That, I nicely deep fried it in oil and ate it

Our country is strange, pizza delivery is guaranteed within 30 minutes ... but ambulance?

The one who puts the lemon in the milk ... the cottage cheese belongs to him

Your are our own kid ... I will drink an extra peg at your funeral ... but bloody I will kill you for sure

It seems there is a pickle of an old song added in your thoughts

Love is a big googly ... if you get it then it is an almond or else it is not even a peanut

You beggar of top standards, stinking vegetable ... you are a dirty illness

What a girl she is ... her hair is silky silky, her cheeks are milky milky ... she is a moving vanilla ice cream

You will remain behind smelling the bottle while I finish mine

An apple fell on a knife,a knife fell on a apple ... you are worrying about me, as if you are my wife

Today Bush dropped two dhokla's on Iraq

Just like every Coke is not cola ... just like every pea is not chickpea ... just like that every innocent looking person is not naive

The concept of revenge is strange, like alcohol ... the older it is the more kick it gives

In the Maratha kingdom if there is someone after Chhatrapati Shivaji and Shambhuraje, then it's just Bajirao ... everyone else is a vegetable

From his face he looks like a laborer from a cigarette factory ... bloody sucked mango

Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

The ant climbed on a mountain for food ... and the destination of bachelors goes through the roads of love

Just like on every bite of food, the name of the person who will eat it is written ... just like that there is a bullet on which your name is written ... and that bullet is in my gun

Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

There was a king and a queen ... both of them died and hence the story ended ... I'm getting the drink ... you get cold water