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Johnny Lever
Johnny Lever

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# 41

Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi


There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

# 42

Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai


Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

# 43

Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha


First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person

# 44

Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?


Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

# 45

Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre


If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan

# 46

Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega


Put the cap of peace on your bottle of anger ... or else you'll blow up like a fire cracker

# 47

Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach


Hey you crocodile without water

# 48

Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad


Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

# 49

Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se


The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

# 50

Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai


She is my Laila ... I'm her Majnu ... if she is a blouse and then I'm her scarf ... if she is a flower then I'm her courtyard

# 51

Hum court mein dimaag se lade hai toh Baazigar ka Shah Rukh Khan hoon ... mukka laat se lade hai toh Judwaa ka Salman Khan hoon ... aur jazbaat se lade hai toh Sarfarosh ka Aamir Khan hoon


If I fight in the court with my brain then I'm Shah Rukh Khan from Baazigar ... if I fight with my hands and legs then I'm Salman Khan from Judwaa ... and if I fight with my emotions then I'm Aamir Khan from Sarfarosh

# 52

Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye


You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

# 53

Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai


The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up

# 54

Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon


I'm not a bone, I'm the real deal ... I am the father of my father ... and the place for getting divorce

# 55

Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile


The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

# 56

Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai


You shake even the best of the people ... and burn the hair in their nose

# 57

Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho


If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

# 58

Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai


The balder the man is, the more rich he is

# 59

Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge


We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

# 60

Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai


Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

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