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# 301

Mere mooh mat lagna ... main sehat ke liye bahut hanikarak hoon

Stay away from me ... I am injurious to health

R Rajkumar

Sonu Sood

Comedy
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140
# 302

Kya tum mantally challenged ho my bwoy?

Are you mentally challenged my boy?

Zindagi Na Milegi Dobara

Farhan Akhtar

Comedy
140
# 303

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

Kal Ho Naa Ho

Saif Ali Khan

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
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140
# 304

Arre jab Dharmendra aur Sunny Deol lad rahe hai ... toh Bobby Deol kya karega

When Dharmendra and Sunny Deol are fighting ... then what will Bobby Deol do

Yamla Pagla Deewana

Bobby Deol

Comedy
140
# 305

Khaas samay par khaas kaam ke liye khaas insaan ko dhoond lena meri khaasiyat hai

It is my speciality to find the right person for the right job at the right time

Baaz: A Bird in Danger

Jackie Shroff

Comedy•Time
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139
# 306

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a Punjabi mother-in-law

2 States

Arjun Kapoor

Family•Comedy
Play Video
139
# 307

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Sorry wrong finger

Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi

Shahrukh Khan

Adult•Comedy
139
# 308

You have bloody piles in your brains

You have bloody piles in your brains

Housefull 2

Rishi Kapoor

Comedy
138
# 309

Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar

Bloody don't try to take your beggars face and fight with the emperor of crime

Loha

Mohan Joshi

Crime•Comedy
136
# 310

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Shayari•Comedy
135
# 311

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

You'll get God's sacrament in the temple ... not in a garage

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Religion & God
135
# 312

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Transportation•Comedy
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134
# 313

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Housefull 2

Ranjeet

Shayari•Adult•Comedy
134
# 314

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

Raabta

Sushant Singh Rajput

Adult•Comedy
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133
# 315

Woh aake gire hum pe bijli ke khambe ki tarah ... khuda ki kasam current kha ke mazaa aa gaya

She feel on me like a light pole ... I swear on God I enjoyed it like a current

Dil

Aamir Khan

Shayari•Comedy
133
# 316

Post sirf address ki wajah se nahi aata ... landmark ki wajah se aata hai ... aur is landmark ko pincode toh kya ... stamp ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai

A post gets delivered not just because of the address ... it's delivered due to a landmark ... and my landmark doesn't need a pincode ... and not even a stamp

K.G.F: Chapter 1

Unknown

Comedy
132
# 317

Tu bahut aage jayega ... kyun ki tu jahan bhi jayega na ... log bolenge chal beta aage bhad

You will go very forward in life ... because wherever you'll go ... people will say that, come on move ahead and go away

Baaghi: A Rebel For Love

Shraddha Kapoor

Comedy
132
# 318

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Today also you want to watch an adult film and wet your loincloth ... or do you want to get wet completely today

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Ranveer Singh

Adult•Clothes & Shoes•Comedy
132
# 319

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Grandma is savoury and grandpa is naughty ... how long will I stay at my parents place, I have to go to Ram's house

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Deepika Padukone

Shayari•Family•Comedy
129
# 320

Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai

Just like "saboot" is called proof in English ... the roof of the house is called "chhat" ... just like that in every language people like you are called fools

Main Tera Hero

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy•House
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