Zindagi gol-gappe jaisi haundi hai ... pet bhale hi bhar jave, mann nahi bharta

Aaj ka seedha ka seedha funda ... char aane ki mehnat, barah aane ki marketing ... kyun ki joh marketing karle na, uska vichaar bik jaata hai ... aur joh na kare, uska achaar bhi nahi bikta

Ek khuddar aadmi ke liye jail se badi saza hoti hai sasural ki roti todna

Makhan lagane wale haathon mein chhuri zaroor hoti hai

Desi aur angrezi mein kitna farak hota hai ... desi jaldi chadti hai, foran utarti hai ... aur angrezi chadti hai toh bas chadhi rehti hai

Samaj mein do tarah ka log hota hai ... ek joh paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti kamata hai ... aur ek joh khoon paseena bahakar apna haq ka roti cheen leta hai

Joh khaye gud aur chana ... woh rahe sada bana

Aaj kal ka pyar confusing hai ... it's like a cheese chinese schezwan masala dosa

Vadam vadam par likha hai khane wale ka naam ... aur kadam kadam par likha hai aage badne wale ka naam

Aadhi roti khayenge, Indira ko layenge

Jab dekho mooh utha ke shaadi karne nikal padta hai tu ... meri advice maan koi aashiqon wali harkatein karle ... phool leja, chocolate hai ... koi baat, koi mulaqat ... seedhe suhagraat

Vahini ko dekh kar pata chalta hai aap sher jaise kyun ghoomte hai ... aap power hai toh woh aapka super power hai ... aap vada hai toh woh aapka pav hai ... aap iPhone hai toh woh aapka charger hai

Mohabbat ka chewing gum mat phulao ... phatenga toh apne munh pe hi laafa aayenga

Sabzi tarkari garam garam ... arre malik kare hazam hazam

Aap jaisi ladki ka haath lagna matlab ... ek kilo doodh mein se dus kilo paneer ka nikalna

Doodh phatne ka gham woh manata hai jisse paneer banana nahi aata

Hum Punjabiyon ke paas aur hai hi kya ... ek emotions, ek paneer

Gobar deto ho aur expect karte ho cake samajhke kha loon

Woh doodh hai toh main khatta nimbu ... phatt ke na zindagi ka paneer ban gaya hai

Coffee ya dinner, jisse bhi bhare tumhara pet ... can we go on a date?