Jab tak rum mein nahi hoga dum ... kaise mitega gham

Until the rum is strong ... our sadness won't go away

Hum do hamare do, teesra kabhi na ho ... patni se bhaiya door raho, kitni bhi adhchan ho

We two and our two, there should never be a third ... stay away from the wife, no matter how big the problem is

Ek mahine se toh hai sookha, na jaane kahan saavan ki chhadi hai ... andar khatiya padi hai, bahar khatiya khadi hai

I have been dry since a month, I don't know where is the stick of rain ... inside there is a bed, and outside I'm in trouble

Honi ko kaun taal sakta hai ... joh hona hai wohi hoga ... bachche ke diaper jitne bhi badalo ... geela toh woh karega bichauna

Who can stop what's going to happen ... what's going to happen will happen ... no matter how many diapers you change of a child ... he will still wet the bed

Gaye the dubane Titanic par na duba sake ek bhi naiyya ... misaal hi maarte reh gaye hamare Lucky bhaiya

He went to drown the Titanic but he couldn't even drown a boat ... our brother Lucky was just left giving examples

Jaise kamino ki pechaan jail mein piste hue chakki ko hoti hai ... vaise apne jijo ki pehchaan Lakhwinder Singh Lakha urf Lucky ko hoti hai

Just like the grinder grinding in the jail recognizes rascals ... just like that Lakhwinder Singh Lakha aka Lucky recognizes his brother-in-laws

Yeh ghar hai ya veerana ... na aadmi, na uski jaat ka thikana

Is this a house or ruins ... neither there is a person, nor are there any signs of someone

Hum sab panchi ek dhaal ke ... dhaage ek rumaal ke ... dimple ek gaal ke

We all are birds on a single branch ... threads of the same napkin ... dimple of one cheek

Tum itna ooncha kyun bolti ho ... kauve khaye the kya bachpan mein?

Why do you speak so loudly ... did you eat crows in your childhood?

Yeh kanoon ke woh baap hai joh apni duty ko apni gaud mein jhula jhulakar, usse pyari pyari lori sunakar sula dete hai ... aur aapke noton ka pankha banakar usse thandi thandi hawa dete hai

He is that father of the law who cuddles his duty in his arms, sings a lullaby to put it to sleep ... and makes a fan out of your money bills to blow cold air on it

Tum jaise log na shaadi se pehle maine pyar kiya ... aur shaadi ki baat aayi toh yeh maine kya kiya

People like you say I love you before marriage ... and when it comes to marriage then you say what have I done

Hospital mein chloroform ki jagah agar tere kapde soongah diye ja na ... toh patient coma mein chala jayega

In the hospital instead of chloroform if we use your clothes to smell ... then the patient will go in coma

Isne tumhe dekha angle badal badalke ... aur tumne isse maara sandal badal badalke

He looked at you from different different angles ... and you hate him with different different sandals

Main iski daulat nikalna chahta hoon ... noton ki deewar banana chahta hoon ... us mein noton ki chhat, noton ki farsh, noton ke furniture, noton ka choola, noton ke bartan ... note pakayenge, note khayenge aur phir us mein hum note ki tarah chipak jayenge

I want to take his wealth ... I want to make a wall of money ... within that I want a roof of money, floor of money, furniture of money, stove of money, utensils of money ... we will cook money, we will eat money and then we will stick to it like money

Star banne ki recipe bahut hi simple hai ... ek cup Amitabh ka talent li jiye, usse barson dheemi aanch par rakhiye ... uske baad us mein aada cup Shahrukh ka charm mila di jiye ... usse ubaaliye ... uske baad us mein do chamach Aamir ki intensity, ek chamach Hrithik ka dance ... is sabko achchi tarah mix kar di jiye ... uske baad us mein Salman ke looks ka takda laga di jiye ... bas aapka superstar tayaar hai

The recipe to become a star is very simple ... take one cup of Amitabh's talent, and cook it on slow gas for years ... after that add half a cup of Shahrukh's charm to it ... and boil it ... after that add two spoons of Aamir's intensity, one spoon of Hrithik's dance ... and mix well all of that together ... after that temper it with the spicy looks of Salman ... and then your superstar is ready

Saanp ka kaata kam se kam mar toh jaata hai ... lekin aurat ka sataya na mar sakta hai, na jee sakta hai

A person bit from a snake atleast dies ... but a person troubled by a woman can neither die, nor live

Aap iske khandan ke baare mein nahi jaante ... iska par-dada 009, iska dada 008, iska baap 007 aur yeh zero zero chakka (006) hai

You don't know about his family ... his great grandfather was 009, his grandfather was 008, his father was 007 and he is 006 (eunuch)

Kab tak bolo chupi rahogi oh meri Asha ... maine padh li aaj tumhare naino ki basha

Asha tell me until when will you hide ... today I've read the language of your eyes

Yeh chehre ki rangat gulabi gulabi ... yeh mausam ki halat sharabi sharabi ... mera dil machalke keh raha hai ... something, something, something, something

Your pink coloured face ... this alcoholic condition of the weather ... my heart is jumping around and saying ... something, something, something, something

Tum gaye kya jag hua andha kuaan ... rail chhuti reh gaya keval dhuaan

The world became a dark well after you left ... and after the train left only the smoke was remaining