Biwi se sex maang le toh hum bikhari ... biwi ko sex na de toh hum atyachari ... aur kisi tarah jugaad lagake usse sex hasil karle na toh balatkari bhi hum hai

If we ask for sex from our wife then we're beggars ... if we don't give her sex then we're cruel ... and if we somehow hack our way into attaining sex from her then we're rapist as well

Stri ko apne pati ka saaya bankar rehna chahiye ... chahe sukh mein ho ya dukh mein

A woman should stay with her husband like a shadow ... be it in happiness or sadness

Achcha dost aur achcha pati ... kismat waalon ko hi milta hai

A good friend and a good husband ... only lucky people get them

Jab pati par kisi bala ka saaya par jata hai ... tab patni hi uski nazar utarti hai

When a troublesome shadow falls on a husband ... then it is the wife who protects him

Tu mera pati ... main teri patni ... bhar de meri maang ... nahi toh cheer doongi teri taang

You're my husband ... I'm your wife ... fill my hair parting with vermilion ... or else I'll tear apart your legs

Biwi ki aankhon mein pyar aur mashooka ke haathon mein hathyar ... sirf dikhave ke liye hota hai

Love in the eyes of a wife and a weapon in the hands of a girlfriend ... are both only for the purpose of showing

Sirf bistar par saath mein sona hi ek biwi ka farz nahi hai ... mann se mann milna chahiye

Just sleeping together on the bed is not the only duty of a wife ... the heart must connect with the heart

Premika banna bahut aasan hai ... biwi banna utna hi mushkil hai

The become a lover is very easy ... but to become a wife is very hard

Jaise hi fasal pak jaye toh rakhwaale ki zaroorat hoti hai ... vaise hi ladki jawan ho jaye toh gharwaale ki zaroorat hoti hai

Just like the crops need a protector once they ripen ... just like that a girl she needs a husband when she becomes young

Mujhe toh nihayati khurrat plus kamini honhaar biwi chahiye

I want a truly shrewd, bitchy and smart wife

Yeh biwiyan mangalsutra pehente hi Kamasutra kyun bhool jati hai

Why do wives forget Kamasutra after wearing the wedding necklace

Yeh roz subah jaldi uthte hai murge ki tarah ... phir aada adhoora khate hai kauve ki tarah ... phir breakfast karte hai bandar ki tarah ... phir office ko daudte hai ghode ki tarah ... phir kaam karte hai gadhe ki tarah ... phir ghar aakar daru peete hai machli ki tarah ... phir mujhpe bhaunkte hai kutte ki tarah ... phir khana khate hai magarmach ki tarah ... aur uske baad taange phaila ke soo jaate hai bhainso ki tarah ... dekho kaise ghoor rahe hai ulle ki tarah

He wakes up early everyday like a cock ... then he eats little bit here and there like a crow ... then he eats breakfast like a monkey ... then he runs to the office like a horse ... then he works like a donkey ... then he comes homes and drinks alcohol like a fish ... then he barks on me like a dog ... then he eats dinner like a crocodile ... then after that he spreads his legs and sleeps like a buffalo ... and now look, he's staring at me like an owl

Raaz chahe pati ka ho ya patni ka ... agar usse dono ke beech khol diya jaye toh badapan hota hai ... aur chupaya jaye toh dokha hota hai

Whether the secret is about the husband or the wife ... it is greatness if it opens up between them ... and it is betrayal if it is hidden

Pati toh sabhi ko mil sakta hai ... lekin achcha insaan kisi kisiko milta hai

Everyone finds a husband ... but only a few find a good person

Cellphone patni ke jaise hai ... na ho toh chale nahi aur hai toh khush nahi

A cellphone is like a wife ... you can't live without one and you're not happy when you have one

Biwi bhi ek ajeeb tarah ki pehli hai ... saal bhar miya ko pareshan karke jeene nahi deti ... aur Karva Chauth ka vrat rakh ke marne nahi deti

A wife is a strange riddle ... the whole year she troubles her husband and doesn't let him live ... and then she keeps the auspicious fast and wishes for his long life

Ek bachcha anath ashram mein palkar bada ho sakta hai ... baap mar jaye toh maa ke sahare jee sakta hai ... lekin ek aurat ka pati chala jaye toh woh kiske sahare aur kaise jeeti hai ... woh takleef main samajhta hoon

A child can grow living in an orphanage ... he can live with the support of his mother if his father dies ... but if the husband of a woman goes away then the support on which she lives and how she lives ... I understand that pain

Mard chahe jitne bhi chakkar chala le chalta hai ... lekin jab biwi ka chakkar chalta hai na ... toh hamare joh mard hai woh chakkar khake gir jaate hai

No matter how many affairs a man has, it is fine ... but when the wife has an affair ... then the men swirl and fall down

Aaisi jagah laat marenge na ... ki poori zindagi apni aurat ke paas jaane se gabrayega

I will kick you in such a place that ... for the entire life you will be scared of going to your wife

Miya biwi ke romance ko censor board bhi nahi kaat sakta

Even the censor board cannot cut the romance between a husband and a wife