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# 3141
Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga
I am leaving you since you are a girl ... but if I ever see you again then I'll make you into a poster of Sridevi and stick you on the wall

Benaam

Johnny Lever

Rowdyism•Comedy
1
# 3142
Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai
When Munna mobile gets close to the ear, then he hears everything ... and when he opens the TV of his eyes, then he sees everything

Benaam

Johnny Lever

Comedy
1
# 3143
Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz
Just like the Friday prayer is important for a Muslim ... just like that I love theater Delnaaz on a Friday

Darna Zaroori Hai

Manoj Pahwa

Comedy•Religion & God
1
# 3144
Public ne hero ko bhai bante bahut dekha ... ab public bhai ko hero bante dekhegi
The public has seen a hero becoming a rowdy person a lot ... now the public will see a rowdy person becoming a hero

Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Snehal Dabi

Comedy•Rowdyism
Play Video
1
# 3145
Rab milaye jodi ... ek andha, ek kodi
God makes pairs ... one is blind and one is a leper

Bheja Fry

Milind Soman

Comedy•Religion & God
1
# 3146
Tumhe mere pyar par gussa aa raha hai ... magar mujhe tumhare gusse par pyar aa raha hai
You are getting angry on my love ... but I'm loving your anger

Benaam Badsha

Juhi Chawla

Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3147
Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte
A man gets worried if the gods becomes unhappy ... but the gods don't care when a person becomes unhappy

Geraftaar

Kamal Hassan

Religion & God•Comedy
1
# 3148
Zukham kamzor aadmi ko hota hai
Only the weak people catch cold

Ulta Seedha

Madan Puri

Comedy
1
# 3149
Rishtey mein hum tumhare baap ke baap lagte hai ... aur naam hai Dadashah
I am your fathers father in relation ... and my name is Grandpa

Do Aankhen Barah Hath

Johnny Lever

Comedy
1
# 3150
Apna joru na jaata ... Allah miya se naata
I don't have a wife or anyone ... I am only related to God

Hero Hiralal

Naseeruddin Shah

Religion & God•Comedy
1
# 3151
Main bola picture chalengi toh chalengi ... silver jubilee, house full ... main pass nahi kiya toh picture ka dabba gul
If I said that the movie will do good, then it will ... silver jubilee, house full ... and if I don't pass the movie, then it is a flop

Hero Hiralal

Naseeruddin Shah

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3152
Pichle janam mein tum zaroor maachis ki dibiya rahe hoge ... is liye is janam mein baatein kam aur mooh se chingaariya zyada nikalte ho
You definitely must have been a matchbox in your last life ... because in this life there are more sparks coming out of your mouth than words

Andar Baahar

Anil Kapoor

Life•Comedy
1
# 3153
Apun bhi apni marzi ka maalik hai ... apne mood ka badshah hai
I am the boss of my wish ... and I am the king of my mood

Andar Baahar

Anil Kapoor

Rowdyism•Comedy
1
# 3154
Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?
Your face is like papaya, your eyes are like sapodilla, your body is like water melon ... are you a girl or a fruit basket?

Andar Baahar

Anil Kapoor

Food & Drinks•Comedy
1
# 3155
Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga
Be it lentil soup or biryani, home made food is great ... if you go to eat out, then there will be a problem

Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3156
Tezaab nikalta hai is ghar ke nalko se
The taps of this house pour acid

Phas Gaye Re Obama

Amole Gupte

House•Comedy
1
# 3157
When the spirit's so white no, something's not right
When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

Dasvidaniya

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
1
# 3158
Kuch log property banate hai aur kuch log property ka istimaal karte hai ... aur joh log property ka istimaal karte hai ... woh buddhiman hote hai
Some people make properties and some people use properties ... and the people who use the properties ... are smart

Yeh Lamhe Judaai Ke

Avtar Gill

Comedy
1
# 3159
Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli
Only two things can make a person quiet ... bribe or bullet

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Unknown

Comedy•Action
1
# 3160
Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad
Bloody potholes ... illegitimate children of the ministers

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
1
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