Agar mere bhai ko kuch hua na ... toh kasam hamare baap ki ... tumhare desh ko is duniya ke nakshe se mitta dunga

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Na main Dilli waala, na main CBI waala ... ek behen ka bhai, ek maa ka beta ... himmatwala!

Fail hona aur padhai na karna ... hamare khandaan ki parampara hai

Yeh kaam bhi kitni chalu cheez hai na ... jab kaam ko time chahiye hota hai toh family adjust karti hai na ... aur jab family ko time chahiye toh kaam ko toh adjust karna padega

Tumhara pariwar hai ya mobile network ... jahan jaate hai wahan pahunch jaata hai

Dhande mein koi kisika bhai nahi, koi kisika beta nahi

Arre kaka main toh kaka ban gaya

Uncle aunty ki shaadi ... sunne mein kitna odd lagta hai

Pyar dhan, daulat, khandan nahi ... sirf dil dekhta hai

The family that prays together, eats together ... stays together

Tere khandaan mein maarne ka rivaj hai kya?

Teri hi mitti par tere khandaan ke saath tujhe mitti mein milaonga

Bhabhijaan, aap hum mein apnaye na apnaye ... hum aapko mooh dikhayi mein mile hai

Ghar waalon ke aasoon pochne ka ek hi tarika hai ... ki hamare aasoon nahi nikle

Apno ki keemat sapno se zyada hoti hai

Neeche tumhari aunty bahut se uncles ko lekar aayi hai

Baap mera, bhai mera, maa meri .... badla bhi mera hoga

Jab tak ek bhai bol raha hai, ek bhai sun raha hai ... jab ek mujrim bolega, ek police officer sunega

Marne se pehle main chahta hoon ke mere pariwar ke saath ek family photo ho ... jiske neeche title hoga "Kapoor and Sons", since 1921