Dialogue delivery karna na bachche ke delivery jitna hi mushkil hai ... bejaan kirdaar mein jaan dalni padti hai

Inki sundarta ki tareef karna toh chand ko aaina dikhana hai

Nagan khubsoorat hoti hai ... par das bhi deti hai

Hum apne pote ka dada banenge ... tabla, sarangi aur baja banenge

Dhobi ki dhulai, darzi ki silai, Roopraja ki padai, us par itni mehangai ... aur sirf do sau ki kamai ... duhai hai duhai

Bahar jinki hoti hai puja ... andhar se woh aadmi hota hai duja

Aaj kal achche chawal ki tarah ... achche ladke bhi black mein milte hai

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

Tum dono haddiyon mein main kabab nahi banna chahti

Auron se poora fees leta hoon ... magar tum se pachas ki jagah tees leta hoon

Tum mard zaat ke naam pe ek dhabba ho ... dhabba toh kya dhabba ke abba ho

Hum tumhara old lover, sacha premi ... baki sab kacha premi

Chota kaam hum karoonga ... toh woh kaam bahut bada ho jayega

Tum gham-e-beti mein dubli na hui ... main bekaari mein mota ho gaya ... tum balti se ho gayi drum ... main glass se lota ho gaya

Tere golden face ki beauty ne mere gentle heart ko loot liya ... teri zulfon ke net mein faskar maine night sleeping chhod diya

Unko khuda mile jinko hai khuda ki talaash ... mujhko apna hissa mile, bas baat khallas

Joh kabhi nahi daantte ... woh bahut sakht daantte hai

Purane chawal ko yun kachcha chaba jaana ... meri style hai

Chori se liya gaya chumma ... zindagi ki sabse haseen cheez hoti hai

Kaale jadoo ka asar insaano par hota hai ... hum jaise shaitaano par nahi