Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

Jab jawan ladki pyar mein jaan deti hai ... toh chudail ban jaati hai

Badhon ka yarana karane ke liye ... choton ka pyarana bahut zaroori hai

Jab do akalmand ek doosre ko bewakoof banate hai ... toh is mein samay aur shabdh dono barbaad hote hai

Murkhon ke mohalle mein sayano ka jhopda ... kahan se chalaye is duniya mein samajhdhari ka rokda

Aa gaya superstar aur maina ... ab hoga melodrama, hai na?

Hi kar rahi hai, main haaye haaye kar raha hoon ... dhuan uda rahi hai, main dhuan ban raha hoon

Tum apne baap ko hi khanjar dikha rahe ho kanjar ... ek laafa denge aur zindagi kar denge banjar

Ek baar joh maine commitment kar di ... toh phir main doosri commitment leta hoon aur uske baad teesri ... kya hai na ki aadmi kabhi kabhi pehli commitment bhool jaata hai

Biwi ko chhodkar har purana cheez ka value hai aaj ki date mein

Lambi hai taangein, mast hai chaal ... Brahmi Amla Kesh Tel ke lambe lambe baal ... gaal hai laal, ladki hai malamaal ... uff, uspe uske goggle ki mazboot hai dhaal

Sabke saamne apahij hone ka raag ... aur asal mein bhaag Milkha bhaag

Na hui sard dil ki lagi ... barf mein bhi laga ke dekh liya ... itna sher garam tha ... magar barf mein daal ke thanda kar diya

Filmy struggler us message ki tarah hai ... jise saala jitna bhi delete karo utna aur zyada aate hai

Yaar ki mehfil mein kab ki patt chuki gandheriyan ... jhadoo lekar aaye hai shayad uthane bediyan

Baba ki godh mein ghus ja tel laga ke ... bhootni ke chale aate hai taang uthake yahan pe

Dono jahaan teri mohabbat mein haarke ... woh chal diya bechara baithakke maar maarke

Lover ko pareshan karna Hindustani nariyon ki adayen hoti hai