Draupadi ki saree keechna Dushasan ko pada bhari ... saree mein saree, Parag saree

Le pakad khambha ... do ghoont mein tujhe dikhne lagegi Menaka aur Rambha

Shikaar usne kiya, dil ko taar-taar kiya ... bura kiya joh kisi ladki se pyar kiya

Yeh hai whiskey ... jisne zyada li chuski ... uski zindagi duniya se khiski

Mera naam hai Ghorpade ... aur mere samne achche achche ghidpade

Yaar tu bahut technical hai ... kabhi toh emotional hua kar

America jis galeban mein phool daalta hai ... Russia jis galeban mein haar daalta hai ... tumne us galeban pe haath daala?

Laundiya bhi garam hai aur malai ki tarah naram hai

Hum fauj mein the aur hamare desh vasi mauj mein the

X square ho ya X cube ... ratta toh marna hi padega

Yeh toh trailer hai ... sari ki sari shooting karti toh puri video library bhar jaati

Meri toh juein bhi nahi nachi aaj tak

Tumhare jism mein main itne chhed kar doonga ... ki marne ke baad bhi saale basuri ki tarah bajhte rahoge

Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai

Is boyfriend ko usne pehle se bhi zyada lift diya aur pehle se bhi zyada bada gift diya

Abbe teri patni hai ki batate vade ki chutney hai ... jis tarah se chutney har thali mein batti rehti hai, har batate vade ko patti rehti hai ... us tarah se tumhari patni ka har station pe boyfriend hai yaar

Jeevan mein teen cheezon se hamesha parez rakhiye ... shakkar, namak aur neta

Apne scene ka toh full kerosene ho gaya yaar

Joh kaam maine itni umar mein nahi kiya ... tune itni si umar mein kar liya?

Joh main hoon woh main nahi hoon ... joh main nahi hoon woh main bilkul nahi hoon ... joh main bilkul nahi hoon woh main hoon