Gujju ho panju ho no big deal ... lallu ho panju ho very big deal

Paisa aur boyfriend jitna lutaoge ... utna tumhare pass aayenge

Rahiman dhaga prem ka mat todo chhatkai ... aaisi sharan chhodkar pagle tu kahan jaye

Oh yaar, bhagwan ne meri zabaan pe backspace kyun nahi lagaya

Jab tum log ka dimaag ekdum dial-up ka speed se chalta hai ... toh yeh zubaan ko broadband se chalane ka koi zaroorat nahi hai

Woh nahi koi aur sahi ... koi aur nahi koi aur sahi

Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?

Tan dubla dubla, baal bikhare bikhare, aankhon ke neeche kaalik ... tumhari yeh haalat kisne ki balak?

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga

Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai

Taqdeerein badal jaati hai, zamana badal jaata hai, mulkon ki tareekh badal jaati hai ... aur main samajhta hoon life partner bhi badle ja sakte hai

Nagan khubsoorat hoti hai ... par das bhi deti hai

Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz

Public ne hero ko bhai bante bahut dekha ... ab public bhai ko hero bante dekhegi

Rab milaye jodi ... ek andha, ek kodi

Aaj kal achche chawal ki tarah ... achche ladke bhi black mein milte hai

Meri apni khud ki ek personal biwi hai

Tumhe mere pyar par gussa aa raha hai ... magar mujhe tumhare gusse par pyar aa raha hai