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# 2461
Har aadmi ko ek baar shaadi zaroor karni chahiye ... kyun ki har shaadi-shuda aadmi seedha swarg mein jaata hai ... (kaise) ... kyun ki narak se toh woh guzar chuka hota hai
Every man should definitely get married atleast once ... because a married man goes straight to heaven ... (how) ... since he has already been through hell

Shaadi Ka Laddoo

Sanjay Suri

Men•Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2462
Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham
Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Saare Jahaan Se Mehnga

Sanjay Mishra

Food & Drinks•Sadness•Comedy
6
# 2463
Hum do hamare do, teesra kabhi na ho ... patni se bhaiya door raho, kitni bhi adhchan ho
We two and our two, there should never be a third ... stay away from the wife, no matter how big the problem is

Mahaan

Amitabh Bachchan

Shayari•Husband & Wife•Comedy
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# 2464
Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai ... andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai
I have been dry since a month, I don't know where is the stick of rain ... inside there is a bed, and outside I'm in trouble

Shaadi No. 1

Fardeen Khan

Shayari•Weather•Comedy
6
# 2465
Honi ko kaun taal sakta hai ... joh hona hai wohi hoga ... bachche ke diaper jitne bhi badalo ... geela toh woh karega bichauna
Who can stop what's going to happen ... what's going to happen will happen ... no matter how many diapers you change of a child ... he will still wet the bed

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Comedy
6
# 2466
Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya
He went to drown the Titanic but he couldn't even drown a boat ... our brother Lucky was just left giving examples

Shaadi No. 1

Fardeen Khan

Transportation•Shayari•Comedy
6
# 2467
Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai ... vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai
Just like the grinder grinding in the jail recognizes rascals ... just like that Lakhwinder Singh Lakha aka Lucky recognizes his brother-in-laws

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

Shayari•Comedy
6
# 2468
Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana
Is this a house or ruins ... neither there is a person, nor are there any signs of someone

Shaadi No. 1

Sanjay Dutt

House•Comedy
6
# 2469
Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke
We all are birds on a single branch ... threads of the same napkin ... dimple of one cheek

Shaadi No. 1

Zayed Khan

Comedy•Animals & Birds•Clothes & Shoes
6
# 2470
Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?
Why do you speak so loudly ... did you eat crows in your childhood?

Tere Mere Phere

Unknown

Animals & Birds•Comedy
6
# 2471
Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai
He is that father of the law who cuddles his duty in his arms, sings a lullaby to put it to sleep ... and makes a fan out of your money bills to blow cold air on it

Madam X

Shakti Kapoor

Money•Law & Order•Comedy
6
# 2472
Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya
People like you say I love you before marriage ... and when it comes to marriage then you say what have I done

C Kkompany

Raima Sen

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
6
# 2473
Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega
In the hospital instead of chloroform if we use your clothes to smell ... then the patient will go in coma

Kyo Kii Main Jhuth Nahin Bolta

Govinda

Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 2474
Isne tumhe dekha angle badal badalke ... aur tumne isse maara sandal badal badalke
He looked at you from different different angles ... and you hate him with different different sandals

Dulaara

Tej Sapru

Shayari•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
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# 2475
Main iski daulat nikalna chahta hoon ... noton ki deewar banana chahta hoon ... us mein noton ki chhat, noton ki farsh, noton ke furniture, noton ka choola, noton ke bartan ... note pakayenge, note khayenge aur phir us mein hum note ki tarah chipak jayenge
I want to take his wealth ... I want to make a wall of money ... within that I want a roof of money, floor of money, furniture of money, stove of money, utensils of money ... we will cook money, we will eat money and then we will stick to it like money

Waah! Tera Kya Kehna

Kader Khan

Money•Comedy
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# 2476
Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai
The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Superstar

Kunal Khemu

Comedy•Food & Drinks•Dance
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# 2477
Saanp ka kaata kam se kam mar toh jaata hai ... lekin aurat ka sataya na mar sakta hai, na jee sakta hai
A person bit from a snake atleast dies ... but a person troubled by a woman can neither die, nor live

Ponga Pandit

Shreeram Lagoo

Women•Animals & Birds•Comedy
6
# 2478
Aap iske khandan ke baare mein nahi jaante ... iska par-dada 009, iska dada 008, iska baap 007 aur yeh zero zero chakka (006) hai
You don't know about his family ... his great grandfather was 009, his grandfather was 008, his father was 007 and he is 006 (eunuch)

Sainik

Laxmikant Berde

Family•Comedy
6
# 2479
Kab tak bolo chupi rahogi oh meri Asha ... maine padh li aaj tumhare naino ki basha
Asha tell me until when will you hide ... today I've read the language of your eyes

Dilli Ka Thug

Kishore Kumar

Comedy
6
# 2480
Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something
Your pink coloured face ... this alcoholic condition of the weather ... my heart is jumping around and saying ... something, something, something, something

Aarzoo

Saif Ali Khan

Weather•Comedy
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