Beti pati ke pallu se pallu bandhkar agni ke jitne phere leti hai ... baap ka haq utna hi gunah kam ho jaata hai ... aur pati ka haq utne hi gunah zyada

The number of rounds around the fire a daughter takes with her husband tying their scarfs together ... that much right of the father decreases ... and that much right of the husband increases

Abhe aye dhakan ... yeh phone ke andhar hi mooh daalke tereko aaisi gaali doonga na ... ki aakhe telephone exchange mein angaar lag jayegi

Hey you crazy ... I will put my face in the phone and curse you so badly ... that the entire telephone exchange will be on fire

Jhoot ki umar bahut kam hoti hai ... jhoot jiye char din aur sach jiye hazaar din

The life of lies is very less ... lies will live for 4 days and truth will live for 1000 days

Maine kya kya sapne dekhe the ... byah karke honeymoon karne Switzerland jaonga ... lekin ab toh zindagi mein na switzer hai, na land hai, na honey hai, na moon hai

I had dreamt that ... after getting married I'll go to Switzerland for a honeymoon ... but now in my life there is no switzer, there is no land, there is no honey, there is no moon

Yeh joh paisa hota hai na, iske paon nahi hote hai ... lekin paon waale se sau gunah zyada tezz bhaagta hai

Money has no legs ... but it runs 100 times faster than the people with legs

Main chota aadmi hoon ... mere pair zameen pe hai, mera sar mere kandhon par hai ... aur mere dimaag ke andhar meri aukaat tolne ka tarazu laga hua hai

I am a small person ... my legs are on the ground, my head is on my shoulders ... and there is a weighing scale in my head to weigh my status