Waqt ek parinda hai ... aur woh us hi ke saath hai joh zinda hai

Politics sher ki sawari hai ... ek baar utar gaye toh jaan se bhi haath dho behetoge

Saalon se tayaar kiye gaye ghode daud nahi paate ... aur kabhi kabhi langde ghode bhi race jeet jaate hai

Agar tum dono ne pehle din hi jhoote pati ka patta pehan liya na ... toh sari zindagi bow-bow bhi karte rahoge na ... toh meow-meow hi sunai dena hai

Doodh dhari gaiyaan ki lattiyan aur bin byaahi chokariyan ki battiyan ... toh sehni hi padegi

Main panchi hoon ... choti choti udhane bharti panchi ... woh udhne ke bahane doondhti panchi ... main panchi hoon ... kismat ki ek ajeeb dastaan sunati panchi ... apne haathon se apne pankhon ko kaantne ki kahani sunati panchi ... halaat ka ek alag hi aks dikhati panchi ... panchi ki kahani sunati panchi ... main panchi hoon

Main kanoon ka woh ajgar hoon joh dasta nahi ... nighal jaata hai

Aaisa dimak bankar khaonga ki kab tootta, kab bhikra aur kab tabah hua ... teri parchaiyon ko bhi pata nahi chalega

Akal shakal ke chakkar mein, jurm na ho sangeen ... hum toh mast vanar hai, kabhi na ho gangeen

Har kadam par ek kutta milega tumhe ... par tum chaho toh woh tumhara nahi, tum uska istamal kar sakti ho

Bus mein tel jalta hai aur taange mein janavar ka khoon jalta hai

Mere jaal mein aayi hui chidiya udh nahi sakti ... kyun ki main uske par katar deta hoon

Hum log ki race mein ghoda bhaagta hi nahi hai ... girata hai

Chicken aur chicks ... the two "Meows" of life

Jinko aata tha gussa kutte pe kabhi ... unko kutte pe pyar aata hai abhi

Is desh mein insaaf kachhue ki chaal chalta hai

Chudeil ... keede pade tere mooh mein

Tum humein kya haraoge ... arre tumhare Pakistan mein itne log nahi, jitne hamare yahan Eid par bakre kaate jaate hai

Rishwat se sirf insaan kabu mein aate hai ... ghode paseene mein bahaduri aur wafa ki mehak se

Jab tak sher apni kahani nahi sunayega ... tab tak aapko shikari ki kahani par hi yakeen aayega