Even the uniform of a true police officer fulfills its duty

Long ago I had learnt that wherever you join duty ... join a day earlier ... you'll come to know the truth

We humans have taught manners to animals ... now the days have come to teach humanity to humans

Life without you is no fun ... because I've turned into an orphan

With hard work only sweat comes out ... not money

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

The nature of men is that ... they like their own kids ... and they like others wives

God doesn't do all the work ... he leaves some work for devils like us

Give me the money without causing any trouble ... or else I'll use a seal lock and not a lock that uses a key

I will do such a multiplication of money ... that looking at that the smile on your face will get subtracted ... your mind will get divided ... and your daughter will get added into my life

Lovers have built the Taj Mahal for their love ... and I can't even build a single toilet

Right when I saw your frog like face, I understood that you'll jump a lot

Destiny has a speciality ... whenever the wheel of destiny spins ... then all the plans change automatically

Baa baa black sheep have you any balls ... yes sir, yes sir three footballs ... one for the coach, one for the assistant and one for the crotch

Some say hail Lord Ram, some say hail Allah ... there can be many different ways and places to believe in God ... but God has only one house

Everything is planned!

When 100 people get together and destroy your life ... that's called a marriage ... but where 1 crore people get together and destroy a country ... that's called a corrupt government

People have a swirl in their legs ... I have it in my mind

Calm down, strong lady, calm down

Wherever Mr.Singh puts his feet ... that area becomes his