Aapka haath hai ya hathoda ... aapke hisse ko kis hadse ne toda

College ki zindagi hai badi rangeen ... par isse sangeen banane waali sirf do hi cheezein hai ... permission aur restriction ... jinke baap ka naam hai discipline

Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai

Is desh mein vakil aur barrister toh sirf auraton ko hi hona chahiye

Galati insaan se ek baar hoti hai ... joh same mistake do baar kare ... woh gadha

Yeh Baba Sehgal ka zamane hai aur aap Saigal ke zamane ke lagte ho

Aatma ek magar naam do, Kishen Kanhaiya ... ab dekhna main kaise bajata hoon inka band bhaiya

Aapke pichwade pe aaisi laat maroonga na ... super duper bumper banake rakh doonga

Jaise ki rahi bina rasta suna, sindoor bina maang suni, aur pyar bina jeevan suna hota hai ... vaise hi seeshay ke bina khidki suni hoti hai

Uske Ramayan shuru hone ke pehle uska Mahabharat kar denge

Gujju ho panju ho no big deal ... lallu ho panju ho very big deal

Paisa aur boyfriend jitna lutaoge ... utna tumhare pass aayenge

Rahiman dhaga prem ka mat todo chhatkai ... aaisi sharan chhodkar pagle tu kahan jaye

Woh nahi koi aur sahi ... koi aur nahi koi aur sahi

Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler

Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana

Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon

Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?

Tan dubla dubla, baal bikhare bikhare, aankhon ke neeche kaalik ... tumhari yeh haalat kisne ki balak?

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga