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# 321

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo


Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

# 322

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi


The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

# 323

Men are many, but money is money!


Men are many, but money is money!

# 324

Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai


Telephone is a bad thing ... from the other side a person thinks something, says something else and does totally something else

# 325

Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai


These honest people are very rogue ... they don't understand the language of honesty

# 326

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon


Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

# 327

Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai


I feel that a girl can be impressed faster when you talk in English ... just say I love you and then a kiss happens right after that

# 328

Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki


You're a useless and hopeless person ... who is an enemy of my life

# 329

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai


I have an old relationship with the red light ... it has always been behind me ... today it is ahead

# 330

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai


Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

# 331

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai


I am very allergic to tears

# 332

Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni this side ji


Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni on this side

# 333

Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?


Do you always talk nonsense like this or is it some special occasion today?

# 334

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai


The lesson that you learn when your ears are pulled ... is remembered forever

# 335

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai


I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

# 336

Main ayyashi bhi na ... muft ki nahi karta hoon


Even when it comes to debauchery ... I don't look to do it for free

# 337

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha


The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

# 338

Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?


Are you a man or Google?

# 339

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai


When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles

# 340

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai


In love a man is like a cricketer ... the heart becomes out but the mind keeps appealing

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