pochte ... phir humne socha hatao yaar mattar paneer pe concentrate karo

Jab main bhurji paratha khata hoon na ... toh joh khushi mehsoos hoti hai, mujhe woh wali feeling aa rahi hai ... you know jaise, dil ka pet bhar gaya ho

Yeh haath nahi hatauda hai hatauda ... mooh pe pada na ... daant popcorn ki tarah bahar aa jayenge

Joh chane khate hai na ... woh badaam ke paad nahi maarte

Gulab jamun se yaad aaya ... Tiwari ji aapke hernia ka operation hone waala tha?

Sambhar ka pata nahi ... lekin aapko yeh rasam follow hi karni padegi

Ghar ke andhar ice cream ko dekhke ... mere mooh mein Niagara Falls aa gaya tha

Auron ke liye gunaah sahi ... hum piye toh shabaab banti hai ... arre sau ghamo ko nichodne ke baad ... ek katra sharaab banti hai

Saath mein picture dekhi, samose khaye, haath pakda ... uske baad kiss ka hi number aata hai na?

A for apple, B for be quiet ... nahi toh C for chata

Sharaab peene de masjid mein bahetkar ghalib ... yah woh jagah dikha de jahan khuda na ho

Aam aadmi aam hi ki tarah hote hai ... koi unhe choos leta hai toh phir koi unhe kaat deta hai

Kerala ke karele se Bareilly ki barfi banta ja raha hai tu

Yeh toh laal mirch hai teekhi teekhi ... haath lagao toh haath jale ... mooh lagao toh mooh jale ... dil lagao toh dil jale

Khet ka ganna teh romantic picture ka hero Rajesh Khanna ... bulaye nahi jaande

Rasam nibhane ke liye havan mein ghee dalna hi padta hai ... lekin phir ussi aag se ghar bhi jalaya ja sakta hai

Jakar dumm hilana unke samne ... talwe chatna ... botiyaan phekenge botiyaan!

Maine kausa expect-hich kiya ke mujh jaise pede ko tum jaisi rasmalai milegi