Beta ye gutkha khane ka itna shauk hai toh ek dost aur bana le ... kandha dene ke kaam aayega

Haramzaade se yaad aaya Chaube ji ... aapke aadhar niye pitashri aaj kal kaise hai?

Kasoor na mera hai na tera ... kasoor hamare daaman ka hai ... jis mein phool bhi gire ... toh kaante ban gaye

Hum Bajrangbali ke bakht hai ... mar jayenge lekin jhoot nahi bolenge

Shikaar toh sab karte hai, lekin tiger se behtar shikaar koi nahi karta

Mote waale uss taraf ... patle waale iss taraf ... aur fit waale mere peeche

Joh police ki baat karta hai wahi police se darta hai

Ayanda mardon ki baraat lootne ... hijadon ki toli kabhi mat bhejna

Police waale ko thokne ka anjaam pata hai kya hai? ... ikkis saal jail aur thukkai alag se ... aur ussi police waale ne agar tumhe thokka, toh promotion alag se aur bahaduri ka medal bhi

(Khud ko Shahrukh Khan samjhe hai ke?) ... Shahrukh ka mazaak mat udhao ... manne bahut pasand hai ... jab woh ladki ke aankh mein aankh daalke dekhe hai na toh andhi ladki bhi patt jaave hai

Saari shikayatein ek saath likhva dijiye ... mooch, shirt, tie, pant, underwear, banyan, kuch mat chhodiye ... dhajjiyan udha dijiye ... lekin pyar nahi karta, yeh mat likhvaiye

Utna hi maaro ... jitna ki khud bardaash kar sako

Maa achchi hai ... apna khayal rakhti hai ... aur main desh ka khayal rakhta hoon

Desi ka chota peg ... angrezi full botal ke barabar hai

Tere vaaste ek lakh jawaniyan ... par yeh jawani desh ke liye

Teri liye no chargesheet sirf D-final ... yani death final

Apne apne funde hai

Jab hum aapse kuch poochna chahe toh aap hum mein rokti hai ... aur jab chup ho jaye toh tokti hai

One man can make a difference!

Agar tum meri zindagi mein nahi hoti, toh main kya hota? ... bina jeb ki pant hota, bina sole ka juta hota, bina dil ke shareer hota