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# 321

Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai


So what if the son of a king is born naked ... he still is a prince

# 322

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi


The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

# 323

Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai


I feel that a girl can be impressed faster when you talk in English ... just say I love you and then a kiss happens right after that

# 324

Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai


Telephone is a bad thing ... from the other side a person thinks something, says something else and does totally something else

# 325

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai


I am very allergic to tears

# 326

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai ... te duji taraf life humko nachati hai


On this side of the college gate we make life to dance ... and on the other side of the gate life makes us dance

# 327

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai


I have an old relationship with the red light ... it has always been behind me ... today it is ahead

# 328

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon


Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

# 329

Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki


You're a useless and hopeless person ... who is an enemy of my life

# 330

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai


I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

# 331

Men are many, but money is money!


Men are many, but money is money!

# 332

Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai


These honest people are very rogue ... they don't understand the language of honesty

# 333

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega


Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

# 334

Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?


Do you always talk nonsense like this or is it some special occasion today?

# 335

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?


Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

# 336

Main ayyashi bhi na ... muft ki nahi karta hoon


Even when it comes to debauchery ... I don't look to do it for free

# 337

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha


The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

# 338

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai


When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles

# 339

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai


Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

# 340

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?


Are you a man or Google?

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