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# 21

Ungli mat kar mere ko mohabbat ke beech mein ... nahi toh dafna doonga tere ko Juhu ke beach mein

Don't come in between me and my love ... or else I'll bury you in Juhu beach

Aaghaaz

Shayari•City & Places•Comedy
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# 22

Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai

There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness

Chori Chori Chupke Chupke

Adult•Comedy
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# 23

Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali

I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head

Hello Brother

Food & Drinks•Religion & God•Comedy
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# 24

Tu insaan nahi farishta hai ... cafe Barista hai

You are an angel not a human ... you are cafe Barista

Golmaal 3

Comedy
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# 25

Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere

You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly

Awara Paagal Deewana

Comedy•Food & Drinks
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# 26

Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai

My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that

Badal

Husband & Wife•Transportation•Comedy
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# 27

Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat

Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly

Awara Paagal Deewana

Comedy•Transportation
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# 28

Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy

Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy

Aaghaaz

Shayari•Parents•Marriage & Wedding
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# 29

Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!

Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!

Koyla

Animals & Birds•Rowdyism•Comedy
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# 30

Chande mein aur dhande mein Aslam bhai ke liye sab dharam samaan hai

For rowdy Aslam, donation and business are both like his religion

Love Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Karega

Business•Religion & God
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# 31

Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya

This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Money•Life•Comedy
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# 32

Gareebon ke mooh mein zabaan hote hue bhi ... woh ameeron ki duniya mein goonge bankar jeete hai

Even though poor people have a voice in their throat ... still they live mute in the world of rich people

Koyla

Drama
15
# 33

Jab pata na ho ki kahan hai engine ... na khareedo aaisi gaadi pyare Indian ... issi liye kehta hoon "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

When you don't know where is the engine ... then my fellow Indian don't buy that car ... and that's why I say "Be Indian, Buy Indian"

Haqeeqat (1995)

Transportation•Comedy•Patriotism
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# 34

Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai

When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman

Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiyaa

Food & Drinks•Women•Husband & Wife
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# 35

Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar

I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart

Aaghaaz

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
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# 36

Tera ek ek aasoon mere liye bada bada samundar hai

Each and every tear drop of yours is a big ocean for me

Aashiq

Sadness
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# 37

Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol

I'm Mr. Tolmol, I speak confusingly ... and I reveal everyone's secrets

Koyla

Comedy
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# 38

Is naari ki aaisi tarkari banata hoon ... ke sarkari gaadi mujhe izzat se lene aaye

I will smash this woman such that ... the government vehicle will come to pick me up with respect

Hadh Kar Di Aapne

Comedy•Government•Transportation
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# 39

Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala

Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail

Ishq

Shayari•Animals & Birds•Comedy
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# 40

Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko

Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap

Aaghaaz

City & Places•Comedy
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Songs - Johnny Lever
Hum Na Tode Phode
Hum Na Tode Phode
Boss
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Shaadi Karke Phas Gaya
Judaai
 Ladki Badi Anjaani Hai
Ladki Badi Anjaani Hai
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
 Main To Hoon Pagal
Main To Hoon Pagal
Baadshah
 Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai
Ghunghte Mein Chanda Hai
Koyla
 Neeche Phoolon Ki Dukan
Neeche Phoolon Ki Dukan
Joru Ka Ghulam
 Ek Do Teen (Male)
Ek Do Teen (Male)
Tezaab
 Mr. Lova Lova
Mr. Lova Lova
Ishq
 Daaru Band Kal Se
Daaru Band Kal Se
Singh Saab The Great
Aamdani Atthani Kharcha Rupaiya
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