Hey you black clothing hanging on a hanger

A hero is not made from muscles or metal parts ... a superhero is made and perished only by his heart

There is nothing more dangerous in this world than a Punjabi mother-in-law

Don't fear come near ... put the scooter of my youth in third gear

Six days and the girl is in ... only six days!

It's the beginning of love, why do you cry ... there is toilet paper, do you want to wipe with that?

From his face he looks like a laborer from a cigarette factory ... bloody sucked mango

Sorry wrong finger

A post gets delivered not just because of the address ... it's delivered due to a landmark ... and my landmark doesn't need a pincode ... and not even a stamp

You will go very forward in life ... because wherever you'll go ... people will say that, come on move ahead and go away

Hey you broken ruler of a ruined kingdom

Red is the condition of my heart ... it looks good on you ... this is a question not a gift ... is Taal, Subhash Ghai's movie?

You'll get God's sacrament in the temple ... not in a garage

She feel on me like a light pole ... I swear on God I enjoyed it like a current

Bloody don't try to take your beggars face and fight with the emperor of crime

Just like "saboot" is called proof in English ... the roof of the house is called "chhat" ... just like that in every language people like you are called fools

So what if the son of a king is born naked ... he still is a prince

I'm a nice guy from a very good family ... but I get naughty and dirty thoughts when I see you in this way

Dine, wine, and hit on a girl ... I am free after nine ... place is yours or mine?

Men are many, but money is money!