Woh main mast tel mein fry karke, woh main kha gaya

Ajeeb desh hai hamara, pizza tees minute mein pahuchne ki guarantee hai ... lekin ambulance?

Doodh mein nimbu jisne daala ... paneer uska

Tu apna bachcha hai ... tere maatam pe ek peg extra lagaonga ... lekin saale tujhe maaroonga zaroor

Tumhare vichaar mein toh kisi purane gaane ka achaar dala hua nazar aata hai

Pyar bhaut badi googly hoti hai ... mil jaye toh badam varna saali moongphali bhi nahi hoti hai

Ab saale ek number ke bikhari, baasi tarkari ... gud ki bimaari

Tu bottle soongta reh jayega aur meri khatam ho jayegi

Kya ladki hai yaar ... baal silky silky, gaal milky milky ... yeh toh chalti phirti vanilla ice cream hai

Knife pe gira apple, apple pe gire knife ... chinta meri aaise kar rahi hai, jaise meri wife

Jaise har Coke cola nahi hota ... jaise har chana chola nahi hota ... vaise hi har masoom dekhne waala bhola nahi hota

Aaj Bush ne Iraq pe do dhokle gira diye

Inteqam bhi ajeeb funda hai, sharaab ki tarah ... jitna purana utni hi zyada kick deta hai

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

Maratha sultanat mein agar Chhatrapati Shivaji aur Shambhuraje ke baad koi hai, toh woh sirf Baji hi Baji hai ... baaki toh sab bajhi hai

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

Cheenti chadi pahad pe daane ke vaaste ... aur kuwaaron ki manzil mohabbat ke raaste

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Jaise daane daane par khane waale ka naam likha hota hai ... vaise hi ek goli par tera naam likha hai ... aur woh goli meri bandook mein hai

Ek tha raja ek thi rani ... dono mar gaye khatam kahani ... main drink la raha hoon ... tu la thanda pani