Shaadi ho gayi hai phir bhi boondiyan loot raha hai saala

Pressure aa gaya ... pressure aa gaya ... haai pressure aa gaya

Is baar angrezi mein Barack Obama ki maa bhi tumhe fail nahi kar sakti

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the chela and one for the kela

Bachpan se aaj tak maine kabhi Holi nahi kheli ... magar ab kheloonga khoon ki Holi

Kar jaye aisi ki taisi ... yeh kambakht ishq cheez hai hi aisi

Big man, strong man not making country strong ... woman strong, mother strong, sister strong then country strong

Dekh ke darr gaya ... ya darr ke dekh raha hai?

Oye faulad ki aulad

Music joh hai na woh haatho se nahi ... dil se bajhta hai

Mumbai police passport pe religion dekhkar goli nahi chalati ... criminal record dekhkar thokti hai

Janwaron ko tehzeeb sikha di hum insaano ne ... ab insaano ko insaaniyat sikhane ke din aa gaye hai

Ughta hua suraj aur bhaagta hua tees maar khan ... dono kabhi kisi ke haath nahi aate

Asli power dil mein hoti hai!

Pata nahin kis gali kis nukkad kis chaurahe par ... kis goli kis chaku par mera naam likha hai

Jin sar pe ho Waheguru ji ka haath ... woh banate hai London ko Dhobi Ghat

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Main paison ka aaisa multiplication karoonga ... ki dekhte dekhte aapke chehre pe joh smile hai uska subtraction ho jayega ... aapke dimaag ka division ho jayega ... aur meri zindagi mein aapki beti ka addition ho jayega

Sachche police officer ki vardi bhi apni duty nibhati hai

Main bure kaam zaroor karta hoon ... lekin waise nahin ki insaaniyat ko mujhpe sharm aa jaye