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# 301

Arre jab Dharmendra aur Sunny Deol lad rahe hai ... toh Bobby Deol kya karega

When Dharmendra and Sunny Deol are fighting ... then what will Bobby Deol do

Yamla Pagla Deewana

Bobby Deol

Comedy
137
# 302

Banta nahi hero muscle yah metal parts se ... banta hai aur mitta hai superhero sirf apne heart se

A hero is not made from muscles or metal parts ... a superhero is made and perished only by his heart

Ra.One

Shahrukh Khan

Shayari•Inspiration•Comedy
136
# 303

Woh Rambo ka baap hai, Terminator ka chacha hai, Rocky ka dadu hai aur Bruce Lee ka nana hai ... last action hero hai woh

He is Rambo's father, Terminator's uncle, Rocky's grandfather and Bruce Lee's mom's dad ... he is the last action hero

Wanted

Unknown

Family•Comedy•Action
136
# 304

Khaas samay par khaas kaam ke liye khaas insaan ko dhoond lena meri khaasiyat hai

It is my speciality to find the right person for the right job at the right time

Baaz: A Bird in Danger

Jackie Shroff

Comedy•Time
Play Video
134
# 305

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a Punjabi mother-in-law

2 States

Arjun Kapoor

Family•Comedy
Play Video
133
# 306

Abhe oh ujhdi hui riyasat ke lutte huye sultan

Hey you broken ruler of a ruined kingdom

Ishq

Aamir Khan

Rowdyism•Royal•Comedy
133
# 307

Shakal se to bidi ke kharkhane ka mazdoor lagta hai ... saala choosa hua aam

From his face he looks like a laborer from a cigarette factory ... bloody sucked mango

Andaz Apna Apna

Aamir Khan

Comedy•Food & Drinks
Play Video
133
# 308

Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

Kal Ho Naa Ho

Saif Ali Khan

Shayari•Comedy•Romance
Play Video
133
# 309

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Humshakals

Ritesh Deshmukh

Adult•Transportation•Comedy
Play Video
131
# 310

Post sirf address ki wajah se nahi aata ... landmark ki wajah se aata hai ... aur is landmark ko pincode toh kya ... stamp ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai

A post gets delivered not just because of the address ... it's delivered due to a landmark ... and my landmark doesn't need a pincode ... and not even a stamp

K.G.F: Chapter 1

Unknown

Comedy
130
# 311

Tu bahut aage jayega ... kyun ki tu jahan bhi jayega na ... log bolenge chal beta aage bhad

You will go very forward in life ... because wherever you'll go ... people will say that, come on move ahead and go away

Baaghi: A Rebel For Love

Shraddha Kapoor

Comedy
130
# 312

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

Chashme Baddoor (2013)

Divyendu Sharma

Shayari•Comedy
130
# 313

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

You'll get God's sacrament in the temple ... not in a garage

Hera Pheri (2000)

Paresh Rawal

Comedy•Religion & God
130
# 314

Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar

Bloody don't try to take your beggars face and fight with the emperor of crime

Loha

Mohan Joshi

Crime•Comedy
129
# 315

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

Raabta

Sushant Singh Rajput

Adult•Comedy
Play Video
128
# 316

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Housefull 2

Ranjeet

Shayari•Adult•Comedy
127
# 317

Raja ka beta bhale hi nanga pehda ho ... magar hota woh rajkumar hi hai

So what if the son of a king is born naked ... he still is a prince

The Xpose

Himesh Reshammiya

Royal•Comedy
Play Video
126
# 318

Woh aake gire hum pe bijli ke khambe ki tarah ... khuda ki kasam current kha ke mazaa aa gaya

She feel on me like a light pole ... I swear on God I enjoyed it like a current

Dil

Aamir Khan

Shayari•Comedy
126
# 319

Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai

Just like "saboot" is called proof in English ... the roof of the house is called "chhat" ... just like that in every language people like you are called fools

Main Tera Hero

Saurabh Shukla

Comedy•House
125
# 320

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Grandma is savoury and grandpa is naughty ... how long will I stay at my parents place, I have to go to Ram's house

Goliyon Ki Raasleela Ram-Leela

Deepika Padukone

Shayari•Family•Comedy
125
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