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# 3061

Chot lagegi toh hi mazboot ho jaoge

You will get stronger only when you get a wound

Maidan-E-Jung

Karisma Kapoor

Comedy
2
# 3062

Maine duniya mein bade baimaan dekhe ... lekin aap logon ke takkar ka ek bhi nahi mila

I have seen many scoundrels in this world ... but none were to the extent as you guys are

Inquilaab

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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2
# 3063

Kaun bewakoof hoga, joh aapka mazaak uda karke apne mazaak ka mazaak udayega

Who will be a fool, who will make fun of his fun after making fun of you

Inquilaab

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
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2
# 3064

Milawat is mulk ka sabse bada bimari hai ... agar whiskey mein pani milayega toh log dhoodh mein kya milayega

Adulteration is the biggest disease of this country ... if people mix water in whiskey, then what will they mix in milk

Julie (1975)

Om Prakash

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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1
# 3065

Pata ka kitna bada hai woh ... je Bachchan ke upar Aamir Khan lago lo, toh bhi kamar tak hi aayenge uske

Do you know how tall he is ... even if you take Amitabh Bachchan and put Aamir Khan on top of him, then to I'll only come up to his waist

Stree 2: Sarkate Ka Aatank

Rajkummar Rao

Comedy
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1
# 3066

Shakal dekhi hai apni ... kamzor kauve ki tarah dikhta hai ... itna patla sirf tujhe dekha hai ya natraj ki pencil

Have you seen your face ... you look like a weak crow ... you're as thin as a natraj pencil

Vicky Vidya Ka Woh Wala Video

Mallika Sherawat

Animals & Birds•Comedy
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1
# 3067

Fitness aur fatness mein ek hi akshar ka farak hai

There's only a difference of one letter between fitness and fatness

Ghoomer

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3068

Dimaag ka khula rakhna utna hi zaroori hai jitna ki tijori ka band rehna

It is important to keep the mind open as much as it is to keep the safe locked

Kya Meri Sonam Gupta Bewafa Hai

Vijay Raaz

Comedy
1
# 3069

Aa gaya saala jallad ka dhooth ... apni maa ka poot ... chalta hai kaise, jaise malai mein dhoodh

Here comes the messenger of an executioner ... the son of his mother ... he walks just like cream over milk

Bewafa Sanam

Viju Khote

Comedy•Food & Drinks
1
# 3070

Main kunwari hoon ... tezz kataari hoon ... par main tumhari hoon

I'm a bachelorette ... I'm fast and sharp ... but I belong to you all

Madam Chief Minister

Richa Chadda

Comedy
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1
# 3071

Aapki toh twacha itni gori hai ke aapki mail se cream ban jayegi

Your skin is so fair that even the dirt on your body can easily be turned into a cream

Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari

Diljit Dosanjh

Comedy
1
# 3072

Iske salary ke din khatam aur pension ke din aane wale hai

His days of salary are over and his days of pension are about to begin

Motichoor Chaknachoor

Unknown

Money•Comedy
1
# 3073

Mera waqt kuch yoon guzra iPhone ki delivery ke intezar mein ... ki karte rahe courier wale ke call ka wait, purane phone phek ke kabaad mein

My wait for the delivery of my iPhone was such that ... I threw away my old phone, and I was waiting for the call of the courier guy

Happy Hardy And Heer

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3074

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Fryday

Sanjay Mishra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
1
# 3075

Bhagwan ne do hi toh achi cheezein banayi hai ... filmein aur main

God has created only two good things ... movies and me

Ishqeria

Richa Chadda

Comedy•Religion & God
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1
# 3076

Mat samajhna ki main chai nahi pani kam hoon ... main phataka nahi bomb hoon

Don't think that I'm worthless ... I'm a bomb and not just a firecracker

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3077

Duniya mein aise bhi log hai jinhe zung lagi goliyon se maarna padta hai ... agar goli se bach jaaye toh tetanus se toh mar jaaye

There are people in the world who have to be shot with rusted bullets ... so that if they survive from the bullet, then at least they might die from tetanus

Aa Gaya Hero

Unknown

Comedy•Action
1
# 3078

Paisa itna ki ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye ... aur kanjoos itne ki maante rahiye, maante rahiye, maante rahiye

He has so much money that you'll just keep on counting ... and he's such a miser that you won't even believe it

Veerey Ki Wedding

Unknown

Money•Comedy
1
# 3079

Hum Punjabi log haddiyan todh sakte hai ... lekin kisi ka dil nahi todh sakte

We Punjabi's can break bones ... but we can't break someone's heart

Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Prem Chopra

Comedy
1
# 3080

Aag, pani, thandi sadak, taad ka pedh ... thandi ka mausam, oon wali bedh

Fire, water, cold road, palm tree ... the winter season, a woolen blanket

Mere Jeevan Saathi (1972)

Rajendra Nath

Shayari•Comedy
1
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