Main zara romantic kisam ka aadmi hoon ... shaadi ke baad ishq karna toh chhod diya hai ... is liye biwi se romance karke kaam chala leta hoon

I am a slightly romantic person ... and I have stopped flirting after marriage ... that's why I live around by romancing with my wife

Aiye ji sunte ho aap bade woh hein

Hey listen you are very that

Pati patni aur woh ke khele mein ... woh toh saala us gap ka naam hai ... joh pati aur patni apne beech mein aa jaane dete hai, khud hi

In the game of husband, wife, and the other woman ... the other woman is the name of that gap ... which the husband and the wife create between them, by themselves

Achche pati mein achcha dost shayad na mile ... lekin achche dost mein achcha pati zaroor milta hai

May be you will not find a good friend in a good husband ... but you will definitely find a good husband in a good friend

Agar tumhare maathey ki bindiya aur maang ka sindoor, suhaag ki nishani nahi kalank hai ... toh mitta do isse

If the bindi on your forehead and the vermilion in the (hair) parting, is a sign of disgrace and not your husband ... then erase it

Customer toh God hi hota hai ... lekin biwi na Mata Rani hoti hai

Customer is God ... but a wife is Goddess

Auraton par kabhi yakeen mat karna ... mardon ke liye woh maut hoti hai ... kubool kare toh shohar banakar maarti hai ... thukra de toh deewana banakar

Don't ever trust women ... they are death for the men ... if they accept you then they will kill you as a husband ... and if not then as a lover

Doosre ka suitcase aur doosre ki biwi ko haath nahi lagana chahiye

One should not touch someone else's suitcase and someone else's wife

Jis tarah parayi biwi apne ghar mein laane se apni nahi ho jaati na ... ussi tarah paraya music apne desh mein bajane se apna nahi ho jaata hai

Just like by bringing a stranger's wife in your house, she doesn't become yours ... just like that by playing foreign music in our country, it doesn't become ours

Aaj ke zamane mein mard hona hi ek tragedy hai, tragedy ... apne mummy ke saamne wife se pyar se baat karo toh joru ka ghulam ... wife ke saamne mummy se pyar se baat karo toh maa ke pallu se banda hua ... apne bachon ko maaro toh nirdayi ... aur kuch na kaho toh laparwah ... poore din ghar ke bahar raho toh aawara .. ghar ke andar behto toh naakara ... apni Mrs. se job na karao toh shakki ... aur karvao toh biwi ki kamai khane wala ... yehi ladies ko by mistake haath bhi lag jaye toh hum zalim ... aur yehi ladies apunko peete toh hum nalle

It's a tragedy to be a man in today's world ... if you talk with your wife with love in front of your mother, then you're called a wife's slave ... if you talk with your mother with love in front of your wife, then you're called a mama's boy ... if you beat your kids, then you're called a cruel person ... and if you don't say anything to them, then you're called a careless person ... if you stay all day out of the house, then you're called a vagrant person ... and if you sit in the house all day, then you're called a useless person ... if you don't allow your wife to work, then you're called a suspicious person ... and if you allow your wife to work, then you're called a person who lives on his wife's money ... if you happen to even touch a woman by mistake, then you're called an evil person ... and if a woman beats us, then we're called a weak man

Biwi paas chahiye toh ghar mein sandas chahiye

If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house

Agni ke phere lene se koi bhi pati parmeshwar nahi ho jaata hai ... puja karvani ho toh parmeshwar banke dikhana padta hai

Just by going around the fire a husband doesn't turn into god .... if you want to be prayed then you'll have to become a god and show

Pita ka hukum manna beti ka farz hai ... lekin patni ko pati se alag rehne ka hukum agar bhagwan bhi de ... toh usse bhi thukra dena patni ka dharam hai

It is the duty of a daughter to obey her father's order ... but even if God gives an order to a wife to stay away from her husband ... then it is the religion of the wife to reject that order

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Oh my beloved wife, after 40 years of married life ... a husband can only fire a bullet at his wife ... he can't whistle at her

Tu woh mard ban gaya hai ... jiski aurat bachcha pehda karne ke liye padausi ke ghar mein jati hai

You have become that man ... whose wife goes to the neighbor's house for giving birth to a child

Yeh mere patti nahi hai ... patti parmeshwar hai

He is not my husband ... he is my God-husband

Tum woh badnaseeb aurat ho joh pati ke hote hue patni na ban saki ... aulad ke hote hue maa na ban saki ... nawasi ke hote hue nani na ban saki

You're that unfortunate woman who inspite of having a husband couldn't become a wife ... who inspite of having a child couldn't become a mother ... who inspite of having a grand-daughter couldn't become a grandmother

Khel khatam, paisa hazam ... sudar gaya khasam, khake kasam

The game is over, the money spent is worth it ... and the husband sweared and improved

Agar husband pyar karne wala ho ... toh wife ke haathon se banaya hua khaana tasty hota hai

If the husband wants to make love ... then the food made by the wife tastes good

Pati ke gunn dheere dheere pata chalna chahiye ... usse pyar dheere dheere bhadta hai

One should know her husbands talents slowly slowly ... with that love grows slowly slowly