Shaadi aur yudh mein sirf ek hi farak hota hai ... shaadi mein aap apne dushman ke saath raat ko soo sakte hain

If you lie, you die!

Ek baar agar mera dimaag garam ho gaya na ... toh thanda bhi fatafat ho jaata hai

Ek hi reet sada chali aayi ... under the table upar ki malai

Aap logon ko upar waale ne bheja toh bheja ... lekin bheje mein bheja hi nahi bheja

Adult baat mat kar, idhar maa behen khadi hai

Kauva kitna bhi washing machine mein naha le ... bagula nahi banta

Bhagwan chadawe se nahi ... chadane waale ki neeyat se khush hota hai

Tu gaadi plane ki speed se chalata hai aur pyar bhail-gaadi ki speed se karta hai

Challis saal ki shaadi shuda zindagi ke baad bhaagwaan ... pati patni ko sirf goli maar sakta hai ... seetti nahi

Sirf siddhant ke bal par raajneeti nahi chalti ... iske liye stithi ko samajhna zaroori hai, samay ki chaal ko pehchanna zaroori hai

Zakhm ilaaj se bharta hai aur dard baantne se halka hota hai

Dushmani karo toh dushman ko raaste ka bhikhari bana do ... taaki woh haath failaye, haath utha na sake

Shakahari bhojan khane se dil, dimaag aur aatma teeno shaant rehte hai

Abhe saale khud ka thopda dekha hai ... national TV pe dikha de ... toh poore desh ki nazar utar jaaye

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali

Ek kalakaar kabhi bhi businessman nahi ban sakta ... aur ek businessman kabhi kalakaar nahi ban sakta

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

Lagata hai tumhari aankhon mein soovar ka baal hai