Laal mere dil ka haal hai ... lagta tumpe kamaal hai ... yeh tofha nahin sawaal hai ... kya Subhash Ghai ki picture Taal hai?

Utha le re baba, utha le ... mereko nahi re, in dono ko utha le

Arre jab Dharmendra aur Sunny Deol lad rahe hai ... toh Bobby Deol kya karega

Punjabi mother-in-law se khatarnak kuch bhi nahi hota hai is duniya mein

Kya tum mantally challenged ho my bwoy?

Sorry ji, galat ungli ho gayi

Khaas samay par khaas kaam ke liye khaas insaan ko dhoond lena meri khaasiyat hai

You have bloody piles in your brains

Saala fakiron ka chehra lekar jurm ke shahenshah se ladne ki koshish mat kar

Ibtada-e-ishq hai, rota hai kya ... toilet paper hai, dhota hai kya?

Devi ka prasad mandir mein milta hai ... garage mein nahin

Don't fear come near ... put my jawani ka scooter in third gear

Dine, wine, maaro me line ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Main na ek bahut achhe ghar ka shareef launda hoon ... lekin mujhe tujhe aise dekh ke na woh dirty wale ashleel khayal aate hai

Woh aake gire hum pe bijli ke khambe ki tarah ... khuda ki kasam current kha ke mazaa aa gaya

Post sirf address ki wajah se nahi aata ... landmark ki wajah se aata hai ... aur is landmark ko pincode toh kya ... stamp ki bhi zaroorat nahi hai

Tu bahut aage jayega ... kyun ki tu jahan bhi jayega na ... log bolenge chal beta aage bhad

Aaj bhi nangi picture dekh ke dhoti gili karoge ... aaj toh poore bheeg lo

Namkeen nani, naughty nana hai ... maike kab tak rahoongi, Ram ke ghar jana hai

Jaise English mein saboot ko proof kehte hai ... ghar ki chhat ko roof kehte hai ... vaise hi har language mein aap jaison ko bewakoof kehte hai