Jab khud ke latakne ki baari aati hai na ... toh chehra khud-ba-khud latak jaata hai

Idli sirf sambar ke saath achchi lagti hai ... cholon ke saath nahi

Ladkiyan aur din ... subah hote hi badalne chahiye

Aadmi front page pe photo waali kahani zindagi bhar kya ... marne ke baad bhi suna sakta hai

Chapraasi ke kaan upar ke bayaasi, neeche ke teraasi

Jab aisi taisi hoti hai ... toh taisi aisi ho jaati hai

Tu gandi baatein badi achchi karta hai

Logon ke din aate hai ... meri raat aayi

Bank balance jitna thanda hai ... bheja utna garam rehta hai tera

Zindagi cash se nahi, credit card se bhi nahi ... credit pe chalti hai

Abhi unde se bahar nikle nahi aur butter chicken banonga bolte hai

Hum taaliyan sun sakte hai ... magar gaaliyan nahi sun sakte hai

Saale buzdili ki gaud mein pale geedad ki sauteli aulad

Dimaag kharch karne se ... dimaag kam nahi hota

Sar se pair tak toh hum khud hi bure hai ... hamare liye buri khabar kya ho sakti hai

Tu toh us pagal kutte ki tarah bhaukne laga hai ... jisse pagal hone ke baad charon taraf se maut nazar aati hai

Tu toh khoon is tarah karta hai jaise bachche khilona todh dete hai ... bus fark itna hai ki woh khilona todhne ke baad rote hai aur tu khoon karne ke baad hasta hai

Director ka art producer ke heart pe attack hai

Jab tak subah se shaam tak, sattar aadmiyon ko maar kar kha na loon ... dhakaar hi nahi aati

Tu akela harami pehda nahin hua