Mauka jitna chota shabd hai na ... utni hi derr ke liye aata hai

Sanskaron ka baandh bahut mazboot hota hai ... yeh milta hai pyar se, pariwar se aur desh se

Aadmi khane se gareeb hota hai, kapdon se gareeb hota hai ... lekin agar vicharon se gareeb ho na ... toh woh uski apni galati hoti hai

Saintalis ke pehle angrez jaan le rahe the ... saintalis ke baad angrezi jaan le rahi hai

Aasman paane ka khwab dekho ... suraj toh mil hi jayega

Politics is the most lucrative business

Logon ko woh do joh unhe chahiye ... aur unse woh lo joh hum mein chahiye

Main chahta hoon ki is duniya mein sirf ek hi currency ho ... aur uske saare note mere paas ho

Yeh hamburger aayega jayega ... magar yeh samosa hamesha rahega