I not study IIT ... but IIT study me

Logon ke yahan Laajvanti, Gunvanti, Bhagvanti aati hai ... mere yahan Kharchvanti aa gayi hai

Zindagi ke kisi bhi modh par, kisi bhi halaat mein ... tum mera saath nibhaogi

Is desh mein jitni nafrat Kasab ke liye hai ... utni hi izzat Kalam ke liye hai

Money making one man smile ... good doing many women smile

Mujhe dard se takleef nahi hoti ... par purani yaadon se bahut takleef hoti hai

Mangetar ek aaisi suvidha hai jisse woh har sukh milta hai joh hum mein biwi se milta hai ... lekin biwi se joh dukh milta hai woh hum mein mangetar se zara sa bhi nahi milta

Desh se door rehta hoon ... lekin desh ko apne dil ke kareeb rakhta hoon

Darye us bhagwan se ... sabse badi goli hoti hai uske paas joh bewaqt chalti hai

Ek baimaan ki aankhen band karo ... toh baaki saare baimaano ki aankhen apne aap khul jaati hai

Har friday jab ek film release hoti hai ... us hi ke saath hi ek sarkari officer bhi release hoga ... ya toh corruption se, ya duniya se

Raat ki samasya ... insaan ko raat ko hi suljhani chahiye

Kaan-puriya bhasha mein hello bole hai hum tumka

Tumko toh saala hum pakdenge ... aur phir pakad ke chhod denge ... hum goli chhodenge aur lala tum zindagi chhod dena

Half hour man bleeding like woman ... they straight dying

London bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down ... chal karde apne meter down, meter down, meter down

Hamara system bachon ke diaper ki tarah ho chuka hai ... kahin thoda geela aur kahin se thoda dheela

Kanoon saboot ka mohtaj hai ... lekin jis din mere haath saboot laga ... tum logon ko pagal kutton ki tarah ghaseeta hua le jaonga

Main ittefaq se koi kaam nahi karta

Sarkari departments ne aam aadmi ki zindagi newspaper jaisi bana di hai ... subah kamot pe palatne se shuru hoti hai aur raat tak raddi banke kisi kone mein padhi milti hai