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# 81

Ganda hai par dhanda hai ... aur gundo ko sabak sikhane yahi funda hai

It's bad but it's business ... and it is the fundamental way to teach goons a lesson

Ready

Business•Comedy•Rowdyism

# 82

Cheese bolne se angrezi smile aati hai ... paneer bolne se Indian muskurahat aati hai

By saying cheese you get an English smile ... by saying paneer (cottage cheese) you get an Indian smile

Dil Ka Rishta

Food & Drinks•Comedy

# 83

Joh kam bolte hai, woh aksar khatarnak hote hai ... is liye chalak aadmi ko khamosh dushman se hamesha hoshiyar rehna chahiye

People who speak less, usually are dangerous ... that's why a smart person should always be careful of a silent enemy

Sone Pe Suhaaga

Enemy

# 84

Koyle ko kitna bhi dho lo ... Surf se, Nirma se, Rin se ... woh hamesha kaala ka kaala hi rehta hai

No matter how much you wash a piece of charcoal ... with Surf, with Nirma, with Rin ... it always remains black

Welcome

Comedy

# 85

Rishton ki mehak bhi le udhe paad ... ab baap pehda ho rahe hai beton ke baad

A fart can carry away the fragrance of relationships ... nowadays fathers are being born after their sons

Guest Iin London

Shayari•Parents•Comedy

# 86

Main tujhse pyar da petrol maanga tha ... tune toh petrol chidakkar meri pyar di gaadi hi jala di

I had asked you for the petrol of love ... but you sprayed petrol over and burned the car of my love

Bachke Rehna Re Baba

Comedy•Transportation

# 87

Roti, kapda aur makaan teeno cheezein imaandari ke saath ek saath ... nahi milti

With honesty you don't get ... bread, clothes and house all three things together

Naam

Food & Drinks•Clothes & Shoes•House

# 88

Is desh mein bhalai karna sabse badi galati hai

In this country doing a good deed is the biggest mistake

Nayak

Drama

# 89

# 90

Yeh toh bungla nahi Bangal hai ... mere son-in-law ke paas itna sara maal hai

This is not a bungalow, it's like the region of Bengal ... it's amazing that my son-in-law is so rich

Coolie No. 1 (2020)

House•Money•Comedy

# 91

Yahan tum joh chahoge milega ... nahi milega toh sirf bahar jaane ka raasta

Here you'll get whatever you want ... but the only thing you won't get is the way to get out

Naam

Drama

# 92

Insaan aaise gunaah zindagi mein sirf do hi baar karta hai ... ek ya toh sar pe kisi ka udhaar ho aur doosra jab dil mein kisi ka pyar ho

A person commits such a crime only in two conditions of life ... first if he is in debt to someone and second when he is in love with someone

Mr. & Mrs. Khiladi

Romance•Crime

# 93

Apna toh sidhaant hai shaan se jeeyo aur shanti se ludhak jao

It's my principle to live with pride and to die quietly

Aarzoo

Comedy

# 94

Har thokar ko aage badne ki seedi banani chahiye ... iraade aur mazboot ho jaate hai ... na milne waali cheez bhi mil jaati hai

We should make every stumble as a step to move forward ... your intentions become more stronger ... and you also get the things that you weren't supposed to get

Dil Ka Rishta

Inspiration

# 95

Main toh sirf tumhari tasveer hi kheench raha tha ... tum toh meri film utaar rahi ho

I was only taking your photo ... but you are shooting a film on me

Dil Ka Rishta

Comedy

# 96

Is umar mein toh shareer second hand Ambassador ki tarah hota hai ... kabhi carburetor mein kachra, kabhi suspension mein lafda ... toh baar baar servicing ke liye jaana padta hai

At this age the body becomes like a second hand Ambassador (car) ... sometimes there is dust in the carburetor, sometimes there are problems in the suspension ... hence I have to go again and again for servicing

Cheeni Kum

Transportation•Comedy

# 97

Pant pe gira pani aur phisli huyi jawani bada badnaam karti hai

Water on your pants and out of control youth can dishonour you

Guest Iin London

Comedy

# 98

Jurm ki ret pe chalne waale kabhi kadamon ke nishaan nahi chhodte

Those who walk on the sands of crime don't leave behind the marks of their footsteps

Mahaanta

Crime

# 99

Main "gaa" bajhata hoon toh "saa" bajhta hai, main "paa" bajhata hoon toh "maa" bajhta hai ... yane ki main kuch bhi bajha saku, usse pehle meri bajh jaati hai

When I play "gaa" then it sounds like "saa", when I play "paa" then it sounds like "maa" ... basically I get screwed even before I play anything

Gair

Music•Comedy