Jab main phodna shuru karoonga na ... toh iski koi guarantee nahi hai ki kya kya phutega

Oye faulad ki aulad

Bina izzat ki bhaigiri ... matlab bina Meena Kumari ke Pakeezah

Main un logo ki gundagiri ko maut ki woh vardi pehnaonga ... jise kafan kehte hai, kafan

Ho aap vardi waale ... par aapke tevar hai gundo waale

Tere is post ka post mortem kar sakta hoon main ... abhi ke abhi ... zameen ke neeche rhenge waale keede jaisi haalat kar sakta hoon main teri ... abhi ke abhi ... aaisa interior decoration karoonga idhar ka, police station kam shamshan zyada lagega ... abhi ke abhi

Saare kaam bhagwan khud nahi karta ... kuch kaam hum jaise shaitano ke liye chhod deta hai

Izzat se jeene ka, kisi se darne ka nahi ... na police se, na MLA se, na mantri se, na bhadwon se, kisi ke baap se nahi darne ka

Itna todhunga na, ki akad nazakat mein badal jayegi

Aaj ke baad galat time pe phone kiya na ... toh aisi laat maarenge koole pe dimple nikaal denge tumhare

Aye biscuit, aur ek baar chapri bola na saale ... chai mein dubo dungi, idhar-hich dhila hoke tapak jayega

Bole toh ... khaneka, khujhaneka, batti bhujhaneka, soo janeka ... kya!

Pehle toh kisi ko chhedo nahi ... aur koi tumko chhede toh usko chhodo nahi

Kayde mein rahoge toh fayde mein rahoge

Saath mein kaam karega ... yah marega?

Ek ulte haath ki padegi na ... tere plastic surgeon ko bhi surgery ki zaroorat padegi

Maut se zyada ... maut ka darr kaam ka hai

Mera naam hai Bulla ... rakhta hoon khulla

Main tujhe itni jagah se khol doonga ... ke poore shehar ke mochi milke tujhe phir se sil nahi payenge

Hamare dhande mein maafi nahi chalti ... sirf luck chalti hai