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Johnny Lever

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# 21
Pyar mein aur photograph mein koi farak nahi hai ... dono andhere mein develop hote hai
There is no difference between love and photographs ... they both develop in darkness
# 22
Yeh toh underwear dost nikle
They turned out to be underwear (old) friends
# 23
Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti
Hey you tea powder of a soft headed mind
# 24
Thoda thoda karke peena chahiye na? ... aadha tum aadha main, dheere dheere
You should drink little little right? ... half you half me, slowly slowly
# 25
Aye hawai jahaj pack kar chal ... samaan mein baithke jaana hai fatafat
Hey you pack the airplane ... we have to sit in the luggage and go quickly
# 26
Maine tumhe samjha tha badam, nikle moongphali ... ab bol Jai Bajrang Bali aur todh us tapori ki nali
I thought you were an almond, but you turned out to be peanut ... now say Jai Bajrang Bali (pray to god) and break that rowdy persons head
# 27
Main tere saath lagane ko tayaar hoon saat chakkar ... kyun ki mera dil bechain hai tere dil se lene ko takkar
I'm ready to take seven rounds with you (around the holy fire) ... because my heart is restless to clash with your heart
# 28
Gareebon ke mooh mein zabaan hote hue bhi ... woh ameeron ki duniya mein goonge bankar jeete hai
Even though poor people have a voice in their throat ... still they live mute in the world of rich people
# 29
Gaadi mein aur biwi mein kya farak hai yaar ... chalte chalte gaadi bighad jaati hai, behte behte biwi bighad jaati hai
My friend there is no difference between a car and a wife ... a car goes bad as you drive it and a wife goes bad just like that
# 30
Main hoon Mr. Tolmol, baat karun main gol-gol ... khol doon main sabki pol
I'm Mr. Tolmol, I speak confusingly ... and I reveal everyone's secrets
# 31
Duniya yeh gol hai, andhar se hole hai, rupaiya ka mol hai, baki sab jhol hai ... income ho unda toh patni maare danda ... jeevan ki gaadi bhanvar mein hai, bada problem hai bhaiya ... kyun ki aamdani atthani, kharcha rupaiya
This world is round and there is a hole in it, money has value and everything else is a catch ... if your income is zero then your wife will hit you ... there is a big problem that the car of life is in a whirlpool ... because the income is 50 Paise and expenses are 1 Rupee
# 32
Na main hoon nikamma, na tu hai nikammi ... shaadi karke hum dono banenge daddy aur mummy
Neither I'm useless, nor are you useless ... we will get married and become daddy and mummy
# 33
Public garden mein phool hote hai, tum jaise kaante nahi ... factory mein bonus hota hai, aaise badhe badhe ghaate nahi
There are flowers in a public garden, not thorns like you ... and there is bonus in a factory, not big big losses
# 34
Ye perfume ki khushboo ki smell kidhar se aa rahi hai?
Where is this smell of perfume coming from?
# 35
Vapas karde mera meter mujhko ... nahi toh ek jhappad mein bhej doonga Punjab tujhko
Return my meter to me ... or else I'll send you to Punjab with one tight slap
# 36
Tera ek ek aasoon mere liye bada bada samundar hai
Each and every tear drop of yours is a big ocean for me
# 37
Abhe kamzor dil ke kabutar ... astabal ke khabeez!
Hey you weak heartened pigeon ... you wicked person of a stable!
# 38
Yeh malum hona chahiye ki mard kab peeta hai, kya peeta hai, kaise peeta hai ... yeh jaankari rakhna Bharatiya naari ka sabse important duty hai
When does a husband drink, what does he drink, how does he drink ... knowing this information is the most important duty of an Indian woman
# 39
Upar waale tera khel nirala ... kutte ki dumm ko seedha kar daala
Oh God your game is strange ... you've straightened a dogs crooked tail
# 40
Karate ho ke life ... dard se hi mard banta hai
Be it karate or life ... its pain that makes a man
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