Naam pooche se pehle diaper toh pehan lo ... saaf kya tumhara baap karega

Hum poore Calcutta ke ... poora Calcutta hamara

Singh jahan pair rakhta hai ... woh ilaaka uska ho jaata hai

Mumbai mein inka koi mandir nahi hai, lekin puja sabhi karte hain inki

Behetar hai tu apna iraada badal de ... nahin toh main tera naksha badal doonga

Abhe kum akal ki chai ki patti

Usse zyada dangerous aadmi poore underworld mein toh kya ... politics mein bhi nahi hai

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Jab main villain banta hoon na ... toh mere samne koi bhi hero tik nahi sakta

Bandook toh sirf shaunk ke liye rakhta hoon ... darane ke liye naam hi kaafi hai

Yeh tamancha kacha mein rakho babua ... Bihari hai hum ... thook ke maatham mein chhed kar denge

Apne dhande mein rishtey paalna achcha nahi hota ... zindagi ki kishtein kam ho jaati hai

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye

Mereko damaad thoda hatke chahiye ... aaisa jisko dekh ke public sadak pe se hat jave ... police station se police hat jave ... aur mahulle mein se bade se bada gunda phut jave

Abhe shuttlecock ke chitre

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Bhangi nakhu, todi nakhu, bhukko kari nakhu

Bheegi hui cigarette kabhi jalegi nahin ... aur yeh tay hain ki ... teri maut ki tarikh kabhi talegi nahin

Apun ke pass Bapu hai Mamu!