Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai

Jis tarah Musalman ko pyari hai jumme ki namaz ... ussi tarah mujhe pyara hai jumme ko theater Delnaaz

Public ne hero ko bhai bante bahut dekha ... ab public bhai ko hero bante dekhegi

Rab milaye jodi ... ek andha, ek kodi

Tumhe mere pyar par gussa aa raha hai ... magar mujhe tumhare gusse par pyar aa raha hai

Devi devta naraaz ho jaye toh aadmi pareshan ho jaata hai ... lekin aadmi naraaz ho jaye toh devi devta parwah hi nahi karte

Zukham kamzor aadmi ko hota hai

Rishtey mein hum tumhare baap ke baap lagte hai ... aur naam hai Dadashah

Apna joru na jaata ... Allah miya se naata

Main bola picture chalengi toh chalengi ... silver jubilee, house full ... main pass nahi kiya toh picture ka dabba gul

Pichle janam mein tum zaroor maachis ki dibiya rahe hoge ... is liye is janam mein baatein kam aur mooh se chingaariya zyada nikalte ho

Apun bhi apni marzi ka maalik hai ... apne mood ka badshah hai

Papaya jaisa chehra, chikoo jaisi aankhen, tarbuj jaisa badan ... ladki hai yah fruit ki tokri?

Dal fry ho yah biryani, ghar ka khana changa ... bahar khane jaoge, toh ho jayega panga

Tezaab nikalta hai is ghar ke nalko se

When the spirit's so white no, something's not right

Kuch log property banate hai aur kuch log property ka istimaal karte hai ... aur joh log property ka istimaal karte hai ... woh buddhiman hote hai

Insaan ko do hi cheezein chup kara sakti hai ... rishwat ya goli

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God