Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni this side ji

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai

Dukh jab hamari kahani sunta hai toh khud dukh ko dukh hota hai

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai

Agar tumhare ishq ko koi laal jhanda dikhayega ... yakeen karo yeh ghalib unko dhanda dikhayega

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat

Main charge bahut karta hoon ... mujhe afford karna aasaan nahi hai

No place for mootra visarjan in this country

Aap kaam karte rahe ... aur main sota raha, sota raha, sota raha

Jhand fakeer, soovar ki aulaad, marjha saale kamine ... thank you!

Generally hamari generation ke log plan karke kaam karte hai ... lekin mere jaise smart log kaam karte karte plan kar lete hai

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine

Sameer hawa ka jhoka

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche