Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat

Dukh jab hamari kahani sunta hai toh khud dukh ko dukh hota hai

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Agar tumhare ishq ko koi laal jhanda dikhayega ... yakeen karo yeh ghalib unko dhanda dikhayega

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

College di gate de is taraf hum life ko nachate hai ... te duji taraf life humko nachati hai

Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Generally hamari generation ke log plan karke kaam karte hai ... lekin mere jaise smart log kaam karte karte plan kar lete hai

Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai

Main charge bahut karta hoon ... mujhe afford karna aasaan nahi hai

Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha

Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai

Aap kaam karte rahe ... aur main sota raha, sota raha, sota raha

Sameer hawa ka jhoka

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend