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# 3021

Butter utna hi lagao jitna kha paao ... aisa na ki butter lagao aur phisal jaao

Apply only that amount of butter what you can eat ... or else you'll slip in that butter itself

Fryday

Sanjay Mishra

Food & Drinks•Comedy
1
# 3022

Bhagwan ne do hi toh achi cheezein banayi hai ... filmein aur main

God has created only two good things ... movies and me

Ishqeria

Richa Chadda

Comedy•Religion & God
Play Video
1
# 3023

Mat samajhna ki main chai nahi pani kam hoon ... main phataka nahi bomb hoon

Don't think that I'm worthless ... I'm a bomb and not just a firecracker

Teri Bhabhi Hai Pagle

Unknown

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3024

Duniya mein aise bhi log hai jinhe zung lagi goliyon se maarna padta hai ... agar goli se bach jaaye toh tetanus se toh mar jaaye

There are people in the world who have to be shot with rusted bullets ... so that if they survive from the bullet, then at least they might die from tetanus

Aa Gaya Hero

Unknown

Comedy•Action
1
# 3025

Paisa itna ki ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye, ginte rahiye ... aur kanjoos itne ki maante rahiye, maante rahiye, maante rahiye

He has so much money that you'll just keep on counting ... and he's such a miser that you won't even believe it

Veerey Ki Wedding

Unknown

Money•Comedy
1
# 3026

Hum Punjabi log haddiyan todh sakte hai ... lekin kisi ka dil nahi todh sakte

We Punjabi's can break bones ... but we can't break someone's heart

Patel Ki Punjabi Shaadi

Prem Chopra

Comedy
1
# 3027

Aag, pani, thandi sadak, taad ka pedh ... thandi ka mausam, oon wali bedh

Fire, water, cold road, palm tree ... the winter season, a woolen blanket

Mere Jeevan Saathi (1972)

Rajendra Nath

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3028

Filmein toh kayi banti hai ... lekin film asal mein woh hoti hai joh release hoti hai

Many films are made ... but a real film is the one that gets released

Calendar Girls

Atul Parchure

Comedy
1
# 3029

Wah upar wale ... tu jab bhi leta hai na ... thappad maar maarke leta hai

God you're great ... whenever you take from us ... you slap us hard and then you take it from us

Guddu Ki Gun

Kunal Khemu

Religion & God•Comedy
1
# 3030

Mujhe do minute mein pet bhar waali koi Maggi nahi ... balki saat janamon ka pyar dene waali chahiye ... mujhe DP nahi BP chahiye, beautiful patni

I don't need Maggi (noodles) that fills your stomach in 2 minutes ... instead I need someone who can love me for 7 rebirths ... I need a BP (Beautiful Partner) and not a DP (Display Picture)

Kyaa Kool Hain Hum 3

Tusshar Kapoor

Comedy•Food & Drinks
1
# 3031

Global Godfather tak pahuncha doonga aap sabon arzi ... baki unki marzi

I'll take your request to Global Godfather ... beyond that it's upto him

Global Baba

Abhimanyu Singh

Comedy
1
# 3032

Abbe guchcha toot raha hai ladkiyon ka tere pe ... guchcha

A bunch of girls are falling for you ... a bunch of them

Love Shagun

Unknown

Comedy
1
# 3033

Ek baar joh humne tarkaari pakka li ... ungliyan chaat chaatke khaye Bihari ho ya Bengali

Once I've cooked the vegetables ... then be it a Bihari or a Bengali person, he will lick his fingers and eat

Gang of Ghosts

Rajpal Yadav

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 3034

Haqeeqat mein hum sab andar se skeleton yane panjar hi toh hai ... farak sirf itna hai ki kisi panjar par makhan si chikni aur mulayam coating hai ... aur kisi panjar par gendhe jaisi moti khaal chadi hui hai

In reality we are all skeletons and bones from inside ... the only difference is that on some people there is a smooth and slippery coating like that of butter ... and on some people there is a thick skin coating like that of a rhinoceros

Prem Patra

Rajendra Nath

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Animals & Birds
1
# 3035

Jab tak tum hum mein apna nahi manogi hum yunhi aadhi raat ko aate rahenge ... hum tumhare dil par apne pyar ka chewing gum chipkakar rahenge ... prem patra ke patthar maarte rahenge

Until you make me yours I'll keep coming like this in the middle of the night ... I'll stick the chewing gum of my love on your heart ... I'll keep hitting you with a stone wrapped around a love letter

Heera Lal Panna Lal

Unknown

Romance•Comedy
1
# 3036

Kele ka chilka pair ke neeche joh aa gaya ... jalwe bhi unke saath saath par phisal gaya

When the banana skin came under his feet ... his talent also slipped down with him

Kaun Apna Kaun Paraya

Unknown

Food & Drinks•Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3037

Kyun behti ho khoyi khoyi ... mere yogya hai seva koi?

Why are you sitting as if you're lost ... is there anything that I can do?

Raja Aur Runk

Mukri

Comedy
1
# 3038

Ladki ke dil mein vishvas ka diya jalane ke liye sirf Shammi Kapoor style mein ganaa gana kaafi nahi hota ... Dilip Kumar aur Raaj Kumar ki tarah emotional scene bhi karne padte hai

To ignite the lamp of trust in the heart of a girl you not only need to sing songs in Shammi Kapoor's style ... but you also need to do emotional scenes like Dilip Kumar and Raaj Kumar

Chaand Kaa Tukdaa

Anupam Kher

Comedy•Music
Play Video
1
# 3039

Sookha jungle, geela parbat, jadugar ki kasam ... ek kadam bhi aage aaya, ho jayega bhasam

Dry jungle, wet mountain, and I swear on the magician ... if you come forward even one step then you'll turn into ash

Bin Badal Barsaat

Mehmood

Shayari•Comedy
1
# 3040

Moti chachi, lamba chacha jab aayenge home ... patthar jaisa dil dono ka ban jayega maum

When fat aunty and tall uncle will come home ... then their stone like hearts will turn into wax

Bin Badal Barsaat

Mehmood

Shayari•Comedy•House
1
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