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# 41
Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!
Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!
# 42
Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega
Put the cap of peace on your bottle of anger ... or else you'll blow up like a fire cracker
# 43
Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha
First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person
# 44
Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"
When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"
# 45
Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai
The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up
# 46
Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai
For rowdy Aslam, donation and business are both like his religion
# 47
Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai
You shake even the best of the people ... and burn the hair in their nose
# 48
Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho
If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing
# 49
Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se
The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter
# 50
Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile
The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile
# 51
Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye
I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect
# 52
Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon
I'm not a bone, I'm the real deal ... I am the father of my father ... and the place for getting divorce
# 53
Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre
If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan
# 54
Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad
Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed
# 55
Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach
Hey you crocodile without water
# 56
Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge
We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married
# 57
Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai
She is my Laila ... I'm her Majnu ... if she is a blouse and then I'm her scarf ... if she is a flower then I'm her courtyard
# 58
Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye
You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death
# 59
Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai
Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside
# 60
Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge
Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life
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