Mujhe meri talwar do aur meri dhaal do ... aur iska mooh kala karke isse yahan se nikaal do

Atyachari, durachari ... tu jaanta hai main hoon bal-brahmachari

Banaya hai jisne tumko dekho usse kaise hum banate hai ... maa banane se pehle bhabhi usse hum banate hai

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Hazaaron ladkiyan hamare ghar ke bahar ghaslet ki line ki tarah hum mein pati banane ke chakkar mein khadi rehti hai ... aur tum hum mein pati banane ke bajaye vanaspati banana chahti ho

Ek se bhale do, do se bhale chaar ... manzil apni door hai, aur rasta karna hai paar

Jahan the wahin hai, na koi izafa hai ... halaat yeh hai ki, na mazmoon hai na lifafa hai

Jaise bajhti hai ghanti ... vaise hai meri pyari pyari aunty

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

Bekaar mein nakko seena taan ... bolo mohabbat ki zubaan

Mirch ke bagair khana aaise hota hai jaise chand ke bagair puranmashi ki raat, koyle ke bagair engine aur pani ke bagair kuaan

Teri tabiyat toh hamesha murghi ki tarah khauff ke ande diya karti hai

Bhagwan aur chahe kuch banaye ... par aadmi ko pagal na banaye

Aap dono bina bole bhi kitni baatein karte ho

Khoobsurat hona nahi ... khoobsurat banna zaroori hai

Woh itna kamina hai ki faltu mein apni arthi par bhi nahi letega

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Abhe oh tan-tambure ... barsaati kan-khajure!

Tum salamat raho hazaar baras ... har baras ke ho din pachaas hazaar

Hum jatt log hai ... hum mein jet lag nahi hota