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# 3121

Saale ghadhe ... ministeron ki najayaz aulad

Bloody potholes ... illegitimate children of the ministers

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
1
# 3122

Ladki ko baatein maarke hi maa bana dega by God

Oh my God, you'll make the girl pregnant with your talks itself

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3123

Hamari aadatein bhi toh harami hai

My habits are also scoundrelly

Police Public

Naseeruddin Shah

Comedy
1
# 3124

Mujhe hisaab kitaab karna bahut achchi tarah se aata hai

I know very well how to keep accounts

Jaisi Karni Waisi Bharni

Gulshan Grover

Comedy
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# 3125

Ban rahi hai anjaan, teri khata nahi hai ... aaise keh rahi hai, jaise kuch pata nahi hai

You are trying to be ignorant, it is not your fault ... but you are saying as if you don't know anything

Yeh Raaste Hain Pyaar Ke

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3126

Shraddha ka toh supermarket hai hamara desh ... jiska basement andh-shraddha ke parking se full hai

Our country is a supermarket of faith ... whose basement parking is full of faithlessness

Virrudh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1
# 3127

Shopping karne gaye the yah shoplifting?

Did you guys go for shopping or shoplifting?

Virrudh

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
1
# 3128

Khoobsurat premika ... patni ka roop dharan karte hi kitni badsurat ban jati hai

Beautiful girlfriend ... becomes so ugly after she comes into the role of a wife

Thanedaar

Paintal

Comedy•Women•Husband & Wife
1
# 3129

Jab khud barbaad ho chuke ho na ... tab doosre ki barbaadi dekhne mein bada anand aata hai

When you yourself have been destroyed ... then watching someone else getting destroyed feels very satisfying

Raid 2

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy
0
# 3130

Pehle huyi ladai, phir laathi se unki aisi ki dhulai ... ki sabko nani yaad aayi

First there was an argument, then they were beaten with a stick so badly ... that everyone was reminded of their grandmother

Jai Santoshi Maa

Bharat Bhushan

Action•Comedy
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# 3131

Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi

My beloved ... you will die any time

Badass Ravikumar

Johnny Lever

Comedy
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# 3132

Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy

Life insurance was invented because of friends like you ... because if life doesn't screw you, then your bastard friends will definitely screw you ... so do get a policy

Mere Husband Ki Biwi

Arjun Kapoor

Life•Friendship•Comedy
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# 3133

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

After looking at your wife, now I know why you roam around like a tiger ... because if you're the power then she's your super power ... if you're the patty then she's your bun ... if you're an iPhone then she's your charger

Singham Again

Ranveer Singh

Comedy•Husband & Wife•Food & Drinks
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# 3134

Yahan tourist guide, jyotish wala, ayurved wala, allopathy, homeopathy, Sitapati, Ganpati, Laxmipati sara main hi hoon ... all in all main hi hoon

Over here I'm the tourist guide, astrologer, ayurvedic practitioner, allopathy doctor, homeopathy doctor, Lord Rama, Lord Ganesh, Lord Vishnu ... all in all I'm everything here

Roja

Unknown

Comedy•Job & Career•Religion & God
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# 3135

Main bura toh hoon par bahut nahi ... thoda acha bhi hoon

I'm bad, but not a lot ... I'm slightly good as well

Roja

Unknown

Comedy
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# 3136

Bhaiyon mein kya protocol jab dil mein laga ho fevicol

Forgot protocol between brothers when there is glue like fevicol

Dasvi

Abhishek Bachchan

Comedy
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# 3137

Bacha toh pyar ki tarah hota hai ... karna nahi chahiye, ho jana chahiye ... toh itna zor se pyar karo ki bacha khud-ba-khud ho jaye

A baby is just like love ... you don't have to make it, it should just happen ... so make so much love that a baby should be born automatically

Shehzada

Kartik Aaryan

Comedy
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# 3138

Aadmi na life mein do hi cheezon se fresh hota hai ... ek potty karke, doosra party karke

Only two things in life can freshen up a person ... one is potty, and second is party

Jugjugg Jeeyo

Manish Paul

Life•Comedy
0
# 3139

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Don't blow-up the chewing gum of love ... if it pops then it'll be a slap on your face itself

Toofaan

Unknown

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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# 3140

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

When a girl like you touches with her hand ... then it's like, one kilo of milk turning into ten kilos of cottage cheese

Suraj Pe Mangal Bhari

Diljit Dosanjh

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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