Main toh mar jaonga ... tera kya hoga Kaalia?

Jitna khoon mere haath se baha hai ... utna toh tune maa ka doodh bhi nahi piya hoga

Jis jhoot se ghar basta hai ... woh ghar, ghar nahi hota

Haath toh lagake dekhaoo tum mujhe ... mere saare lawyers tumko haath lagayenge sab jagah

You thinking I mad ... but mad only becoming famous

Main deserve karta hoon ki nahi yeh main nahi jaanta ... lekin meri family yeh chance zaroor deserve karti hai

Tum ladkiyan bhi na badi chalaak hoti ho ... jaanti sab ho lekin humse sunna chahti ho

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Chashme se leke joote tak saare brand nakli videshi hai ... par saala aadmi desi hoon

Phooti hui taqdeer aur tezz dimag bahut hi khatarnak combination ho sakta hai

Logon ke pairon mein chakkar hota hai ... mere dimaag mein hai

Shaant, lady Bheem, shaant

(Tum yeh jung jeet nahi sakte) - Jeet toh hum tab hi gaye the jab humne ladne ka faisla kiya tha ... baaki toh marna maarna hai ... chalta rahega

Yeh joh aap gareebon ka paisa khaate hai ... usse nikaalte kahan hai

Dene waala jab bhi deta hai ... sab kuch phad deta hai

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

Hickory dickory aane dock ... hoon karu chhu walk aane aa saaro kare chhe talk

Is desh ka sabse bada shraap hai bureaucracy

Kutton ki yaadash badi tezz hoti hai

Yeh lo khao ... aur apne bachcho ko bhi khilao ... taki woh hari bhari poty karen