Our system has become like a kids diaper ... somewhere it's a little wet and somewhere it's a little loose

Bureaucracy is the biggest curse of this country

Here eat ... and feed your kids also ... so that they can do lot of poty

I'll definitely catch you ... and I'll leave you after catching you ... I'll leave a bullet from my side and you my friend leave your life

If you want your wife along your side, then you must have a toilet in your house

Every friday when a film releases ... then with that a government officer will also be released ... either from corruption, or from the world

I don't do any work by coincidence

I said hello to you in the language of ears

I didn't study at IIT (Indian Institute of Technology) ... but IIT did study me

Be scared of God ... he has the biggest bullet which gets fired anytime

Dogs have a very sharp memory

The amount of hatred this country has for Kasab ... we have the same amount of respect for Abdul Kalam

My machine's job is not to earn millions ... it's job is to be useful for millions

La la lullabies ... come in my arms you fair girl

Sometimes to catch a criminal ... you have enter in a no entry

Money can make one man smile ... but a good deed can make many women smile

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... come on get your meter down, meter down, meter down

The government departments have made the life of a common man like a newspaper ... the morning starts with turning on the toilet seat and by night it is found somewhere in the corner as scrap

Many things are like this chewing gum ... until they stay in the mouth it feels good ... and when they come out they become a problem

I will treat every woman as my sister-in-law and every girl as my sister ... except you