Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai

Pathan aur Sardar ki jodi ... baki sab lil lil ghodi

Manne lage hai ki angrezi mein ladki jaldi pate hai ... I love you bolo aur uske baad seedha kiss hove hai

Laal batti se mera bada purana rishta hai ... hamesha mere peeche rahi hai ... aaj aage hai

Galat cheez banaya telephone ... udhar se aadmi soochta kuch hai, bolta kuch hai, karta kuch hai

Mujhe aasoonyon se sakt allergy hai

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai ... te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

Joh main bolta hoon, woh main karta hoon ... aur joh main nahi bolta hoon, woh main WhatsApp karta hoon

Kaam ki na kaaj ki ... dushman meri jaan ki

Apne ko kya hai ... apne ko sirf pani nikalna hai

Men are many, but money is money!

Yeh sharif log bahut badmash hote hai ... sharafat ki zubaan nahi samajhte hai

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Tum hamesha aaise hi bakwaas karti ho ya aaj koi special occasion hai?

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Main ayyashi bhi na ... muft ki nahi karta hoon

Dil na saala left mein hota hai, na right mein ... center mein hota hai ... kyun ki hum mein wahin dard uth raha tha

Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai

Daru peena buri baat hai ... peeke bottal ko mauke padh chhod dena ... aur buri baat hai

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