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# 3081
Filmein toh kayi banti hai ... lekin film asal mein woh hoti hai joh release hoti hai
Many films are made ... but a real film is the one that gets released

Calendar Girls

Atul Parchure

Comedy
1
# 3082
Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai
God you're great ... whenever you take from us ... you slap us hard and then you take it from us

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Religion & God•Comedy
1
# 3083
Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni
I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks
1
# 3084
Abbe guchcha toot raha hai ladkiyon ka tere pe ... guchcha
A bunch of girls are falling for you ... a bunch of them

Love Shagun

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3085
Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali
Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Gang of Ghosts

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3086
Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai
In reality we are all skeletons and bones from inside ... the only difference is that on some people there is a smooth and slippery coating like that of butter ... and on some people there is a thick skin coating like that of a rhinoceros

Prem Patra

Rajendra Nath

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Animals & Birds
1
# 3087
Jab tak tum hum mein apna nahi manogi hum yunhi aadhi raat ko aate rahenge ... hum tumhare dil par apne pyar ka chewing gum chipkakar rahenge ... prem patra ke patthar maarte rahenge
Until you make me yours I'll keep coming like this in the middle of the night ... I'll stick the chewing gum of my love on your heart ... I'll keep hitting you with a stone wrapped around a love letter

Heera Lal Panna Lal

Unknown

Romance•Comedy
1
# 3088
Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya
When the banana skin came under his feet ... his talent also slipped down with him

Kaun Apna Kaun Paraya

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3089
Kyun behti ho khoyi khoyi ... mere yogya hai seva koi?
Why are you sitting as if you're lost ... is there anything that I can do?

Raja Aur Runk

Mukri

Comedy
1
# 3090
Ladki ke dil mein vishvas ka diya jalane ke liye sirf Shammi Kapoor style mein ganaa gana kaafi nahi hota ... Dilip Kumar aur Raaj Kumar ki tarah emotional scene bhi karne padte hai
To ignite the lamp of trust in the heart of a girl you not only need to sing songs in Shammi Kapoor's style ... but you also need to do emotional scenes like Dilip Kumar and Raaj Kumar

Chaand Kaa Tukdaa

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Music
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1
# 3091
Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam
Dry jungle, wet mountain, and I swear on the magician ... if you come forward even one step then you'll turn into ash

Bin Badal Barsaat

Mehmood

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3092
Jahan jahan tumhara khoon bahega ... wahan wahan mera paseena paseena bahega
Wherever your blood will flow ... there my sweat will also flow

Ladies Tailor

Unknown

Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3093
Mere kanne chakku hai!
I have a knife with me!

Veeru Dada

Shakti Kapoor

Action•Comedy
1
# 3094
Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye
The way they are scoring eggs (zeros) ... our team should make an omelette and eat

Awwal Number

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Sports & Games•Comedy
1
# 3095
Ladai ladai maaf kar ... kutte ki tatti saaf kar
Let's forgive and not fight ... go and clean dog's poop

Bheja Fry 2

Vinay Pathak

Comedy•Animals & Birds
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1
# 3096
Jab main paida hua toh mera rang black and white tha ... aur jab main jawan hua main rangeen ho gaya
When I was born my colour was black and white ... and I turned colourful when I became young

Mere Dost Picture Abhi Baki Hai

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3097
Abhe bewakoofi ke laltern se nikalne waale andhere
Hey you darkness coming out from the lamp of foolishness

Nachnewale Gaanewale

Kader Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3098
Bachpan mein tu jab rota tha tab log samajhte the ki tu sur mein gaa raha hai ... aur ab main jab gaata hoon toh log samajhte hai ki main ro raha hoon
In childhood when I used to cry then people used to think that I'm singing melodiously ... and now when I sing then people think that I'm crying

Jhumroo

Anoop Kumar

Music•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3099
Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky
If you suddenly stop whiskey then the liver can go in a shock and get a heart attack ... so no whiskey is very risky

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
1
# 3100
I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon
I'm risk free ... I come with guarantee

Happy Ending

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
1
Songs - Comedy
Chor Bazari
Love Aaj Kal (2009)
 Most Wanted Munda
Most Wanted Munda
Ki And Ka
 Mere Bhole Balam
Mere Bhole Balam
Padosan
Hum Tere Sanam Na Hote
Praan Jaye Par Shaan Na Jaye
 Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Sar Jo Tera Chakraye
Pyaasa (1957)
 Lage Raho Munna Bhai (Remix)
Lage Raho Munna Bhai (Remix)
Lage Raho Munna Bhai
 Selfie Le Le Re
Selfie Le Le Re
Bajrangi Bhaijaan
 The Padman Song
The Padman Song
Padman
 Do Mastane
Do Mastane
Andaz Apna Apna
 Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
Na Jaane Kahan Se Aayi Hai
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