Agar har rishtey ki ek umar hoti ... toh hamare rishtey ki umar humse thodi si zyada hoti

If every relationship had an age ... then our relationship would live slightly longer than us

Tujh jaise doston ki wajah se life insurance ka ijaad hua tha ... ki bhai sahab life aapki le na le, aise haraamkhor dost zaroor le lenge ... karva lo policy

Life insurance was invented because of friends like you ... because if life doesn't screw you, then your bastard friends will definitely screw you ... so do get a policy

Bande ki zindagi mein na woh ek bhayanak pal hota hai ... jis mein uska mann kar jaata hai ki shaadi kar loon ... agar woh us ek pal ko bina kuch kiye guzar jaane de na ... life set ho jaati hai

In a man's life comes a dangerous moment ... in which his heart feels like he should get married ... but if he allows that one moment to pass by without doing anything ... then his life becomes set

Dosti aur pyar ka farak pata hai tujhe ... hum doston ko dil mein bithate hai aur pyar ko singhasan pe

Do you know the difference between friendship and love ... we place our friends in our heart and we place our love on a throne

Bandi tere past mein itna interest tabhi dikhayegi jab woh tere future mein interested hogi

A woman will only show interest in your past if she's interested in your future

Jab dekho mooh utha ke shaadi karne nikal padta hai tu ... meri advice maan koi aashiqon wali harkatein karle ... phool leja, chocolate hai ... koi baat, koi mulaqat ... seedhe suhagraat

You're always in a rush to get married ... listen to my advice and do something that lovers do ... take flowers or chocolate ... meet her, have a conversation ... don't just jump straight to the wedding night

Jiske tere jaise dost ho na ... woh dushman ke ghar shift ho jaye, wohi behtar hai

If one has a friend like you ... then it's better that he should shift to his enemy's house

Pyar shabd jive marzi boliya jave ... sunan vich unha hi sona lagda hai

No matter how you say the word love ... it always sounds just as sweet