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Johnny Lever
Johnny Lever

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# 21

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein


Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

# 22

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai


There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

# 23

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali


I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

# 24

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai


You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

# 25

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere


You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

# 26

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai


My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

# 27

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat


Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

# 28

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy


Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

# 29

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!


Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

# 30

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai


For rowdy Aslam, donation and business are both like his religion

# 31

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya


This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

# 32

Gareebon ke mooh mein zabaan hote hue bhi ... woh ameeron ki duniya mein goonge bankar jeete hai


Even though poor people have a voice in their throat ... still they live mute in the world of rich people

# 33

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"


When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

# 34

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai


When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

# 35

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar


I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

# 36

Tera ek ek aasoon mere liye bada bada samundar hai


Each and every tear drop of yours is a big ocean for me

# 37

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol


I'm Mr. Tolmol, I speak confusingly ... and I reveal everyone's secrets

# 38

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye


I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

# 39

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala


Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

# 40

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko


Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

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