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# 321
Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai

So what if the son of a king is born naked ... he still is a prince

# 322
Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

The pair of Pathan and Sardar is great ... all others are small small horses

# 323
Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai

I feel that a girl can be impressed faster when you talk in English ... just say I love you and then a kiss happens right after that

# 324
Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai

I have an old relationship with the red light ... it has always been behind me ... today it is ahead

# 325
Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai

Telephone is a bad thing ... from the other side a person thinks something, says something else and does totally something else

# 326
Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

I am very allergic to tears

# 327
College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai ... te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

On this side of the college gate we make life to dance ... and on the other side of the gate life makes us dance

# 328
Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Whatever I say, I do that ... and whatever I don't say, I simply WhatsApp that

# 329
Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki

You're a useless and hopeless person ... who is an enemy of my life

# 330
Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

I don't care ... I just have to remove the water

# 331
Men are many, but money is money!

Men are many, but money is money!

# 332
Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai

These honest people are very rogue ... they don't understand the language of honesty

# 333
Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin

# 334
Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?

Do you always talk nonsense like this or is it some special occasion today?

# 335
Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Mr.Chaube from the word bastard I remember ... how is your father doing these days?

# 336
Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

The heart is not on the left side and neither on the right side ... it is in the center ... because I was in pain there

# 337
Main ayyashi bhi na ... muft ki nahi karta hoon

Even when it comes to debauchery ... I don't look to do it for free

# 338
Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?

Are you a man or Google?

# 339
Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles

# 340
Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

Drinking alcohol is bad ... but leaving the bottle on the spot after drinking ... is even worse

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