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# 61

Yeh shaadi joh hai na woh public toilet hai ... jitne log bahar khade hai na, unko andar jaane ki jaldi hai ... joh log andar hai, unko bahar aane ki jaldi hai

Marriage is a public toilet ... the people standing outside, are eager to go inside ... and those who are inside, they are eager to come outside

Prem Kaa Game

Marriage & Wedding•Comedy
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# 62

Yeh drugs hai woh bimaari joh sab pe padhe bhaari ... aaj iski baari toh kal uski baari ... ab teri baari

Drugs is a disease that takes over everyone ... today it's his turn and tomorrow it'll be someone else's ... now it's your turn

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

Comedy
3
# 63

Mereko duniya ki nazar mein mat gira ... mubarak ho shaadi ki saalgirah

Don't make me fall in front of the eyes of the world ... congratulations on our wedding anniversary

Prem Kaa Game

Marriage & Wedding•Shayari•Comedy
3
# 64

Ek phool do maali ... din paali ki raat paali

One flower and two gardener's ... one for the day and one for the night

Padmashree Laloo Prasad Yadav

Flowers & Trees•Comedy
2
# 65

Aaj apna pehla mulaqat, khane ke liye daal bhat ... khana khale aaj mere saath, khana khale bill ka kya baat

Today is our first meeting, we have lentil rice to eat ... eat with me today and don't worry about the bill

Hum To Mohabbat Karega

Shayari•Food & Drinks•Comedy
2
# 66

Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ki tarah clear clear bata do ... varna itna maarenge ki zindagi bhar badan pe kapdon ki jagah dukh dabao lep lagakar ghoomoge

Tell me clearly like the Clinic all clear dandruff shampoo ... or else I'll beat you so much that instead of wearing clothes everywhere, you'll apply the pain killing balm for your entire life

Chalo Ishq Ladaaye

Comedy•Rowdyism
2
# 67

Abhe pain balm ... ghamorio ke saste powder!

Hey you pain balm ... cheap powder for rashes!

Chalo Ishq Ladaaye

Comedy•Rowdyism
2
# 68

Aye main Shankar dada ... baat karne nahi ka zyada ... poora ka poora aadmi ka kar doonga aadha

I'm Shankar the boss ... don't talk to much ... or else I'll make a full person into half

Jwalamukhi

Rowdyism•Comedy
2
# 69

Auron se poora fees leta hoon ... magar tum se pachas ki jagah tees leta hoon

I take full fees from others ... but from you I am taking 30 instead of 50

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Money•Comedy
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# 70

Aurat 420 nahi, 840 hai ... aur mera aurat malum hai 1680

Women are not 420 (cheaters), they are 840 ... and you know my wife is 1680

Miss 420

Women•Husband & Wife•Comedy
Play Video
1
# 71

Maine teri maang kya bhar di ... tu bhar-bharke maangti phir rahi hai

I got married to you ... and you are roaming around asking for everything

Prem Kaa Game

Comedy
1
# 72

Chokri samajh ke chhod raha hoon ... doobara nazar aayi na toh Sridevi ka poster bana ke deewar pe chipka doonga

I am leaving you since you are a girl ... but if I ever see you again then I'll make you into a poster of Sridevi and stick you on the wall

Benaam

Rowdyism•Comedy
1
# 73

Munna mobile kaan pe lagta hai, toh sab sun leta hai ... jab aankh ki TV kholta hai, toh sab dekh leta hai

When Munna mobile gets close to the ear, then he hears everything ... and when he opens the TV of his eyes, then he sees everything

Benaam

Comedy
1
# 74

Rishtey mein hum tumhare baap ke baap lagte hai ... aur naam hai Dadashah

I am your fathers father in relation ... and my name is Grandpa

Do Aankhen Barah Hath

Comedy
1
# 75

Ya habibi ... tu marega kabhi bhi

My beloved ... you will die any time

Badass Ravikumar

Comedy
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