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# 341

Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni this side ji


Punjab power, lighting up your life ... Surinder Sahni on this side

# 342

Kheeche huye kaan se mila hua gyan ... hamesha yaad rehta hai


The lesson that you learn when your ears are pulled ... is remembered forever

# 343

Dukh jab hamari kahani sunta hai toh khud dukh ko dukh hota hai


When sadness listens to our story then even sadness himself feels sad

# 344

Kaam ka soocho ... Kamasutra ka nahi


Think about work ... not about Kamasutra

# 345

Pyar mein aadmi cricketer jaisa hota hai ... dil out ho jaata hai dimaag appeal karta rehta hai


In love a man is like a cricketer ... the heart becomes out but the mind keeps appealing

# 346

Agar tumhare ishq ko koi laal jhanda dikhayega ... yakeen karo yeh ghalib unko dhanda dikhayega


If anyone shows a red flag to your love ... believe me this conqueror will show them a stick

# 347

Jaise deewar pe bhagwan ka photo lagate hai na, taaki kauno moote nahi ... hum iyaan lagata hoon, taaki kauno peete nahi


Just like you apply the photo of god on the walls, so that no one urinates there ... just like that I put it on here (on my cheeks), so that no one hits me

# 348

Duniya saali jalti hai ... jab taqdeer chalti hai


The world feels jealous ... when destiny works in your favor

# 349

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai


To fail and to not study ... is the tradition of our family

# 350

Chandu ke bhatije ... phatte huye phooge ke natije


You are Chandu's nephew ... and a result of a blown balloon

# 351

Life mein teen cheezo ko kabhi underestimate nahi karna chahiye ... love, sex aur dokha


Never underestimate 3 things in life ... love, sex and betrayal

# 352

Madhuri ki muskaan, Juhi ka jadoo, Sridevi ki shararat ... aur dhaki hui Mallika Sherawat


She has the smile of Madhuri, the magic of Juhi, the mischief of Sridevi ... and she is covered Mallika Sherawat

# 353

Main charge bahut karta hoon ... mujhe afford karna aasaan nahi hai


I charge a lot ... it is not easy to afford me

# 354

No place for mootra visarjan in this country


No place for peeing in this country

# 355

Generally hamari generation ke log plan karke kaam karte hai ... lekin mere jaise smart log kaam karte karte plan kar lete hai


Generally people of my generation plan and then do the work ... but smart people like me plan as we do the work

# 356

Saali chalti phirti cocaine hai ... cocaine


Bloody she is walking moving cocaine ... cocaine

# 357

Aap kaam karte rahe ... aur main sota raha, sota raha, sota raha


You kept working ... and I kept sleeping, kept sleeping, kept sleeping

# 358

Sameer hawa ka jhoka


Sameer a gust of air

# 359

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche


Fat people go that side ... slim people go this side ... and fit people stay behind me

# 360

Har ladki ki life mein ek umar aati hai jab usse realise hota hai ki ab uski life ... ek driver, ek bodyguard, ek naukar aur ek ATM ke bina nahi chal sakti ... aur ab ladki itna sab kuch toh afford kar sakti nahi na ... toh ladkiyan dhoondti hai boyfriend


In every girl's life there comes a moment when she realises that now her life ... will not work without a driver, a bodyguard, a servant and an ATM machine ... and since every girl can't afford all of this ... that's why girls look for a boyfriend

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