Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

Zukham kamzor aadmi ko hota hai

Rishtey mein hum tumhare baap ke baap lagte hai ... aur naam hai Dadashah

Aaisa mat kar havaldaar ... mujhko andhar mat kar mere yaar ... mera bhai hai bada shakti shali ... baja dega woh teri taali ... uske baad tera ho jayega mota pet khali

Jaldi se isse chhod ... varna aa jayega kahani mein ek naya modh ... ho jayegi shamshan ki taraf teri daud ... hai koi iska tera paas todh?

Apna joru na jaata ... Allah miya se naata

Main bola picture chalengi toh chalengi ... silver jubilee, house full ... main pass nahi kiya toh picture ka dabba gul

Life mein hai na ... sab kuch ekdum shortcut mein hona chahiye

Chor jab maal pakadta hai, toh usse tijori thodi yaad rehti hai?

Pichle janam mein tum zaroor maachis ki dibiya rahe hoge ... is liye is janam mein baatein kam aur mooh se chingaariya zyada nikalte ho

Apun bhi apni marzi ka maalik hai ... apne mood ka badshah hai

Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Kabhi Santoshi maa ka vrat, toh kabhi Ambe maa ka, kabhi Durga maa ka, toh kabhi padosi ki maa ka ... kabhi solha somwar, toh kabhi Ganesh ka mangalwar

Tension nahi lena chahiye ... apne husbands ko tension dena chahiye

Pati ghoda hota hai, us par lagaam lagana chahiye ... varna woh haath se nikal jaata hai

Duniya ko baanta ... humko tata

When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

Kuch log property banate hai aur kuch log property ka istimaal karte hai ... aur joh log property ka istimaal karte hai ... woh buddhiman hote hai

Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli