Bahadur ko uski bahaduri fasati hai ... aur darpok ko uska dar

Mujhe maaf karde ... mere paap ke kachre ko apne imaandari ke jhadu se saaf karde

Andar ki baat ho, tera mera saath ho ... mere kachche banyan pehno, din ho ki raat ho

Tumhare jaise log is desh ke liye shraap hai

Kam jokhim aur kam munafa, usse business kehte hai ... zabardast jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse jua kehte hai ... lekin kam jokhim aur zabardast munafa, usse mauka kehte hai

Murghi churai kasai se ... aur khabar phelai dakaar se

Jiski laathi uski bhains ... nikaal cash

Sher ko raaj karne ke liye bakriyo ko bali banana zaroori hai

Saanp aur imaandar aadmi dono ek saath mil jaye ... toh pehle imaandar aadmi ko maar daalo

Bahu, bahu ... apne guni haathon se chawal bana do, saath mein daal ... chaar paanch parathe ... aur do ek sabzi ... zyada kasht mat uthana

Paisa imaandari ke saath bhi kamaya ja sakta hai ... magar sirf itna ... agar pet bhar gaya toh badan kapdon se khali rahega ... aur agar kapdon se badan ko dhank liya toh bhook se pet khali

Dharam se zyada kuch bhi nahi bikta is duniya mein

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

Aaj shyam ka suraj doobne se pehle agar mujhe paise nahi mile ... toh duniya ki bheed mein kal tum bhi kisi ko nahi miloge

Duniya mein abhi tak kisi government ne aaise note nahi banaye ... joh ek baap se uske bete ko khareed le

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

Is desh mein bhalai karna sabse badi galati hai

Ek taraf case chalta rehta hai ... doosri taraf woh aish karta rehta hai

Total sarvanash!

Jurm ki ret pe chalne waale kabhi kadamon ke nishaan nahi chhodte