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# 341
Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai
In love a man is like a cricketer ... the heart becomes out but the mind keeps appealing
# 342
Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat
She has the smile of Madhuri, the magic of Juhi, the mischief of Sridevi ... and she is covered Mallika Sherawat
# 343
Dukh jab hamari kahani sunta hai toh khud dukh ko dukh hota hai
When sadness listens to our story then even sadness himself feels sad
# 344
Agar tumhare ishq ko koi laal jhanda dikhayega ... yakeen karo yeh ghalib unko dhanda dikhayega
If anyone shows a red flag to your love ... believe me this conqueror will show them a stick
# 345
Abhe tu aadmi hai yah Google?
Are you a man or Google?
# 346
Dushman jab haath se nikal jaata hai na ... toh poori raat chudiyon ki awaaz sunai deti hai
When an enemy escapes from the hands ... then the whole night you can hear the sound of bangles
# 347
Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha
Never underestimate 3 things in life ... love, sex and betrayal
# 348
Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi
Just like you apply the photo of god on the walls, so that no one urinates there ... just like that I put it on here (on my cheeks), so that no one hits me
# 349
Logic koi nahi maanta, sabko magic chahiye ... issi liye toh yahan scientist ke bajay baba famous hai
Nobody believes in logic, everyone wants magic ... that's why here saints are more famous than scientists
# 350
Dil mein joh hai woh bol dena chahiye ... aaise dabake nahi rakhna chahiye ... acidity ho jaati hai
You must say whatever is in your heart ... you shouldn't hide it ... because it causes acidity
# 351
No place for mootra visarjan in this country
No place for peeing in this country
# 352
Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi
Think about work ... not about Kamasutra
# 353
Global warming ke liye yahi kamina responsible hai
This bloody guy is responsible for global warming
# 354
Aap kaam karte rahe ... aur main sota raha, sota raha, sota raha
You kept working ... and I kept sleeping, kept sleeping, kept sleeping
# 355
Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega
Son if you like chewing tobacco so much then make one more friend ... it will help to pickup your coffin
# 356
Sameer hawa ka jhoka
Sameer a gust of air
# 357
Main kisi ladki wadki se pyar nahi karta ... sirf ladkiya mujhse pyar karti hai
I don't fall in love with girls ... only girls fall in love with me
# 358
Hum khoon bahaye, tum aasoon bahao ... saali aashiqui na ho gayi ... laathi charge ho gaya
I am shedding blood and you're shedding tears ... bloody this is not love ... it is more like a baton charge
# 359
Main charge bahut karta hoon ... mujhe afford karna aasaan nahi hai
I charge a lot ... it is not easy to afford me
# 360
Tendulkar bina India adhoora, Jai ko Veeru karta hai poora ... Rocko bulaye aur Hunter na aaye, aaise dialogue pe Rajinikanth bhi taali bajaye
India is incomplete without Tendulkar, Veeru completes Jai ... Rocko calls and Hunter has to come, on this dialogue even Rajinikanth claps
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