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Original Lyrics
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English Translation
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| Om ... Om mangalam bhagwan Vishnu |
All auspiciousness to God Vishnu |
| Mangalam Garud dhwaja |
All auspiciousness to the Garuda flag |
| Mangalam pundarikaaksha |
All auspiciousness to the lotus flowered eyes |
| Mangalaya tano Hari |
And auspiciousness to Hari |
| Mangalam bhagwan Vishnu |
All auspiciousness to God Vishnu |
| Mangalam Garud dhwaja |
All auspiciousness to the Garuda flag |
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| Tauba main vyah karke pachtaya |
O God, I'm repenting getting married |
| Tauba main vyah karke |
O God, I'm repenting getting married |
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| Aa ha now listen to me carefully |
Aa ha now listen to me carefully |
| Mooh band rakh eyes khuli |
Keep your mouth shut and your eyes open |
| I am getting a mani pedi |
I am getting manicure pedicure done |
| Shopping for a dress |
Shopping for a dress |
| Ghar beth kaam kar |
Sit in the house and do some work |
| TV chhod, clean the mess |
Leave the TV, clean the mess |
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| Nagin jaisi zulfen thi, ab puri nagin woh |
Her hair was like a snake, but now she's a full snake |
| Haan nazarein mujhko aati everyday |
I visualize her in that avatar everyday |
| Thi chaand kabhi ab taare dikhlati hai everyday |
She was like the moon but now she shows me the stars everyday |
| Thi jaan meri ab jaan jalati hai ji everyday |
She was my life but now she ruins my life everyday |
| Tevar ban gaye zevar jis din se ghar aayi woh |
Her tantrums have become her adornments since the day she came in my house |
| Chalti madam khata thokar main |
Madam walks and I'm the one who stumbles |
| Ho rabba mere bahar sahib, ghar pe naukar main |
I'm a respectable man outside and a servant in the house |
| Dekho ji kaise ringmaster se ban gaya joker main |
Look, I've turned from a ringmaster into a joker |
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| Hai madam ka yeh tashan |
Madam behaves in such style |
| Main iska manmohan |
As if I'll always do whatever she wants |
| Main apne, main apne |
I've even started to |
| Main apne naam pe bhi haklaya |
I've even started to stammer taking my own name |
| Ho paape vyah karke |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Ho paape shaadi karke pachtaya |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Main vyah karke |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Ho paape shaadi karke pachtaya |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Main vyah karke haaye |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
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| Tell me, kahan mara tha bata de sach sach |
Tell me, where the hell were you |
| I hate your friend so much |
I hate your friend so much |
| Are you having a fling |
Are you having a fling |
| Bloody good for nothing |
Bloody good for nothing |
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| Ho raja ho maharaja, koi ho chahe sultan |
Be it a king or an emperor or a ruler |
| Biwi se darna zaroori hai |
It's necessary for him to be afraid of his wife |
| Yeh rooth gayi toh Ramayan mein jaise Kaikeyi hai |
If she gets upset then she can turn into Kaikeyi from Ramayana |
| Ab toh yeh meri life Mahabharat si ho gayi hai |
Now my life has become like the Mahabharata |
| Phantom chhodo, uski biwi chalta phirta pret |
Forget Phantom, his wife is a walking ghost |
| Pit pitke hi neela pad gaya man |
He's purple because he has been beaten up a lot |
| Hai ghar mein aake jaale saaf karta Spiderman |
Spiderman cleans his cobwebs when he comes home |
| Woh Hulk hai nanga kapde faade biwi din aur rain |
Hulk is bare chested since his wife rips his clothes off day and night |
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| Superman se kehti |
She tells Superman that |
| Super se upar nahi |
She won't accept anything but the best |
| Koi bhi, koi bhi |
Absolutely no one |
| Koi bhi isko na khush kar paya |
Absolutely no one has been able to please her |
| Ho paape vyah karke |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Ho paape shaadi karke pachtaya |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Main vyah karke |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Ho paape shaadi karke pachtaya |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
| Main vyah karke |
O brother, I'm repenting getting married |
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| Vada aaya husband hokar |
You take great pride in being a husband |
| Teri toh hai game over |
But now your game is over |
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