Har dam duayen dena, har lamha aahen bharna ... unka bhi kaam karlo aur apna bhi kaam karna

Maqsad-e-ishq ka dekha hai nirala dastoor ... ki hum fail huye, jab humne sabak yaad kiya

Hazaron beh gaye in botalon ke bandh pani mein ... glasson mein joh doobe phir na ubhare zindagani mein

Bina mushkil mein padhe kamyabi milti bhi toh nahi ... mushkilen itni padhi mujhpar ki aasaan ho gayi

Teri zulfon ke pech-o-kham teri zindagi se kam nahi ... jitni sawariye utni ulajhti chali jaati hai

Eent ka jawab patthar ... gudh ka jawab shakkar ... aur sajan ko sabak sikhana ho toh chalao dooja chakkar

Jab ghar pe ho sakta hai zukaam ka ilaaj toh kyun dhoonde kisi doctor ka address ... ki farak penda hai ki ilaaj kare Munnabhai ya M.B.B.S

Choona jamke padna chahiye, chahe paan ho Banaras ya Kolkate ka ... saboot tagda hona chahiye, chahe thank you bolna pade kisi bhi ullu de pathe da

Gas ho jaye khatam toh jala lo chula ... shehar mein swayamvar kyun kare jab bagal mein ho dulha

Joh kali dulhan bani hai woh chaman ki jaan hai ... par dahej joh kuch mila hai, jung ka samaan hai ... aap meri toop hai aur sasur captaan

Poocha unse ishq kiya kya yeh koi paap hai ... usne kaha chup raho tere peeche khada mere baap hai

Kadi se kadi milti hai toh ek zanjeer banti hai ... aaiye hum sab milkar ek zanjeer banaye ... tadbeer se in badnaseebon ki taqdeer banaye

Aksar log school mein padhte hai aur padhate hai ... lekin bahut kam log hote hai joh apne aap mein school hote hai

Chandni raat, haathon mein haath ... peeche se padi baap ki laat

Is shehar ko yeh malum nahi ki pada kisse paala hai ... Barkhi ko mil gayi chutti, ab yeh shehar badalne waala hai

Maana maine Ali Bhai ka kehna, maana tune Ali Bhai ka kehna ... lekin us budhe ki baat tu seriously mat lena, aur hamesha Mussa se bachke rehna

Jism mitti hai mitti mein mil jayega ... rooh ka jalwa phir bhi nazar aayega

Maike se aaja biwi, teri yaad mein ho gayi TB ... main kheer samajhkar kha loonga, teri jooti bhi teri gaali bhi

Yeh zindagi ke mele duniya mein kam na honge ... of course hum na honge, almost hum na honge, at the most hum na honge

Shikaar usne kiya, dil ko taar-taar kiya ... bura kiya joh kisi ladki se pyar kiya