Mumbai mein inka koi mandir nahi hai, lekin puja sabhi karte hain inki

Duniya ko dikhata hoon ... ki dekho darro ... darro aur dekho

Usse zyada dangerous aadmi poore underworld mein toh kya ... politics mein bhi nahi hai

Hamare dhande mein maafi nahi chalti ... sirf luck chalti hai

Aye ujhdi hui riyasat ke rajkumar

Saala kharcha pani todh pani kare apun ... aur maal pani le jaye yeh saala

Apne dhande mein wohi jeetta hai ... joh pehla haath marta hai

Apun ke bheje mein saala chemical locha hai

Jab tak Tiger mara nahi ... tab tak Tiger haara nahi

Yeh tamancha kacha mein rakho babua ... Bihari hai hum ... thook ke maatham mein chhed kar denge

Hum toh outsourcing karte hai ... yamraj ke liye

Hum poore Calcutta ke ... poora Calcutta hamara

Log mera naam sunke terror mein aa jaate hai

Gundaraj ka khaatma wahi kar sakta hai ... joh state ka sabse bada gunda hai

Samne koi bhi ho ... main jhukega nahi

Apna dimaag, ghar ki ghanti aur phone on rakhna hamesha ... nahi toh hamesha ke liye off kar doonga tere ko

Jab Ajju bhai maarne pe aata hai toh gender nahi dekhta hai

Agar tu is ilaake mein nazar aaya ... toh teri talaash teri laash pe khatam hogi

Gun chalane ke liye finger mein nahi backside mein dum hona chahiye

Mereko damaad thoda hatke chahiye ... aaisa jisko dekh ke public sadak pe se hat jave ... police station se police hat jave ... aur mahulle mein se bade se bada gunda phut jave