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# 3041
Yeh mehmaan naamak jeev bahut hi khunkhar hota hai ... khoon choos leta hai
The thing called guest is a ferocious creature ... it sucks blood

Atithi Tum Kab Jaoge

Unknown

Guest•Comedy
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# 3042
Jab khud ke latakne ki baari aati hai na ... toh chehra khud-ba-khud latak jaata hai
When your chance of hanging comes ... then the face automatically hangs down by itself

Andar Baahar

Jackie Shroff

Comedy
2
# 3043
Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi
Rice pancakes tastes good only with lentil soup ... not with chick peas

Gori Tere Pyaar Mein

Imran Khan

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 3044
Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye
Girls and date ... should be changed every morning

Masti

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
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2
# 3045
Aadmi front page pe photo waali kahani zindagi bhar kya ... marne ke baad bhi suna sakta hai
A person can talk about his photo on the front page for life ... and also after he dies

Dasvidaniya

Vinay Pathak

Comedy
2
# 3046
Chapraasi ke kaan upar ke bayaasi, neeche ke teraasi
The ears of a watchman are called 82 from the top and 83 from the bottom

Bunty Aur Babli

Amitabh Bachchan

Comedy
2
# 3047
Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai
When you get screwed ... then you do get screwed

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
2
# 3048
Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai
You talk dirty things very nicely

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
2
# 3049
Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi
People have good days ... I had a good night

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli

Vivek Oberoi

Comedy
2
# 3050
Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera
How much cold your bank balance is ... that much hot your mind is

Policegiri

Prakash Raj

Comedy
2
# 3051
Zindagi cash se nahi, credit card se bhi nahi ... credit pe chalti hai
Not on cash, neither on credit card ... life lives on credit

Kyaa Kool Hai Hum

Unknown

Life•Comedy
2
# 3052
Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai
You've hardly come out of the egg and you're saying you want to become butter chicken

Rocket Singh: Salesman Of The Year

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 3053
Hum taaliyan sun sakte hai ... magar gaaliyan nahi sun sakte hai
I can hear claps ... but I can't hear cursing

Hum

Kader Khan

Comedy
2
# 3054
Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad
Bloody you stepson of a jackal grown in the lap of cowardness

Hum

Anupam Kher

Animals & Birds•Comedy
2
# 3055
Dimaag kharch karne se ... dimaag kam nahi hota
Using your brain ... does not diminish it

Takkar

Sunil Shetty

Comedy
2
# 3056
Sar se pair tak toh hum khud hi bure hai ... hamare liye buri khabar kya ho sakti hai
I am myself bad from head to toe ... there can't be any bad news for me

Hatyara

Mukesh Rishi

Comedy
2
# 3057
Tu toh us pagal kutte ki tarah bhaukne laga hai ... jisse pagal hone ke baad charon taraf se maut nazar aati hai
You have started to bark like the mad dog ... who sees death everywhere after going mad

Hatyara

Mithun Chakraborty

Animals & Birds•Death•Comedy
2
# 3058
Tu toh khoon is tarah karta hai jaise bachche khilona todh dete hai ... bus fark itna hai ki woh khilona todhne ke baad rote hai aur tu khoon karne ke baad hasta hai
You kill just like kids break toys ... the only difference is that they cry after they break the toy and you laugh after you kill

Hatyara

Mukesh Rishi

Comedy
2
# 3059
Director ka art producer ke heart pe attack hai
The directors art is like an heart attack for the producer

Nautanki Saala

Unknown

Comedy
2
# 3060
Jab tak subah se shaam tak, sattar aadmiyon ko maar kar kha na loon ... dhakaar hi nahi aati
From morning until evening, unless I kill and eat seventy people ... I don't burp

Elaan-E-Jung

Unknown

Comedy•Action
2
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