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# 3121
Aapka haath hai ya hathoda ... aapke hisse ko kis hadse ne toda
Is it your hand or a hammer ... but which incident broke your part

Hum Tum Pe Marte Hain

Bob Christo

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3122
College ki zindagi hai badi rangeen ... par isse sangeen banane waali sirf do hi cheezein hai ... permission aur restriction ... jinke baap ka naam hai discipline
College life is very colourful ... but there are only two things that can make it serious ... permission and restriction ... and their father is called discipline

Prem Aggan

Unknown

Life•Comedy
1
# 3123
Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai
I got married to you ... and you are roaming around asking for everything

Prem Kaa Game

Johnny Lever

Comedy
1
# 3124
Is desh mein vakil aur barrister toh sirf auraton ko hi hona chahiye
In this country only women should be lawyers and barristers

Jhooth Bole Kauwa Kaate

Amrish Puri

Women•Comedy
1
# 3125
Galati insaan se ek baar hoti hai ... joh same mistake do baar kare ... woh gadha
A person does a mistake once ... the one who does the same mistake twice ... is a donkey

Ugly Aur Pagli

Ranvir Shorey

Comedy•Animals & Birds
1
# 3126
Yeh Baba Sehgal ka zamane hai aur aap Saigal ke zamane ke lagte ho
This is the generation of Baba Sehgal and you look from the generation of Saigal

Doli Saja Ke Rakhna

Ninad Kamat

Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3127
Aatma ek magar naam do, Kishen Kanhaiya ... ab dekhna main kaise bajata hoon inka band bhaiya
One soul but two names, Kishen and Kanhaiya ... now watch how I play drums with them

Kishen Kanhaiya

Anil Kapoor

Action•Comedy
1
# 3128
Aapke pichwade pe aaisi laat maroonga na ... super duper bumper banake rakh doonga
I'll give you such a kick on your backside ... that I'll make it into a super duper bumper

Will You Marry Me

Shreyas Talpade

Action•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3129
Jaise ki rahi bina rasta suna, sindoor bina maang suni, aur pyar bina jeevan suna hota hai ... vaise hi seeshay ke bina khidki suni hoti hai
Just like the path is lonely without a traveller, the hair parting is lonely without vermilion, and life is lonely without love ... just like that without a mirror a window is lonely

Dard-E-Dil

Mukesh Khanna

Comedy•Life
Play Video
1
# 3130
Uske Ramayan shuru hone ke pehle uska Mahabharat kar denge
Before his Ramayana starts we will do his Mahabharata

Hum Tum Shabana

Sanjay Mishra

Comedy
1
# 3131
Gujju ho panju ho no big deal ... lallu ho panju ho very big deal
It doesn't matter whether he is a Gujarati or a Punjabi ... but it's a very big deal if he is a loser or a idiot

Aap Ki Khatir

Priyanka Chopra

Comedy
1
# 3132
Paisa aur boyfriend jitna lutaoge ... utna tumhare pass aayenge
The more you spend your money and boyfriend ... the more they come to you

Aap Ki Khatir

Unknown

Money•Comedy
1
# 3133
Rahiman dhaga prem ka mat todo chhatkai ... aaisi sharan chhodkar pagle tu kahan jaye
Don't break the thread of love by snapping ... you fool, where will you go leaving this shelter

Hazaaron Khwaishein Aisi

Yashpal Sharma

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3134
Woh nahi koi aur sahi ... koi aur nahi koi aur sahi
If it's not her then it will be someone else ... and if it's not someone else then it will be someone else

Ankush

Unknown

Comedy•Romance
1
# 3135
Naam hai mera Hatela Hitler ... meri makkari ke samne Hitler bhi ban jaata hai butler
My name is Hatela Hitler ... and in front of cunningness even Hitler becomes a butler

Do Numbri

Sadashiv Amrapurkar

Comedy•Rowdyism
1
# 3136
Aatma udh gayi chhodkar shareer purana ... didi tera devar deewana, kudiyon ko dale dana
The soul flew off leaving the old body ... oh sister your brother-in-law is crazy, he keeps on flirting with women

Shaadi Se Pehle

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•Comedy•Women
1
# 3137
Maine kab kaha ki main Ram hoon ... arre main toh common hoon, sare aam hoon
When did I say that I'm Ram ... I'm a common man in the middle of everything

Shaadi Se Pehle

Akshaye Khanna

Comedy
1
# 3138
Usne kaha ki karna mujhe phone ... humne kaha hum aapke hai kaun?
She asked to give her a phone call ... and I said who am I to you?

Shaadi Se Pehle

Rajpal Yadav

Comedy
1
# 3139
Tan dubla dubla, baal bikhare bikhare, aankhon ke neeche kaalik ... tumhari yeh haalat kisne ki balak?
You're looking weak, your hair is not made, there are black spots beneath your eyes ... who has made this condition of yours my child?

Balika Badhu

Asrani

Comedy
1
# 3140
Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga
I am leaving you since you are a girl ... but if I ever see you again then I'll make you into a poster of Sridevi and stick you on the wall

Benaam

Johnny Lever

Rowdyism•Comedy
1
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 Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
Tum Tata Ho Ya Birla
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Coolie
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 Lungi Dance
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Akeli Na Bazaar Jaya Karo
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