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# 3041

Jahan jahan tumhara khoon bahega ... wahan wahan mera paseena paseena bahega

Wherever your blood will flow ... there my sweat will also flow

Ladies Tailor

Unknown

Comedy
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# 3042

Mere kanne chakku hai!

I have a knife with me!

Veeru Dada

Shakti Kapoor

Action•Comedy
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# 3043

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... chuttiyon mein bilkul free

No Bond, no three-knot-three (303) ... and I'm totally free during a vacation

Bond 303

Jeetendra

Comedy
1
# 3044

Jis tarah se inhe undo par unde mil rahe hai ... hamari team ko omelette banakar khana chahiye

The way they are scoring eggs (zeros) ... our team should make an omelette and eat

Awwal Number

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Sports & Games•Comedy
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# 3045

Aapke chehre ko dekhne ke baad aate hue idea vapas chale jaate hai

After looking at your face the ideas that come go away

Mawaali

Jeetendra

Comedy
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# 3046

Ladai ladai maaf kar ... kutte ki tatti saaf kar

Let's forgive and not fight ... go and clean dog's poop

Bheja Fry 2

Vinay Pathak

Comedy•Animals & Birds
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# 3047

Jab main paida hua toh mera rang black and white tha ... aur jab main jawan hua main rangeen ho gaya

When I was born my colour was black and white ... and I turned colourful when I became young

Mere Dost Picture Abhi Baki Hai

Unknown

Comedy
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# 3048

Abhe bewakoofi ke laltern se nikalne waale andhere

Hey you darkness coming out from the lamp of foolishness

Nachnewale Gaanewale

Kader Khan

Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 3049

Bachpan mein tu jab rota tha tab log samajhte the ki tu sur mein gaa raha hai ... aur ab main jab gaata hoon toh log samajhte hai ki main ro raha hoon

In childhood when I used to cry then people used to think that I'm singing melodiously ... and now when I sing then people think that I'm crying

Jhumroo

Anoop Kumar

Music•Comedy
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# 3050

Hai hai meri kismat phutti ... budhe par phir neend ki bijli tooti

Oh lord my luck is bad ... the old man is feeling sleepy again

Haathkadi

Shilpa Shetty

Comedy•Luck & Destiny
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# 3051

Whiskey suddenly stop karne se liver ko shock mein heart attack ho sakta hai ... so no whiskey very risky

If you suddenly stop whiskey then the liver can go in a shock and get a heart attack ... so no whiskey is very risky

Shamitabh

Amitabh Bachchan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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# 3052

I'm risk free ... main guarantee ke saath aata hoon

I'm risk free ... I come with guarantee

Happy Ending

Saif Ali Khan

Comedy
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# 3053

Atyachari, durachari ... tu jaanta hai main hoon bal-brahmachari

You oppressive, vicious person ... you know that I'm a celibate

Chamatkar

Deven Verma

Comedy
1
# 3054

Banaya hai jisne tumko dekho usse kaise hum banate hai ... maa banane se pehle bhabhi usse hum banate hai

See how I fool the person who has made a fool of you ... I'll make her my sister-in-law before she becomes a mother

Vansh

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
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# 3055

Waise toh Amol Palekar ki tarah rehte hai aur do lagate hi Amitabh Bachchan ho jaate hai

Usually he behaves like Amol Palekar but after drinking two pegs he turns into Amitabh Bachchan

Saare Jahaan Se Mehnga

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
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1
# 3056

Ek se bhale do, do se bhale chaar ... manzil apni door hai, aur rasta karna hai paar

Two are better than one, four are better than two ... our destination is far, and we have to travel the road

Sherni

Jagdeep

Shayari•Comedy
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# 3057

Jahan the wahin hai, na koi izafa hai ... halaat yeh hai ki, na mazmoon hai na lifafa hai

We are where we were, there is no increment ... the condition is such that, there is no paper and neither an envelope

Ek Se Badhkar Ek

Vivek Shauq

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3058

Jaise bajhti hai ghanti ... vaise hai meri pyari pyari aunty

The way a bell rings ... just like that my aunt is sweet

Mumbai Can Dance Saalaa

Shakti Kapoor

Comedy
1
# 3059

Petrol ka bhav badh gaya ... tarkaari ka bhav badh gaya ... tera bhav bhi badh gaya kya?

The price of petrol has gone up ... the price of vegetables has gone up ... has your price also gone up or what?

Kunwara Baap

Mehmood

Money•Food & Drinks•Comedy
1
# 3060

Bekaar mein nakko seena taan ... bolo mohabbat ki zubaan

Don't widen your chest for no use ... just speak the language of love

Well Done Abba

Boman Irani

Comedy
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