Hum gareebon ke paas ek hi chaddar hoti hai ... joh aankh khuli rehne tak oodhi jaati hai ... aankh bandh ho jaane ke baad us hi ka kafan bana diya jaata hai

Koi bole Ram-Ram, koi khudaye, koi sevegosaiya, koi alaye ... rab ko manne ke tarike aur jagah alag alag ho sakte hai ... par rab ka ghar ek hi hota hai

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

Mehnat se sirf pasina nikalta hai ... paisa nahi

Haathon mein tera haath ho aur safar pe tera saath ho ... aankhon mein dalkar aankhen bin kahe hi saari baat ho

Main kuch bhi kar sakta hoon!

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

Mardo ka toh nature yeh hai ... ki unhe bachche joh hai, woh apne achche lagte hai ... aur biwiyan dosro ki achchi lagti hai

Jahan sau log milke aapki zindagi barbaad karte hai ... woh hai shaadi ... lekin jahan ek crore log milke sare desh ko barbaad karte hai ... woh hai corrupt sarkar

Joh mistake tune ki hai uski sazaa hoti hai ... maafi nahi

Bahut pehle maine seekha tha ki kisi bhi jagah duty join karo ... toh ek din pehle join karo ... asliyat bahar aa jati hai

Kismat ki bhi ek khasiyat hoti hai ... kismat ka paiya ghoomta hai na ... toh saare paase apne aap hi palat jaate hai

Tumhara yeh mendak sa mooh dekhkar hum samajh gaye the ke tum bahut phudkoge

Face hai bhola ... andar se bomb ka gola ... dil mein dhamaka kar gayi yaar

Seedhi tarah paisa de ... varna chaabi waala taala nahi seal waala taala lagaonga

Jis rishte ki buniyaad jhoot hai, fareb hai ... usse ret par bane mahal ki tarah dasna hi hoga

Rishvat nariyal jaisa ho gaya hai ... har kaam se pehle dono ka chaddava zaroori hai

Singh jahan pair rakhta hai ... woh ilaaka uska ho jaata hai

Everything is planned!

Aashiqon ne toh aashiqui ke liye Taj Mahal bana diya ... saala hum ek sandas na bana sake