Sara shehar mujhe lion ke naam se jaanta hai

Hum toh ghante hai lekin woh khatre ki ghanti hai ... saali China ka maal hai nah guarantee hai na warranty hai

Yeh Bambai bhale hi Kumkum se Kimi Katkar ho gayi hai ... par aaj bhi aankhen bandh karke tumhe aadhi Bambai ghuma sakta hoon

Yeh mulk toh meri maa hai ... aur Mumbai shehar meri mashooka

Badi kamai bade sheharon mein hoti hai

Bahut dino baad Bambai ne mujhe apni baahon mein bulaya hai ... ab dekhna yeh hai ke woh gale lagati hai ... yah phir gala kaatti hai

Kehne ko yeh shehar hai, sirf kehne ko ... par idhar jungle ka kanoon chalta hai

Shehar mein koi aaisa raasta, koi chowk, koi aasia naka nahi bacha tha ... jahan par katilo ne hum par goliyo ki barsaat na ki ho

Jhansi aap bhi chahte hai aur main bhi ... farak sirf itna hai ... aapko raj karna hai aur mujhe apno ki seva

Mai Hyderabad ki potti ... aankhan nikaal ke goti khelti goti

Jeena toh Bambai mein ... marna toh Bambai mein

Wagah naam hai mera ... kyun ki na hoon main Hindustan ka, na Pakistan ka ... bas joh player game badal paaye hai ... peeche padh jaata hoon uski jaan ka

Bambai mein ek hi kaam ho riya ... khao vada pav, bhajjiya ... bolo Ganpati Bappa Morya

Ek chumma tu mujhko udhar dede ... badle mein Middlesex Trafalgar Square lele

Yahan ki pani puri, poore Mumbai mein world famous hai

Badhe sheharo ki hawa aur chote sheharo ka pani ... bada khatarnak hota hai

Hasratein Lucknow, basratein Kanpur ... surmayi hai Bareilly, aur kaatilana hai Rampur

Bambai chalti do cheezon par hai ... ek luck, doosri local

Gooooood mooooorning, Muuuuuumbaaaai!

Meerut ka hoon ... apni aukaat pe aa gaya na, toh gand ka Gurgaon bana doonga