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Johnny Lever

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# 41
Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi
There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Shayari•Flowers & Trees•Comedy
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# 42
Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai
Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man

Janasheen

Men•Action•Life
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# 43
Ek toh hotel thanda, dhanda manda, upar se tu zaleel bandha
First of all there is no one in the hotel, the business is slow, and on top of that you're a humiliating person

Paying Guests

Business•Comedy
10
# 44
Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?
Where is this smell of perfume coming from?

Awara Paagal Deewana

Comedy
10
# 45
Woh Jackie Chan hai toh main Johnny Chan hoon ... woh Hong Kong hai toh main Hindustan hoon ... mujhe side nah de toh suicide hai ... mere left se bache toh right hai ... kai aaye kai marre, Johnny Chan se sabhi darre
If he is Jackie Chan then I am Johnny Chan ... if he is Hong Kong then I am India ... if you don't give me the side then it is suicide for you ... if you get away from my left then my right is there ... many came many died, everyone is scared of Johnny Chan

Janasheen

Comedy•Action•Poem
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# 46
Apne gusse ki botal pe shanti ka dhakan lagale ... nahi toh kisi phatake ki tarah udh jayega
Put the cap of peace on your bottle of anger ... or else you'll blow up like a fire cracker

Haqeeqat (1995)

Comedy
8
# 47
Abhe bagar pani ke magarmach
Hey you crocodile without water

Nayak

Animals & Birds•Comedy
8
# 48
Zindabad, murdabad ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... aaise mein yeh gareeb toh ho jaaye na barbaad
Long live, down down ... Hyderabad, Ahmedabad ... with these slogans a poor man will get destroyed

Jaanwar

Comedy•City & Places
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# 49
Petrol ka daam badta hai litre ke hisaab se ... auto waala kaise chalayega meter ke hisaab se
The rate of petrol rises based on litre ... then how can a rickshaw driver charge based on the meter

Aaghaaz

Shayari•Money•Comedy
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# 50
Yeh meri Laila hai ... hum inke Majnu hai ... yeh choli hai toh hum inke daaman hai ... yeh phool hai toh hum aangan hai
She is my Laila ... I'm her Majnu ... if she is a blouse and then I'm her scarf ... if she is a flower then I'm her courtyard

Heera Lal Panna Lal

Clothes & Shoes•Flowers & Trees•Romance
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# 51
Hum court mein dimaag se lade hai toh Baazigar ka Shah Rukh Khan hoon ... mukka laat se lade hai toh Judwaa ka Salman Khan hoon ... aur jazbaat se lade hai toh Sarfarosh ka Aamir Khan hoon
If I fight in the court with my brain then I'm Shah Rukh Khan from Baazigar ... if I fight with my hands and legs then I'm Salman Khan from Judwaa ... and if I fight with my emotions then I'm Aamir Khan from Sarfarosh

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Comedy
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# 52
Aap toh woh hai joh saare jahan ka khoon peekar bhi pyasa reh jaye ... maut toh kya yamraj ko bhi nighalkar bhooka reh jaye
You're the one who even after drinking blood of the entire world still remains thirsty ... and the one who still remains hungry even swallowing death and the god of death

Meri Biwi Ka Jawab Nahin

Shayari•Death•Comedy
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# 53
Aslam bhai ko joh raag patti deta hai na ... usko Aslam bhai malam patti deta hai
The one who acts smart with rowdy Aslam ... rowdy Aslam smashes him up

Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 54
Aap achche achchon ko hila daalte hai ... naak ke baal jala daalte hai
You shake even the best of the people ... and burn the hair in their nose

Hello Brother

Comedy
6
# 55
Main haddi nahi hoon hadda hoon ... apne daddy ka dadda hoon ... divorce karane ka adda hoon
I'm not a bone, I'm the real deal ... I am the father of my father ... and the place for getting divorce

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Comedy
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# 56
Bhai logon ka nikal jaata hai oil ... police ki bandh ho jaati hai file ... naam hai Munna mobile
The rowdy people are scared ... the file of the police gets closed ... my name is Munna mobile

Benaam

Rowdyism•Police•Comedy
5
# 57
Hasee nahi hai toh is duniya mein kuch bhi nahi hai ... haste raho, haste raho, haste raho
If there is no laughter then there is nothing in this world ... keep laughing, keep laughing, keep laughing

Fiza

Inspiration•Comedy
5
# 58
Aadmi jitna ganja hota hai, utna maaldaar hota hai
The balder the man is, the more rich he is

Kala Bazaar

Men•Comedy
5
# 59
Makkai ki roti sambhar se khayenge ... Dharmendra Hema ke mafit hum bhi shaadi banayenge
We will eat corn bread with lentil soup ... like Dharmendra and Hema we will also get married

Aaghaaz

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Marriage & Wedding
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# 60
Tareef us khuda ki jisne hum sabko banaya hai ... zara aapko yeda banaya, humko teda banaya hai
Praise the lord who has created all of us ... he has made you slightly mad and made me crazy

Hitler

Shayari•Religion & God•Comedy
4
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Singh Saab The Great
 Paisa Bolta Hai
Paisa Bolta Hai
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 Ek Do Teen (Male)
Ek Do Teen (Male)
Tezaab
 Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai
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 Neeche Phoolon Ki Dukan
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Aayi Hai Diwali
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 Hum Na Tode Phode
Hum Na Tode Phode
Boss
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Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya
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